Lets hope you get a question on beer or wine eh? lol

Good luck! Do you get commission if they phone you and you actually know what you're talking about???

:mrgreen:
Cheers!!! The recording starts in a little while... Fingers crossed indeed!

Wow, you don´t say! Hint of the year...lol
As if I wouldn´t have thought about doing that.

No 20% for you :p

Ooooh I´m sure he could answer that question himself lol

No, none at all ;)
Though I´m hoping he´d fork out some drinks, if I could actually help him lol



For all you few Germans here, in case you gonna watch WWM tonight, watch out for a guy named Axel E. ... :D

Dont you mean Axel F.? :lmao::))

And the award for the worst joke of this century goes to...
*drum roll*

RJ!!!!!

:nuts:

Actually THAT award goes to me...BUT...I did this:
:silence: before pressing "post" button...

Whohohohooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


My friend made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Won???

the madness of normality...and with that in mind, off to bed i go

Which is your native fruit, by the way? I've got oranges...

Oh, and I can't get coconuts to grow... I think I'm trying to grow them in the wrong place :(

For the first time I saw an ad for this game on TV here yesterday...I think it was for wii though...in any event...I recognized what it is immediately as soon as commercial came on...pathetic...

I've had that problem before...

He made it through the selection question (or whatever it´s called lol)
He´s currently at 200 Euros then the sirene that chimes at the end of the broadcast rang.
The madness continues on Friday!!!! I´m sooooooooooo fecking excited!!!!
This is sooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My native fruit is a pear.
And now I´m also up to 4 apple trees :mrgreen:
Found my second coconut at the beach today. Already screwed it up the first time, so now I´m scared to plant a coconut again lol
See Claire, it´s not just you who has problems with those ;)

Well, good luck to your friend, Betty!!!

*Mutters something about coconuts growing neither in Germany, nor England...duh*

I'll swap you some oranges for some apples and pears, come New Year?!
I've had two coconuts wash up, neither of them grew.... tried one in the sand, no good, one in the dirt right next to the sand... no good either...

Cheers hon!! :D

and :lmao: !!!

That´s a deal!!! ;)
I already tried the normal "grass" for the coconut... Didn´t work.
And there´s no more options left :shock:
Emmaaaaa, heeeelp!!!

I started off with apples!! Coconuts wash up on the beach and the other fruit you can get from the villagers if you send them presents they send fruit back lol!!

You have to plant coconuts near the beach but not where a house could go ie near one of the signs or in the immediate area!! If you have some of your native trees near the beach try chopping one down, dig up the root, plant one there and dont forget to water it lol!!

Thanks Emma, I'll try that when I get another one!!

Is Animal Crossing one game or there are different versions of it like Sims?

One game....no life lol

Right...thanks...:lmao:

Theres only one but its on 3 different consoles!!

LOL!! Ok Mr Excitement hows your Wii?

doing fine thank you lol

So you wont be getting Animal Crossing for it then?

I think not

Nice little sedate game, bit of fishing, chatting to the villagers, picking fruit but i suppose you'd miss all the exercise you get from Wii Sport lol!!

those telescopic lift hoist thingies aren't easy to drive if you've no idea what your doing... great fun though

So it's not timed on any level? I have a problem with timed...brain doesn't correlate to anything else...as evidenced by my posts here...

No theres just real time!! No hurry to do anything the seasons change, different bugs and fish appear its all very laid back lol!!

reading back thru the last couple of pages on here makes me think either me or some of you have been taking mind altering substances. i feel so very lost.

i also can't be mithered going back any further, an in any event based on what i have read, would be quite scared to do so.

so, happy birthday if it's your birthday. well done if you have succeeded in something. i'm very very sorry if you have sad / bad news and so very happy for you if you have good news. congratuations if you need them. good luck if you need that too. anything else i have missed, please presume it to be included here.

*starts checking ingredients on dairy milk chocolate just consumed*

oh and hi! *waves*

But you have to keep watering the flowers and feeding bugs to the fish, is that it???

i suppose i should also post what i'm thinking....since that's the aim of this thread.

do i need to understand my thoughts to post them?

Helen, come to London in December!!! I'll set you straight!!!

Neither you, nor anybody else needs to understand your thoughts!!!

that's good then...

why is the next website refusing to load pictures of dresses?
i've got an itch
i hate woodchip
i hate sanding walls (strangely enough the two aren't related)
is it worth it?
will this work?
is it worth it just for the fun?
is there any point going out with a mate you fancy?
what should i wear next weekend?
how can i convince work colleagues to attend the staff crimbo do
where have i put my mobile
what have i got to do tomorrow
i wonder my boss has put the laptop
must remember to eat tomorrow
need to phone builders, plasterers, gas fitters, and electrician
need to do something else i have forgotten
if i dont go to bed soon i'll sleep thru tomorrow
i hope my friend's hospital appt goes well tomorrrow
there are a lot of lamps in my parents' living room
sainsburys mince pies are actually quite nice
home bargains is an amazing shop
why do people take sides
i hope a colleague off sick is doing ok. i wonder if anyone has been in touch with him recently
how many more xmas presents have i got to buy
my laptop cable doesn't seem to be doing my giant peace lily much good when it's touching it.
need to tidy up chocolate wrappers. must hide evidence
when do my colleagues usually write xmas cards. must finish writing.
is only november why am i thinking about christmas now
why do perfectly nice blokes turn into complete bar stewards
why do people do and say what they do
i've got an itch
why do we have to have emotions
why am i so scared of emotions
how many millions more things have i got to do with my house
what did i promise my friend i would loan to her
what on earth am i sposed to be doing tomorrow
how can i really really hate yet still love somebody all at the same time
how come that's the only online place i can say that without it getting to the wrong person
it's suddenly gone a lot colder in here than i thought it was a few minutes ago
did i do the right thing?
is this really what goes on in my brain. quite worrying!
when i pressed submit reply why did it tell me the server is too busy
how can a server be busy
what is it doing
why is it busy
am i going to lose all this and save you the anguish of it being on your screen if i press submit reply again...?

