:twisted: Anyone need serving?

I'm a little late getting behind the bar today :oops:

can i have a redbull please, don't worry not much has been happening in here today

:twisted: Here you go princess :hic:

thank you :D

:twisted: Anyone need anything?

yes please,a very large brandy,got a big irritating problem i need to get rid of,think a
brandy will help me deal with it !

:twisted: I take it the irritating problem is Steve, and the way the brandy will help is you add it to a large dose of cyanide and throw it down his throat for him :lmao:

does cynide taste though,been watching eastenders............burying alive sounds like a good idea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: Burying is always done best at night to maintain secrecy :bleh:

You couldn't bury him in one night.

You'd be hard pushed to have the job done by a week Tuesday :roll:

Need another brandy before i go out please,weather is so crap,and im going out with
a troll

:twisted: One brandy coming up :wink:

thankyou very much,ready for another please

:twisted: Brandy, coming up.

anyone want serving while im here

:twisted: I'll have a red bull please hunni :D

coming right up :D

anyone else wants serving while im standing around and looking pretty :lol:

I"ll have a very large coffee please,...hello..anyone there..

coming right up

:twisted: Quiet day in here today :shock:

everyone must be at work

:twisted: I thik the bar can take care of itself for half an hour then mrs mouse :wink:

:D

Think ill have a latte please if anyone i serving here today,service not up to much today lol

coming right up

two large brandy and diet cokes please