Thankyou mszee... nice to meet you

Hi hugsy,how you doing ?

well that's something I've never ever done before

what, youve been on stage with Meat Loaf?? why didnt you tell us? :twisted:

Isn't it obvious - why?

Very content, Michael looked stunning (:shock:) last night though it was a little odd hearing him speak while dressed as Edna, :heart: him to peices though.
If you missed it, Graham from the MBFC Forum has got it up on yt;


Can't stop watching it, Love it to peices.
Also went to see The Mikado today, loved it all over again :heart:.

I did and I did

That was one hell of a woman in red dress...what?

Is it me or did somebody else notice that more often than not every time R. posts a new thread it's something about beer???

Plus, there's an "R" in "beer".

These things cannot be coincidental ...

Dave :roll:

LOL! Surely this is most mens first thought!:lol:

Wow Dave ... cool avatar

getting drunk texts from mike....excellent

told a funny joke :??: lol

will i pass the 12,000 posts mark tonight?

why? whats happened??

knackered

they have ruined the omen!!!!!!! ffs

bored

have i really stayed up longer than meatgirl? :shock:


good night :zzz:

AND...STRICTLY between you and me...I personally do NOT believe in coincidences...

Congrats on finally inserting roach into your presence here!!!

After he pays his mobile bill, you won't get them anymore...either that or he will stop drinking...

Second thought: you won't get texts anymore...

Poor...extremely poor...

Now that I've commented on every post here while everybody else is asleep I can go back to watching TV...whew...DONE...

How you doin Jeff? Good to see you here (finally!) :cool:

4 hours of sleep. excellent

Because the song was from the dvd that you sent me, but yes there was a bit of drinking yesterday, see the blog i'm about to write

More likely the latter
don't blame me for that

aah, makes much more sense nowI dont, I blame someone else for that :twisted:

in bed...still...or again.. lol
Anyway, I quite like it here and I might stay a bit longer...

with?

btw thanks for your text, dunno if you read the blog to find the answer!

sadly not with the person that belongs here...
I did and I commented;)

very difficult to get flights to you on a sunday;)

Just saw the comment, ty

tired

25 smilie max limit.... wtf

tired and bored apparently lol

ordering xmas presents online...

what do you get me? :D

99950 bottles of beer?

Dave :twisted:

Could be worse!!

Could be 99949 bottles of beer :p

with the cost of shipping and handling, i decided that it's only 5 bottles of beer, which will be delivered at various parts of next year to random locations

Tired :zzz: !

I'm not surprised after all that beer ...

Dave

Really bad hangover!! I must never drink that much when i've got clients the next day!! I had to tell them i had food poisoning and its a bad one i couldn't even eat pizza lol!!

You drain the flat of alcohol again?

i tried to drain dublin of alcohol yesterday and it nearly worked.

:twisted: Let me fill you in then.............

Meat released Couldn't Have Said It Better in 2002, did a load of tours, released Bat III, more tours, health problems, charity football shootout, made more movies and is currently working on a new album.

That should be enough to get a .net member briefly up to speed :p :lol:


Welcome to mlukfc :up:

No i drained upstairs of alcohol lol!!

When will you learn, you can't drink with the kiddies lol

Watching that Clio hit the central reservation at 85 50' in front of us and then spin through 360 to come to rest on the hard shoulder wasn't my idea of fun ... over the limit and driving without due care should ensure he's not driving for a while!

And they didn't have to work today lol!!

:twisted: Bloody hell mate :shock:
Just glad you and Lucy are OK :up:

If any of these assholes who drink and drive want to top themselves, they are very welcome to do so by wrapping their cars around the nearest convenient lamp post, it's when they take some innocent out with them that pisses me off :angry:

Sunday seems to be the time for idiots to believe they can drink and then drive home

glad you didn't get hurt

Usually they take some poor innocent buqqer out with them, glad it wasn;t you two!!!!!

Well, the good news is that Lucy is ok and Andy is well enough to torture me in the future!!!

I have a headache...

ooh sorry!!!!
Forgot what i was gonna say!!
was gonna tell you all something But
Forgot that too ....Lol

welcome hughsey,

Hey Sean i'm doing fine mate thanks.
Hope you're keeping busy.
Could'nt get on this site, coz my email was'nt working.....
lmfao..... was working... but i couldnt spell it right...lol :lol:

Cant believe Mr Sulu is in the jungle lol!!

Hi samcat, how you doing... met you in Bath at the Meat Loat concert.

WHEW...what a relief...you've met one of the saner person on this forum too...LOL...

i'm somewhere between not believing and not caring

With a name like that...where else he would be? On the other hand...obviously I don't know what I am talking about...LOL...

Hiya Apart from the hangover i'm grand!! Welcome to the site its great fun here lol!!

Thank you Buddy.
Nice to hear from you.
Thanks for the greeting.

he'll be saying beam me up before long

Mike, I think your brother is hysterical...

i like talking to myself in chat get some sane answers

Sorry, Chris...my ADD rules...won't be able to keep up with conversation...this I can take time to think over...in chat I will just get lost and get a headache...

