*heat slides 2 ice cold Buds down the bar to Mariella, and pours Heli a cold glass of Juice..*


Any more for any more????

i wouldn't mind some haribo!! the all star mix!!!

Hey Heat, can i have a bud please mate.

I don't think that will happen T.!...you know I have been wanting to invite you over to my table all evening... :lol: To talk about life-in-general!

xxx

Mariella

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*

Thank you so much, Heat...this is one of the few things I like Really Cold!

Maybe just some more haribo - in holland we have them coca-cola-bottles...got any of them by any change?

xxx

Mariella
...great service around here...gives a BIG tip!

Oh, I will go there too then :lmao:

xxx

Mariella
..we Really do have this in Holland...I know by now...Not the same :lol:

how frickin rude! hmph....

can i at least get a coke??

could you go for me!! i cant be bothered to move!!!

how old are you T??

Sure..will get you a 6-month-supply, okay!?

xxx

Mariella
...would move over to the UK at any given time...

You know...BRIBES are wonderful things...

Woohoo!!! :bunny:

Thanx for the juice heat! Can i have some more please!!

Hmmm...is that a bottle of vodka i spy under your jacket???? :twisted:

...............no..........................ok ok you caught me!! Testify gave me all these haribo to sneak her a bottle out!!

*weakly/quietly sings* "kids and adults love it so the happy world of haribo" *caress the packets of haribo*

so about that juice!!

...u got wkd blue right?... i mean..... tis all lies!!

See that door over there????


Close it on the way out... :P

:-I you can't do that to me!!! Here have some Tequila Testify tol me to take too!!

*sneaks T the blue wkd* thanks for the Haribo!! :wink:

now how about some juice!!! :lol:

I can see i'm gonna hafta be all butch here, aint i???


Tell ya what - cos i'm just that kinda gal, i'm gonna let you keep that blue wkd, but on condition that you go get ready for bed - after all, the hours late and the big boys and gals will be here soon.... :lol:

exactly why I want to stay up!! I wanna say night night to Andy!!

oh and I don't drink, hence the fact that i'm asking for juice

Ok...maybe one small juice...then...skiddaddle.. :lol:

ok i can work with that!!!

mmmmm yummy!!! You can't beat a nice ice cold glass of apple juice!!

Say goodnight to Andy and Neil for me, if they come on!!! :wink:

Thanx!!

*sips drink veerrry slowly!!*

Willdo, hun...

*heat wipes the bar down with an old cloth...all the while humming the tune to 'Liars Bar' by The Beautiful South...*

well im off to bed sooo can i take the wkd blue?

OK i'm done!!

Right Night heat!! Thanx for the juice!! Sorry about earlier, i'll try and tame T's desire for drink!!! :wink:

Ok, time to turn in i soppose.

T, hun, when your finished could you leave the glass at the bar please?

Night everyone, time for this little cloudhead to turn in for the night.

dont think that will happen anytime soon. :twisted:

i got a bottle :P

Not from me you don't.... :twisted:

i sneaked it from behind the bar... hehe nite nite

Ohhh T....You really shouldn't have said that.... :twisted:


And i shoulda know better than to leave the bar to chat that bint up... :roll:

:twisted: GRRRRRROOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Service with a smile fom the staff :? .
The Landlords back.
What's everyone gonna have :mrgreen:

A pina colada with a straw and a slice of pineapple, and a lap dancer (male of course)! :))

Hello?

Who switched off the lights?

Bl**dy h*ll!!!!!!!!! What a mess!

Looks like there was a party and a half in here last night...... who's offering to help clean up?

I'm here now!! I'll clean up, then I'll get breakfast on!!

Bacon and Egg Butty's anyone??

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry coming up!! What do you want in your buttie then??

I will have a chip buttie to go with my venti double vanilla latte dry, by the way how many kinds of buttie's are there? :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry and a chip butty!!! Here you go!! :mrgreen:

i'm not sure how many types of butties there are, but i'm pretty sure i can make any kind!!

Burp, that was great Heli I will surely be back again.
Now that I have had my caffeine and my chip buttie I am ready to start the day.


See you later.

~Autumn~

Andyk wrote:

I just did the singing :roll: - did find trousers outside thou 8O

I'll help clean up if you want but have to go soon - got course work to finish :x

where's the cleaning fluid mate

:twisted: Drink anyone? :mrgreen:
BTW,It's BINGO night tonight :D

afternoon mousie, can i have a coke please chuck. :D

:twisted: One Coke commin up :wink:

Ohhh...good - i've got my dobber all ready and waiting...

BTW - who's calling the numbers tonight, and whats the jackpot???? :lol:

:twisted: If i'm not working i'll do the calling :lol:
Pick any twenty numbers, write them down in order, you know the rest :wink:
No false claims please.I can't check your cards so i'm trusting you :lol:

cheers mousie :D

well why don't you get everyone who's playing to pm you their numbers!! Or you could pm me them and i'mm check the numbers!! I don't mind if i don't play!! :wink:

I'll have apple juice please Mousie, seeing as though i'm not on duty yet!!

...cud i have another coke wit ice n lemon please, cheers chuck :D

diet or full fat coke?

you want your lemon sliced, diced or sauteed?


Never say we don't offer our punters choices :D

someone get those Slammers lined up please :wink:

:twisted: OK.
BINGO.
8.00pm
Here at the Bat.
I might be delayed, but will try to be on time :wink:

diet n sliced please :P

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

Two in a row...

one coke.... for you.... and one bottle of tequila, 1/2 a dozen bottles of lemonade hooch (makes your slammers far more fun than soda!), salt tray and a pile of quartered limes for the boozy ones at the end of the bar there ........ and I think I'll just stand back here with my camera to record the proceedings for later :D

Heat wrote:

I don't want to know 8O 8O

Sin wrote:

You had a bad day luv :??:

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:

do you serve dinners here?

Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...

Which one of your girls ordered the BLACK RUSSIAN 8O

Damn - that's where it's gone - I've been looking for that everywhere :roll: but do you really think it's his colour?

I'm not sure Sin.... I'm thinking Envy Green is more his thing.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno maybe we should give trinny and susannah a call to do a complete colour makeover. Would be a chance for us to get on TV :wink:

On T.V. eh???

Well i spose he hasta have his 15 mins of fame somehow....

steady ladies, there'll be no more slammers if this keeps up.

Sin, borrow some of Mousies lippy while he's out :D

uuummmm what colour is it?? :twisted: Will it match the wine I'm on? so much to consider when a girl is ghetting ready to go out :roll:

Andy - we've managed to smuggle our own Tequilla in anyways :twisted:

And i won't bother with the Lime or Lemons...I'm bitter enough as it is... alledgedly... :twisted:

Sin...... it's "cider drinker red" - to match his eyes apparently

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment, unless of course it's offered around. Who said you were bitter heat? Didn't they miss the words "extremely" and "and twisted" off the beginning and end of that title :lmao:

:mrgreen:

Hey what happened to my juice........??? Oh well i'm on duty now so i'll get my own!!!

So what do you all want?? :mrgreen:

So ban me then :twisted:



But remember - if ya do - the bottle goes with me - and it's Tequilla Gold - worm and all...


And yes - i AM extremely bitter... and I AM twisted - but with very good reason...believe you me..

:oops: oohhh I meant to say about the worm........... :oops: well i have a confession....................... :oops:

What? and wacth our takings plummet.... we're relying on what you personally spend in this place to get the function room enlarged :D

I'm not sure I want to know ......................... :?

Confession Sin??? Do tell...

well Heat.........it's about that worm............I think I may have swallowed........and my mother always said.................

Fine, I damit it, I have a humongous crush on Jonathan Ross.

What?

You weren't talking to me?

Oh, how embarrassing. . .


*Harakiri*

There there rob!! It's alright!! Here have some gaymans punch!! It's Andy's fave!! :wink:

It tastes like I feel . . .

That's exactly what Andy said to me!! It's Neils (FM's) invention, so i'll tell him you like it too!! lol!! :wink:

So drinks anyone?? :mrgreen:

You're putting words in my mouth. . .

Am I, or are you in denile?? :p

Hy folks!
jsut came home from a days work at my mom (helped her moving some wardrobes from one room to another) As I did sweat alot, I need some fluids: One Bud for me please (as a start).
Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody :wink: )
If the kitchen is open, what do you recommend me?

Yvonne

...oh dear :lol:

Is it too early for champagne? Feel like celebrating my upcoming wedding :lol:
Just Love to Celebrate 8)

xxx

Mariella

8O EEP!

Well I could whipp you up anything chicken!! I cooked areally big chicken earlier and then noone was here!!! So anything chicken!!!

I think i'll join you with that champaigne Mariella!!!You and Andy, me and Rob!!

Well I could whipp you up anything chicken!! I cooked areally big chicken earlier and then noone was here!!! So anything chicken!!!

I think i'll join you with that champaigne Mariella!!!You and Andy, me and Rob!!

Heres your bud Yvonne!!!

Don't worry, i was just threatening some people with some arsenic the other day!! :wink:

Wow the service here is faster than lightning!

<Yvonne takes the beer and swallows it in one large GULP>

After the first thirst is over, I think I will try the chicken. Can I please have it with ananas and curry? That's my favourite meal :D

Ah, and one more Bud please.

And please, can someone look over me, that I don't drink too much? :twisted:

:twisted: Sorry folks, gonna have to cancel the Bingo tonight :(
The server seems to be running very slowly tonight :?
We'll try a little later in the week.
On the bright side the bar IS stil open and the new jukebox has been instaled :mrgreen:

I'm sorry.... are you in the right place?

There's no such thing as too much drink in the Bat abd Belfry! :mrgreen:

Here we go chicken/banana curry and one ice cold bud!!! :mrgreen:

A jukebox?!
Great!
<Yvonne throws another dime in the jukebox, baby...>
I want to hear No33: Out of the frying pan

<sing mode on>...a nd into the FIRE FIRE FIRE... <sing mode off>

Woohooo!! I want first dibs on the jukebox!!!

*requests whole WTTN album!!!* :twisted:

:oops: yes Andy, you are right. So can someone give me lift? As I don't drink and drive :wink:

Thanks Heli. Now I have another problem: how can i sing with a mouth full of chicken curry? And I HAVE to sing while listening to frying pan !

Well you could always play it again after your curry, and after the whole WTTN album has finished!!! :twisted:

Put another dime in the juke box baby.................


Sin thinking she's sorry she missed the Kaki oke night she does a mean Chrissie Hinds :twisted:

*rushes in*

Oh god... Flying mouse didn't notice i was late, did he? Could you be a diamond and make us a greasy chip butty please?

*starts picking up glasses*

Right heres your coffee FA!!!!

And a chip butty for Emma!!!

Anything else for my war heros???