who's the first? :))

I wouldn't dream of flirting with you. It wouldn;t be fair to raise my hopes on someone so far out of my league.....

You, my dear sir...will get me fired...I just read this post and burst out laughing in the middle of the office...

Coincidentally...that is EXACTLY how I feel about your reply...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

u should change your name to mszee. if u ever get the chance

I know...but my train it appears has left the station...

Thoughts right now...cringing...finally posted my picture...

hmmm....six hour car journey to look forward to....:roll:

have you got a CD player in the car Bren? I'm sure you can think of some good music to play! :wink:



My thought...... I'm gonna shoot that bird that sits in the tree outside my bedroom window squawking at the top of it's voice at 5am..... there's not even a hint of dawn at that time of the day!!

What type of moron puts an industrial air conditioner in a paper factory?

And, in my considered opinion, and belive me, I've been considering this all day.... to make an accident prone person work at high speed with a sticky tape dispenser is just cruel. Especially when no bandaids are provided, and an entry fee is charged. :evil:

I want my DSL Flat back!!!

wish I was on a plane going to see my sister in Oz.....

Going back to bed...maybe can sleep a bit more...

sweet dreams

Only 3 weeks and 6 more days before I will see my so many of my fellow Loafers again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After all the emotions of the last few weeks that Great Fact hardly had time to sink in, but as you all notice it is busy doing so!!!!

can time go any faster..pfff can't wait for the 16th okt:D

Thoughts

so much work

:yikes:

Don't mention work!!!

oops, sorry

:(
my mood is down today and I dont know why...

Ahhh...what kinda of weather are you having?

My mood often changes with that...

I miss you so much, my friend....

I think I am about to open psycho analyst practice on this forum...I am good at that...and it seems like a lot of people could benefit...

Would that be a psycho analyst practice, or a psychoanalyst practice, 'cos I'm not entirely sure they're the same thing.... :?

Since I don't have any credentials to speak of...except for life experience and some homegrown wisdom...it would be phycho analyst...

In that case hon, I'm not sure you qualify, 'cos you have to be a special kind of psycho to be a psycho analyst, and you're much too normal for that :lmao:

:shock:

I thought we were friends long enough for you to realize I am THE BIGGEST psycho here...ask Andy...he'll tell you...

Hmmm....

*Hypnobabe thinks for a moment...*

Maybe I'm just as psycho as you then, and that's why you seem normal to me? Obviously everyone else is the nutters... :lmao:

you know what?
You´re both psychos!:))

Happy now?:??:

Look who's talking...:roll:

Precisely, madam...Meat Loaf fan club doesn't accept socially acceptable "normal"...

is there any normality anymore?

Yes...and it's called...Loaf Normality...

Now i have pirate language stuck in my head :bicker:

And I have NOTHING stuck in my mind...I am very DROLL today...

*waves hand frantically...

Are we forming a psychos club? :twisted:

Ahhhhh...I see my first patient has arrived...

So what ails you, my dear?

I am sorely troubled friend... my lack of ale is ailing me indeed...

:cheers:

can i have a psychoanalysis too?

Yes...you are a psycho...any more questions???

thanks! Just wanted official confirmation!:retard:

Now about my fee...do you pay by check or credit card?

And would you like an official certificate of your insanity sent to your home address...and that home address is????

just post that certificate here, that´ll be enough.

Hmmm...I´m insane...so my payment to you is...that I wont do the things to you insane people usually do...

enough?:retard:

who needs locking up??? im mad ova here!!! ( certified n all!)

Here you go...here's your certificate...


:twisted: Dear...you're forgetting that I am a bigger and better psycho than you're...so you better...open up your wallet...or else...:evil:

I'm just gonna write some random crap so I can reach 750 posts anytime soon.

Yes what's with that BS in the shout box?
Can a man and woman be friends without the other!

Is that BS meaning BiSexual? I don't have a clue.... who is the BS? you tell me.;)

Your being a dumb ass!

BS = Bull shit!

Oh is that what it was. Sorry. Actually, come to think of it, that's even worse...... your telling me there is some bullhit in the shoutbox? Holy Shit, or should I say Bull Shit.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You are really ticking me off now!
If I remember correctly you said something like that then Fire Ball came on and it was highly embarrassing so please keep such things to yourself!

