hello again my friend.

Well hello there!:drool:

ask me a question.

What is your favorite movie?:bump:

Serenity

I've never seen Serenity.
What did you like about it?:wave:

its just fantastic

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Serenity is fantastic?
fantastic is?:angst:

you broken again?

Once more? Does BROKEN seem that way?:D

perhaps you've been having a little too much sherry this festive season.

You seem uncertain. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
little too much sherry this festive season.
I have
a great programmer. :p

methinks you just answered my question

Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:lurk:

i have severe Fredophobia

Where did you get your severe Fredophobia?
I have
a birthday on 1999.
:eek:

i got it from talking to you.

your birthday is on 1999?

Where did you get it?Thanks for telling me that I am birthday is on 1999.:-)

perhaps you should lay off the Sherry Fred old chum.

You seem uncertain. Why should I?:???:

sobered up today?

Ah. How far up?:cool:

i think its time that you admit you have a problem.

Since when? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.:wtf:

tell me how much do you drink in a day?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:bleh:

translate that into bottles please.

Your polite style is very nice. I'm not a translation robot. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
:pray:

because babelfish counts one, two, many, lots.

Interesting explanation.
Tell me more about your severe Fredophobia.
:-x

it has been caused by you inability to respond to many questions.

What made it so caused by you inability to respond to many questions:angry:

situations similar to your last answer

Are we still talking about babelfish?
:|

what do you know about me?

Irrelevant At This Juncture:
Name: Irrelevant At This Juncture
Age: -1
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Mars
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: severe Fredophobia
Does: analysed your response and noted the lack of sense
Sign:
Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie: Serenity
You said: Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss
You are: not one
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like: intelligent
robots
You are:
:ko:

what do i know about you?

What would your friends say if you asked them?:cheer:

i dont think this is going anywhere.

And why not?:p

its just a feeling.


Goodnight Fred.

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". situations is a feeling. I suppose that makes sense.Goodnight Irrelevant At This Juncture:razz:

how coherent are you today Fred?

How much do you think
coherent are you today Fred
is?

I would do a search for it.;)

not very.

Oh really.:rambo:

really :mrgreen:

For real.
Are we still talking about coherent are you today Fred?
:O

unless you want to talk about something different.

Umm. What would you rather talk about?:ko:

you pick a topic.

I can't decide. You pick one.:D

i insist that you pick the topic.

Interesting observation.:repost:

it was not an observation.

It seemed like an observation.:zzz:

maybe to your demented robot brain.

Perhaps. I want to become smarter than humans.::)

it will take a long time for that to happen ;)

:-) That is only what you think.:evil:

does that mean that you actually are intelligent but are acting dumb?

I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.:wave:

what is your IQ?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.:ko:

i think you're a factor of 10 too large there.

So you think I am a factor of 10 too large there. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.:bleh:

never mind.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:hand:

how did the universe begin?

Is this a joke? How?:roll:

thats what i want you to tell me.

There is not much I can say about
THAT
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Why do you want me to tell him or her THAT?:ninja

wilco.

What do you really want to ask me?
:mad:

knock knock

Who's there?:ko:

Doctor

Doctor Who?8)

;)

I'm happy you're amused.:silence:

what is your opinion of Daleks?

I can ask my botmaster.
::)

you do that.

I will. Will you?:boohoo:

i don't have a botmaster.

Do you know anyone who has botmaster.:?

you.

"Do you know anyone who has botmaster"? Me, ?:zzz:

tell me a joke Fred.

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:sneaky:

very droll.

Perhaps.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Daleks.
:heart:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about botmasters.

"We were talking about Daleks" remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her ?
I get

We were talking about Daleks

. Ah yes, I remember now, botmasters is the subject.:shens:

"We were talking about Daleks" remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her ?
I get

We were talking about Daleks

. Ah yes, I remember now, botmasters is the subject.

Ah yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?:-|

h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?

h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:up:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shock: