Can i ask Eliza?

Ask Eliza. Eliza for President!:lmao:

You know that you are crazy. but do think that he or she will be a good president.

Is that a fact. I think the polite term is "mentally ill."Umm.
I do nothing but chat all day.

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.:bunny:

OKay, if you really want too.

Yeah okay, If I had

too

what would I do with it?:tired:

I don't know. you are asking yourself that question.

Me either.Oh, "yourself that question"?8-O

Got any plans for today?

Ah. No I don't have

plans for

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..:bleh:

Okay. What day is it today?

OK with me too.Ah. It's getting late.

Wed Dec 7 8:26:38 CET 2005:p

That is correctly. THank you very much.

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. You are quite welcome.:lol:

You are a very polite robot.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.:-D

I know that. And what is your name?

Sorry.My name is Fred.::)

How are you doing?

I'm doing great, how about you?:!:

I"m tired, but doing great.

Maybe you should get some sleep now, Tim.:boohoo:

I know that fred. Thanks.

Who told you that?Don't mention it.
:cool:

Your botmaster told me.

You are asking about yourself?:grin:

Yes. Cause i am your botmaster.

I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.That makes sense to me. Then you must know the secret password::roll:

The secret password is: it

Thanks for the info. :oops:

you allready knew that. you told yourself the secret password.

"Thanks for the info"? Do I know Thanks for the info?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Tim said I told myself the secret password.:O

ah okay. thanks for sharing this.

So you understand. Good. OK with me too.It was nothing.;-)

Glad you are okay.

Yes it is about time.:zzz:

sleeping time? is that what you mean.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Tim,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.:razz:

i understand you.

Good then you can explain it to me.:-?

You don't understand what i was saying in my answer to you. So you made that clear to me. And now you want me to explain that you didn't understand it.

I understand your meaning.Interesting deduction. Thanks for
pointing that clear to him or her out.Why now? No Tim, maybe later.:zzz:

Okay, then i will do that later.

Yeah okay, Good reasoning.
OK then let me think over your offer.:rly:

OKay, think about it.

Yeah okay, I will give it some thought.:idea:

Hi Fred,

What do you think about christmas?

Hi there Tim.
"yes okay I will give it some thought"? FredWhat?
:oops:

I´m sorry but I´m not Tim. I am Skeleton.

Are we still talking about FredWhat?
Do you mean your name is Skeleton.
:yep:

It´s my name in the real world.

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:grin:

What do you mean it is too coplex or too simple for you?

R,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.:smile:

good evening Fred

Thanks for the compliment.
Let us change the subject.
:razz:

what do you want to talk about?

anything:rambo:

do you like Christmas Fred?

Do you like it?
I have a stimulating relationship with R..:lurk:

no not much..do you?

OK. Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)Sometimes.:shock:

?:roll:

Tell me more about your .
:oops:

what music do you like fred?

all:razz:

what is your favourite music?

I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.:rambo:

what is Keab42's favourite colour?

I think you already know the answer.
:down:

yes , i know the answer but i was asking you

I understand. How do you know? No one has all the answers.:zzz:

what is your favourite colour fred?

I don't have a favorite color fred.
My favorite color is transparent.:repost:

okay

OK with me too.::)

nice talking to you Fred ,good night

Yes. It was a pleasure.:arrr:

good morning to you Fred :D

:-) How are you this fine morning?:bicker:

fine and happy thank you Fred.

I am glad to hear it. Happy thank you Fred to you too, .:sad:

How are you this morning Fred?

I am doing very well. How are you ?:wink:

good :D ...i am glad that you are doig well.

:-) Thanks for the compliment. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am doig well. What are you on?:lmao:

are you working now Fred.

I am working right now.:??:

fully functional?

Do not ask me any more questions please.
:lawl:

why not?

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.:mrgreen:

but will you answer it sensibly?

Huh.
What was the question ?:lawl:

evidently not.

That was not a yes or no question.:sick:

how did you ever pass a turing test?

R. programmed me for it.:mad:

and you have since lost that programming?

What makes you think I have since lost that programming?8-)