I ****ing hate double standards.

My feet are wet

come with me and bless the night, let the darkness be your salvation :eyebrows:

...you're not using that line on girls are you hon?!

What a line though, eh?

Can't disagree there...Seize The Night...

Much prefer the shorter snappier verison, think it would have more success ...

that line would explain what happened to nora though

who´s nora?

.net is awful sore on the eyes

Never mind the brain...

*innocent face*

Manchester won't klnow what has hit it!!

thats not an innocent face kid lol

:cheer:
nice evening

:twisted: How the hell do you get an Italian vampire with a name like VON Krolock?????? :evil:


Crawford is a complete git for pulling that one :angry:


Although he sounds much better than Crawf*ckup, not even Steve Barton is pleasant to listen to faking in an Italian accent when he talks.

Thankfully the daft voice is completly absent when he sings.

crawford faked an italian accent?:nuts:

Crawford played it as Frank Spencer ... enough to make anyone cringe.

:twisted: Michael Crawf*ck insisted that the character of Graf Von Krolock was made into an Italian character :wtf:

Apparently it allowed to use a "funnier accent" :roll:


When someone playing the lead in a gothic horror starts telling you that he wants to use a "funnier accent" then it is time to show that actor the door and to tell him not to let the door hit him on the ass on the way out.


The demo i'm listening to was recorded by Steve after Crawf*ck had been cast in the roll and had started to make the changes that killed that musical deader than Der Graf.
That being the case, he is obliged to play the character as dictated.Bad accent and all.
But at least he doesn't use it when he sings.

He also changed half the script, and the story, the characters, are mere shadows of the original.



I sincerely beg to differ.






It was more like the bloke using the artistic licence (which BTW folks, was 100% on this deal :doh: ) and is making all the changes is Frank Spencer.


I don't know WTF he's playing the character as :wtf: :nuts:

u watching the whole show??? with mr crawfords adaptions???

:twisted: I don't think I could bare too :shock:

I'm just listening to a demo of Steve I downloaded before.

ahhh the steve demos.... amazing, brilliant stunning and fantastic

:twisted: And a tantalising teasing look into a future that could have been :sad:

don't get me started... or points will be heading my way lol

:twisted: Well, Von Krolock (the Italian one :wtf: ) loses his temper while he'strying to seduce the woman he loves and shouts............

"YOU PATHETIC LITTLE PEASANT, DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR A MISSERABLE NOTHING LIKE YOU?"


FFS :nuts:


Tanz is a very romantic play, especially the character of Von Krolock.

This is not the kind of thing he would come out with.

Trust me .. on stage it WAS Frank!