:twisted: nice try michael oh by the way have you met mine and neil's wrotwrilers called roger and satan they'll be gaurding the bar while the landlord is with me :D

oh good some real service then

make mine a beer satan theres a good boy

and mines a brandy please Roger while your at it (sounds like Hale and Pace ,Roger and Satan the Rotweilers lol)

:twisted: the drinks will be served by humans and not rotweilers and both your drinks are coming right up :D

but you said the place was being looked after bye the rotties not humans



i'll have a jd & coke please

:twisted: lol i meant they were protecting me while the landlord is away your jd and coke are coming right up :D

jim bean black

ill have a brandy before bedtime,ta

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

yes please,can i have a vodka and tonic,thankyou

jd & coke please

i need a very very large brandy desperatley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just having a large glass of red wine!!!!

think everyone must be having a lay in,ill have a large latte when your ready please

:twisted: coming right up :D

Cup of tea please, Milk no sugar :cool:

coming right up

just have half of fosters today please,

coming right up

think ill have a coffee now,before bedtime,thankyou

larshge wishkeyyyy and diet cooke pleashhh

make that 2

they're both coming right up :D

bit late now

i know but i've been busy though :raspberry: