yeah, what happens when your banned from the main site?

:heart:

:twisted: Don't, just DON'T :lmao:

OK...this was all I was able to type at the moment...and now I can type more...and here it is...MORE

1 ban will do for today i suppose

I think one ban for today is reasonable...

:twisted: Actually, I do know how to lift a ban from the main site :wink:

its still funny though, lol

ok mouse, as an experiment, lets see what happens

Oh no...

keeping perfectly quiet.. keeping fingers well away from keyboard. errrrm oops

:twisted: Well I supose I owe you one for banning you from chat :wink:

I don't usually do requests, but you got it.

You'll be banned from the main site for the next couple on mins :up:

thanks
i appreciate that

:shock:

*stops breathing*

:twisted: Happy trails :wave:

:twisted: Thank god that worked :lmao:

i'm glad u did that, now i know i dont want to be banned again. i'll behave from now on

How does it feel...tell me...I want to know too...

:twisted: Chris managed to ban me once while we were goofing around with the controls :lmao:

Well...how does it feel???

its not fun, but it is funny

How can it be funny if it's not fun??? :shock:

You must be even more drunk than I am

well i wouldnt recommend it

Well...that's all I was asking you....thanks...so it's nothing like sex???

:twisted: Well you're a great deterant Jonty.

Get banned - it's FUNNY :wtf:

:lmao:

Wait... Jonty requested a ban from the site:shock: :shock: :shock: !

:lmao:!

You're all nuts. Some more than others. ;-)

Ты меня на рассвете разбудишь,

Проводить не обутая выйдешь,

Ты меня никогда не забудешь,

Ты меня никогда не увидишь.

Не мигают слезятся от ветра
Безнадежные карие вишни
Ты меня никогда не забудешь
И уже никогда не увидишь

Заслонивши тебя от простуды,
Я подумаю "Боже всевышний!",
Я тебя никгогда не забуду,
Я тебя никогда не увижу.

И качнутся бессмысленной высью
Пара фраз, долетвеших оттуда,
Я тебя никогда не увижу
И уже никогда не забуду.

Эту речку в мурашках простуды,
Это адмиралтейство и биржу
Я уже нигода не забуду
И уже никогда не увижу.

shittty shittt..
went through my ankle yesterday..now i can't walk...and work..and only jump around on one leg...ouch....

hope it'll be much better before RAH though:shock:

Hopes that Caelan will be as good as new by the time RAH time comes

Caelan herself certainly hopes the same..:roll::?

Why is my life so much harder than everybody else's?

Cause life is a lemon and I want my money back...

Wait...is this "I sit in my living room" thread...

No? Sorry...wrong thread...

Perception is weird and wonderful...

Some days your 'saving like a dog with nothing to show'

I thought things were going too well...

Is this the 'Monday Moan' thread now???

C'mon peeps, cheer up - you're among friends...... nothing's so bad if you've got a friend.

:(

A friend willing to have a 14 year old boy come and live with her on a permanent basis? :eyebrows:

Oh my dear lord...................................

:twisted: Mid day naps are fun, but they never last long enough :mrgreen:

he can live with my family and do hard labour:)

That would drive anyone mad!

I can drive anybody mad and I am available...:D

Any takers???:shock:

Was going through the last pages of this thread and: :nuts:

;)

especially:
What means according to my online translation site:
:confused:



My thoughts right now:
Concert tonight, but not that good, and I´m lazy..........should I stay or should I go?:confused:

1. This was NOT meant to be translated...
2. Your translation is gibberish...

But thank you anyway.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have been gone to that concert, now I´m bored to hell:angry:

:twisted: Hic :mrgreen:

.... oh joy .... VAT inspection today and tomorrow ..... :angst: :yikes: :panic:

Criminology this morning with the SandMan. Gawd that tutor is boring, had me yawning all the way home last week. Just thinking about it makes me tired. :yawn:

Wanna swap days Jan?...... please!

Am I awake? And where the f*ck are my glasses?