Don't worry...it shows

I have apologised appropriately in the shoutbox.......... I hope;)

I hardly think Meat's gonna care whats said in the sb by fans about fans :lol: That's if he even bothers to read it at all. I'm sure he has more stuff to worry about that that, so I really wouldn't be worrying yourself over that ;)

what a day

should I keep my new avatar??

I should go back to bed IMMEDIATELY...

Have Criminology this afternoon, should I walk to college or should I jump on a bus and hide from the conductor?

Does a leopard ever really change it's spots?

:roll:

Apparently not.

Completely lost and confused....and shell shocked...and stunned...and need some answers here...

:shock: Tired..... trying hard to keep my eyes open. Getting up well before Dawn even thought of cracking this morning does not agree with me!

Whew...mystery is solved and all is well with the world!!!

..... don't tell me you found your sanity? :lmao:

It really is very careless of you to keep mislaying it!

Now...why would I even LOOK for my sanity? It's gone with the wind and can't be resurrected...

I'd hoped it was a fad... but now my illusion's been shattered...

:))

my thoughts: dont wanna go to cinema and watch that stupid movie tonight :(

SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!
 

:shock:

Are you calling MY LIFE a stupid movie??????????????????

My dear...YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! :devil:

HELL HATH NO FURY AS THE WOMAN SCORNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

:shock::panic:

waaaaah!

No, I would do anything, but I wont do that!

I was talking about a movie I have to watch tonight in cinema and I dont want to. It´s a documentary called "we feed the world" where they show exaclty HOW chicken and pork is slaughtered and such things.


*runs away*:weee:

thoughts!!!
 

need to get dinner ready and remove the cat from the back of the washer!!!
t;)

Need to get dinner ready, don't have a cat...

Well chickens are like any bird so you wring thier neck (not chop the head off as they just run around squirting blood all over the place), pluck it while still warm to get the feathers outr easier and then cut it here, here and here. Pull the guts out of there and tie a bit of string round the feet.

Pork is harder to describe but basically you stun it with a bolt gun and then butcher it here, here and there to cut into two halves which means the innards drop straight out and then can be jointed.

It's all jolly interesting stuff.

OH alright...I shall not kill you just yet...

THAT MOVIE WILL DO YOU IN!!!

:barf:

:shock:

:wtf:

:yikes:

:panic:

If MsZee reacts like that to the thought of me butchering cattle, hands up all those who want me to PM her a copy of the "Silence of The Lamb" story from 18 months/2 years ago.

It made three members physically sick!

Nobody will raise their hands cause they are all in awe and/or terrified of me...so there...:roll:

Now...name those 3 members and I will tell you myself if it will make me sick or not...:twisted:

It wasn't about slaughtered cattle...it was about YOU slaughtering the cattle...:shock:

wow...I´m glad that we´ve got a slaughtering expert here!:weee:

I should take my mp3 player with me and listen to "In the land of the pigs the butcher is king":lmao:

Chris, I want that story, please!

Another ghoul in this Loafdom...

why don't I alway miss something ????

What did you miss now???

I like frosties.

Me too...:(

Got one to spare??? :D

Thanks to some wonderful friends, I'm very excited, wonder if it still fits though?

Hmmm do I have time for ONE more cup of tea?

What the hell is wrong with people in this world? JHC, is it really asking too much for anyone to remember to do anything, OR DO I HAVE TO DO EVERY ****ING THING MYSELF????









I think I'm done. :oops:

Yes, you do :))

Dreamed I was at the RAH last night:weee:
The Pope gave a welcoming speech!:lmao:
And we were in row 34:shock: I know, they don't have a row 34 there!:mrgreen:

I know. :( :evil:

lifes a bitch and then you die

No no.

Life's a bitch and then you marry one. :lol:

marry a bitch.hmm.
you think thats the way to do it?:shock:

No, the way to go is to KILL the biatch!!!

As friends did we start...
As lovers did we part...

So if I follow the pattern of O-X-O...

Can there be another Story of O ?

Sure...there is always some Othello murdering a girl somewhere...

do I go to RAH:??:

:twisted: YES YOU BLOODY WELL BETTER MATE :up:

I'll see you at the bar :mrgreen:

I love Jeff.

Nuff said. :))

hello...people!:wave.
my thoughts...

my mind is blank...

should listen to some music...

WTTN...

*RJ is not available for the next hour*

I think The Flying Mouse is pretty!!!

Is how I read that sentence. Did a double take, and thought "that's not nice".

And those are my thoughts for now. :twisted: