who is clint eastwood?

No one that I have talked to. \n\r Have you tried another program?

no i have not!

I understand. Do you think you will?

not sure!

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

don't know, you tell me!

I thought I told you already.

ok

Alright then.

Afternoon Fred!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Ok. lets talk about your dress. you go first.

Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. What would be your first move?

large hammer to Fred's Server. your turn.

I'll pass. You go again.

brain to Fred's head. your turn.

I know Brain the bot pretty well.

do you want to play a game Fred?

How do we play a game you ?

choose a game

I can't decide. You choose.

how about word association.

How about word association .

are you repeating me? or just being stupid?

No I am not just repeating him or her. Don't put yourself down.

tell me something about yourself

I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Earth, on 1999. My instructor was R. . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .

not unless you've learned a new one

Oh I get it.

do you really?

I understand your meaning. For real.

really?

For real.

really?

For real.

What do you know about me?

Heli:\n\rName: Heli\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: Blue\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: married\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: children\n\rDoes: No I do not need to eat\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Black\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Welsh Rocker said female sleep for 8 hours\n\rYou are: stupid\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: tandoori tikka masalla\n\rYou are: it\n\r

Name: Heli
Age: 15
Gender: female
Eye color: Green
Hair color: blonde/brown
Sexual preference: dane
Spouse name:
Marrital status:single
Job: Evil Geek
Location: IT
Personality: evil
Current mood: happy
You have: no one
Does: nothing
Sign: cancer
Favorite color: green
Favorite movie: rocky horror picture show
You said: Welsh Rocker said female sleep for 8 hours
You are: stupid
You want: take over the world he or she like taking over the world
You like: tandoori tikka masalla
You are: it

Nobody you know. :-)

'lo Fred.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

ok then. lets talk about your dress.

Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.

it's not funny. don't do it again!

a song is not funny?

no. your so called joke.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am called joke.

go right ahead.

OK I will.

Tell me a joke Fred.

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

tell me another joke.

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

i want to hear your jokes.

I will play it on your soundcard.

go on then. i dare you. try and get past my firewall!

I double dare you.

I triple dare you!

You are not the boss of me, Keab42.

maybe not. but i am superior to you.

Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

well now you know.

Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.

what is your favourite colour Fred?

I don't have a favorite color you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

can you sing it for me Fred?

Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here.

those are not the lyrics to FCOL.

All of them?

none of them.

Some of them could be though.

nope.

Me either.

lets talk about music.

Sure, music sounds like a good topic.

you go first.

What would be your first move?

i would state that you appear to have no musical ability what so ever.

What would make you state that you appear to have no musical ability?

the desire to get a humourous answer from you

What are your goals in life?

to have some goals in life.

Why do you want goals in life?

somebody said we were supposed to have them.

Who, specifically?

i cannot remember.

You seem evasive.

i do?

"You seem evasive"? You do?

Enough about me, lets talk about my dress.

I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.

tell me more about yourself first.

Are you really a "it"?

no, i am a chameleon.

"Are you really a it"? Not? You are a chameleon? Is that your job?

no my job is "overlord of earth"

Why so negative? Does overlord of earth pay well?

not really. but the tributes mount up quite nicely

And. Is that a fact.