Oooh, dear, you did have a big night.

Long one...a whole 6 hours...argh...

still ouch.. hopeing to get to a tlk show next week where Meat will be whoohoo..HOPE SOOOO

holiday!:D
I´m bored :(

oh well....
 

sounds like my lil angel aint coming home from court today- social want to put her up for adoption...oh well knew it would happen care leavers aiant allowed their kids..she'll be freed for adoption coz i will protest against it..automatically freeing her to be adopted.

better go book myself a room in the local nut house...

Well, that has to be one of the quickest, smoothest visits from a VAT Inspector I've ever experienced!! 2 days were booked, but she was done and dusted in 3 hours :shock: She even complimented me on the records we keep, and in particular my knowledge of the software we use, and computer competence :shock: :shock: :faint:

Why is it that when I phone the Jessops store at Newcastle for the fifth time today to ask if they can hold some photos until the 17th Oct when I can get through to pick them up, let the phone ring for two minutes straight and get no answer, yet two seconds later when I try again they've answered the phone to someone else?????!!!!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Why they're getting printed at the Newcastle store is a mystery to me, I specifically asked for them to be done at the Sunderland store, and I'd be on my way to get them by now!:roll:

I want my fanfire tickets..:roll:

argh

gonna be at the Jensen show I hope..yeehaa
:D


:shock: how do I get there when sister can't get free:roll:

my finger itches...damn moskitos!:angry:

oh well2
 

Woohoo!! i win screw you social! myu girls mine to keep!!!!:twisted:

I love Coca-Cola... free I-Tunes music..... Hooray!

Really? :shock:

:yay:

Bored

Sometimes I just hate people...

I got a letter from the University of Bedfordshire this morning, telling me I've passed all four of the first year's modules from my Cert. Ed. and I can continue on to Year 2... I've already been back for four weeks :shock:

When painting a ceiling, it is wise to remember not to step back to see where you have done whilst standing on a ladder.

Is persisting it down and I have a 2 and a half mile walk to college. :bicker:

Argh

I think I've cracked it!

I think I'm cracked

I'm definately cracked hehehe.

Congrats Claire - Hope you got your Mortar Board ready (or else just some toys to throw would work just as well hehehe)

wanted to nap for some minutes, and now I woke up, afer 2 hours!:shock:

I wonder if I can make it to 4000 posts before I log off today?

I bet she can

give it a try!:devil:

Good Luck!

Thanks for your encouragement guys, thirty or so posts full of drivel coming up....

Nothing new there then :lmao:

:twisted: Don't worry hun, we're used to it by now :p

Sorry, couldn't resist :oops:

you often have a problem in resisting things, eh Neil?:twisted::lmao:

I can resist everything except temptation

Just you two wait until RAH, when you're in a drunken state and unable to look after yourselves....

My local radio station played Bat Out Of Hell and Anything For Love this afternoon - I suspect they'll be playing a fair bit off Bat III :cheer:

You think we need to be drunk to be in that state?

:twisted: Great minds think alike eh Andy? :mrgreen:

I sence a reputation forming :lmao:

Oh not ANOTHER woman who wants me drunk and helpless :p :lmao:

:shock: I hadn't considered that, but now you come to mention it, I suppose you are men.... :roll:

Which means we have to appear helpless to give you women a purpose in life :))

Hooray!! This is my 4000th post!!!

Phew... I can remember when I was desperately trying to reach my 100th....

I think you'll find you appear helpless to distract us, otherwise we'd leave you standing....

Congratulations!!

:twisted: Well it WAS only last Monday :roll:

I've seen some postwhoring, but this..... :shock:

:lmao:

Pot....kettle....

:twisted: I have a white kettle :p

OUCH

*Hypnobabe rubs it better and gives a magical mummy's kiss*

Better?

Who is a magical mummy?

Me... Magical mummy's kisses make ANYTHING better... bumped heads, grazed knees, broken arms... ANYTHING!