and i wonder why i have a headache!!!

Lol ... Helen count to 10 and chill!!!

Emma, you awake??????????????????????????????????

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phone call on the way!!!!!

no pocheen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say hi from me ;)

Ok!!

Have you drunk it all?

aye... months ago... need to get more...
it was good gear lol

I have to confess right here and now that I've stopped reading Helen's thoughts after the 5th one...

OOOOOOOOOh...I got wireless mouse...I am SO cool!!!

Angela, when are you joining facebook? Would love to play Crappy game with you!

when she asks her hubby to set it up for her ---2010

OH MY GOD...

Me thinks somebody is grossly underestimating his spouse...hmmm...who could it be???

yes Angela when are you joining facebook...Chris set it up for her...lol..she will love it...more games to play

Really do not want to move from this nice warm front room this morning...

Facebook erm ... I'll think about it lol! The thing is when we share a computer somebody always gets the lions share of it ... and I wo'nt say who it is but it is'nt me!

And yes I'm ashamed to say it but Chris would have to set it up because I seriously would'nt have a clue how to do that!!!

You could've just asked me in private ;)

Mike is admitting to reading my thoughts.

He's either a stalker or really really really patient!!

Well, it's time that lion share went to somebody else...in any event, those are games you can play at any time as you have time...Saw yesterday advert for Black Friday for a laptop around $200...thinking now very hard...LOL...

Stalker

Yippeee... successful, lovely day at work!!
Christmas fair, cocktail bar and cinema later :mrgreen:

patient to a fault...the fault being that I can't wait

also if i was stalking, i'd be outside your house and I don't know where you live

So many words to deny being a stalker, stalker...

sounds to me like you're practised in the art of stalking and the denial of stalking

Feels to me like you're standing right outside my house... *shudders*...cause you do know where I live...

no it's a bit too cold to even consider anything like that, besides if i was going to come over, i'd at least call or email first:D

I don't know where this was going but it became funny...polite are we?

f**k no:D

Well...if you put it THIS way...

as shitty days go, that was a bit shitty thanks to that stupid ~~~~er

oooh I've been here 1 year today...
Thanks guys for making it a fab year!

Congratulations on surviving Looney Asylum for the entire year!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, whiskey

congrats, you're officially as crazy as the rest of us...celbridge would be proud:D

Is this a precursor to your post count rocketing tonight?

Michael, is Tower somewhere within walking distance (REAL walking distance!) from that River Cruise? I remember seeing it from where the boats were...but that was a RECORD tour and I know I've seen a lot...but I don't know how I got there from here...

possibly lol

what tower?

didnt we pass the tower went we went down to the boat? next to that money change thingy

Well, that's the question I am asking...

Michael...TOWER...THE TOWER of London...how many towers you have worth visiting???

Tower records?

Tower Hamlets?

actually we do have a laptop but for some reason it wo'nt connect to the internet we need to get a thingy to see if it will then connect to the internet. I don't know what thingy we need but when we get one hopefully it will work!

We've got spare thingies, see ya New Year, bring ya laptop and we'll sort it!!!!!!

*Mutters something about jerks*

point made lol

Uh oh, Tigger's in play mode, my fingers and the cables attatched to the laptop aren't safe!

You're on Michael!

He can't even figure out what Tower of London is...you gonna trust him with your laptop??? :shock:

Worth thinking about is'nt it! LOL!

Think away but I've got spare thingies and Zina don't know her way around London

LOL! When I have thunk back I seem to remember you mending quite a few things ... the freezer springs to mind ... but I could be wrong. So Michael yes I think I trust you to mend the laptop with the spare thingies but whether Chris will I do'nt know!

How your having a spare thingie has anything to do with not knowing my way around London? It's more like...I don't know a thing about your spare ummm....thingie???

Actually, it reminds me of somebody very very kindly providing me free of any charge and strictly out of friendship with a spare British mobile phone and promtly NOT picking up any calls from that phone...:lmao:

I even put credit on it!!!!!!!

I know...that's why I can never get mad at you knowing just how good a friend you're...

Don't get mad, get WHISKY lol

I will...tell me about Tower now...the one that I think is near River Cruise...also, which direction did we go on that Cruise? Apparently there are 2...

The Tower is close, easy walking distance, and the cruise is such that you can join/leave it at many points.

How many whiskeys does it take to make Michael talk...:roll::lol:

They say there are 2 - one goes to Westminster Bridge and one goes to Greenwich...does it matter which one?

Thanks!

takes several to make me talk

talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk

Talk...it will be a bottle...