Well, I see Dave is keeping you company...good...just don't let him tell you he has cake...it's all fib...

Did someone mention cake?

thats ok zina its very qt in there anyway

Yeah, usually it's Andy...

He's such a tease.

Barbara, what is Mindjolt??? I certainly need one but I don't think it will help...

How do you figure begging for cake in every single birthday thread being a tease??? More like a glutton???

:twisted: I'd join you there mate, but this pc just isn't working that well at the moment (flash is screwed).

cake?? where???

Oh, I thought he was a supplier not a user ...

Dave

Btw, Andy and Lucy glad you´re ok!!

And also, Hello and welcome hughsey ;)

:twisted: Some people have cocaine problems, some alcohol problems, Andy is battling with cake addiction :sad:

It's not as much fun as it sounds.

Apparently birthday cake stings like a bitch when you snort it :doh:

He's such a tarte.

I was going to have cake just now but it's been Stollen.

Dave

WOW...I thought leprosy is something that remained only in Conan Doyle books...apparently it's alive and well in US...:shock:

kopparberg is good gear

has too much to do

and the award for the worst joke of the month goes to......

We're fine thanks (and thanks to everyone else, just can't get into this multi-quote thing! :lol: )...really was bloody scary though, we'd been following them for a while and thankfully Andy had backed right off as it was so obvious something was going to happen. We ended up stood in the rain on the hard-shoulder of the M6, Andy and me, another couple, and a couple with their two very young boys, and the only words to any of us from the over-the-limit-little-s**t-of a driver were "aww man I can't believe I've done that to my car!" :shock: There are some people that truly don't deserve to be on this earth, they were all just so arrogant. Thankfully no-one was hurt but unfortunately I think it would have taken a serious injury (or worse) for them to actually give a :shit: about what they'd done

I trust you told him that that was the least of his problems? Hopefully our judicial system will ensure that the little scrote won't be needing a car for the foreseeable future.

Dave

I didn't. Usually I would have said something but they were the most jumped up arrogant little b*****ds I've seen and it would have resulted in a slanging match and spending the rest of our day in bad moods, so I was very restrained :p The copper gave them hell though, good bloke! :lol:

Just hope they realise how lucky they were (which obviously they won't), considering what happened it was actually pretty clean and tidy, had the potential to be a lot worse

Excellent :-). I doubt it'll make a difference to his attitude though, and he'll probably get a short ban and a Blue Peter badge for his troubles when he's up before the beak.

Hope it didn't shake you up too much. Last serious one I saw was only a couple of miles from home, and boy did I drive those slowly. That one was two bikers, one turning into the path of another. He got away with bruises but the innocent guy was taken to hospital with serious brain injuries.

Dave

At the time it did, I don't know anyone that can go into shock as quickly as me! It really put me off driving though, on our way home we had to come through a 50 zone with the average speed cameras, came out of there and even doing 70 felt like we were flying, I think the journey home was the longest Andy's had to sit through! :lol:

It certainly was the longest drive from Birmingham to Cheadle I've ever done! Wouldn't have been going any faster in the rain, but once that cleared and the roads were dry and clear we'd have made better progress if the events of earleir in the day hadn't happened.

Very lucky that no one was hurt, just hope the police do get in touch as promised for the statements, that lad shouldn't be driving for a long long time. At least he'll be paying through the nose for his insurance for a good few years!

IME, yes they will, within a few days. Suggest you write it down now though, before you forget - it's amazing how recollections change over time (and with how many times you recount the story!).

Dave

Funny you should say that, I've just jotted some notes down here ready for when they get in touch.

Incidentally the copper was the spitting image of Mike from The Young Ones!

What a great fiasco that was !!

Rung the surgery to see if they could tell me when I had my Rubella vaccination... They had no record of it so sent me through to somewhere else they then passed me onto The Child Health Autorities who after getting my details told me that there was no record of it but I had my Measels jab in 82... Thanks for that useless information that I didn't want in the first place :roll:.
I am sure I've had this vaccination at school, oh and this was also reassuring; "We might not of put it down."

Thanks :bicker: !

So on app I've put no but if asked I'll have to say that I was sure I did but nobody seemed to have any recollection of it :roll:.

Arn't the health services great...

Isn't measles and rubella are done in one shot? I pretty much think that here measles/rubella and mumps are all in one shot...check that out - maybe that's why they told you about measles...

Andy and Lucy...extremely delighted with you being ok...as I was once in the accident where my whole life flashed before my eyes, together with a street sign which I knocked down and the wall of the house a few inches of which I finally stopped...I know how this shite feels...

This one?

http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/da..._road_sign.jpg

Dave :twisted:

Yes that's what I thought but in 82 I was 2 not 14 as what I was when, if I did have it would of been :shrug:.

Dave...that was the most awful thing that happened to me on the road...I was turning left and there was NO oncoming cars...except that idiot was driving about 65 miles on a street where it supposed to be 25...she couldn't even stop when she hit me...there was a burnt rubber from her car all the way down to the next block...

My car became aiborne, flew over the sidewalk, knocked down street sign, flew into somebody's front yard and stopped inches from the brick house...I thought I am done...