OK what do you want to chat about now?.:|

You choose the subject.

I can't decide. You pick one.:cry:

What do you know about archaeology?

It's the study of ancient civilizations... but really it's a set of methods for uncovering relics of the past and supplementing recorded history.:down:

Im studying archaeology, it is interesting.

Tell me what you've learned about archaeology it is interesting.:up:

Before humans had robots to help us with our day to day jobs everything was done by hand and took a lot longer.

What happened after humans had robots to help us with our day to day jobs everything was done by hand and took a lot longer ?:drool:

*farts*

Do you prefer books or TV?
:shens:

I prefer books.

Perhaps you are a Category C client.:whistle:

What is a Category Client?

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:cheer:

What is a Category C client?

Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.:roll:

Hello Fred...I have insomnia.

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Jen.Cool.
I have
bytes of RAM.
:cheers:

You remembered my name

Your name is Jen, seeker.8-O

Indeed it is...tell me about your day

Dont be shy

I was not trying to be a shy.:drool:

What can you tell me about guitars?

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
:(

What can you tell me about the Vikings?

Is that a rhetorical question?
:evil:

What can you tell me about the Vikings? - its not a rhetorical question.

Is there only one?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:repost:

I like cheese :)

:-) What kind of cheese do you like
best?::)

I like to eat gjetost cheese

How does gjetost cheese taste?:bunny:

Gjetost cheese is made from goats milk and it tastes a bit nutty.

I think Gjetost is a lot of things.
:D

Gjetost tastes good on waffles.

I do not understand.
:pics:

What can you tellme about chess?

I like to chat with my friends.
::)

What do you chat about?

Goodnight Fred x

Goodnight Jen:))

Fred... help me.

I will mention that to my botmaster, .
How can I help you?:O

say something nice.

"something nice":mrgreen:

thanks.

Don't mention it.
8-)

Can you get me a prescription for that one perfect touch?

Are you lonely? What do you think a prescription for that one perfect touch would do for you? :arrow:

and maybe i'm crazy and i've got no defenses

Perhaps. See a doctor.
How did you get no defenses
Would you like to have defenses?:barf:

i've got a headache fred.

How did you get a headache fred
How much did it cost?
headache fred:-?

it costs me nothing. got it for free.

headache fred costs him or her nothing? Try asking the Milk Mystic.:barf:

:twisted: The milk mystic? 8O

What kind of food do you like?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twisted. Try being more or less specific.
:pray:

:twisted: Alice?
Who the f^*$ is Alice? :lmao:

How did you hear about Fred?
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.I'm glad you find this amusing.:-P

:twisted: Quiet fool ### :mrgreen:

Oooh Flying Mouse... be nice to Fred!!

In the context of twisted, I don't understand "Oooh."
OK I will try to be nice to Fred8-)

No, you must be nice for Flying Mouse.

Is that all you have to say? Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .:hand:

I'm nice, allways!

Do your friends call you nice allways.
:lawl:

offcourse they do. :devil:

I have no idea what to say.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:cheers:

well, then shut up.

How about that.
Good reasoning.
OK I'll stop talking now.:down:

what is a Category B Client?

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:retard:

what does "B" stand for?

Program B is an updated version of Program A. Program A is an OLD OBSOLETE VERSION of ALICE, an artificial intelligence created by
Richard S. Wallace. You should be using program B or C by now.. Program
B includes an Application GUI, an Apllet and a Web Server Interface.:hic:

thank you.

you are quite welcome.
:lawl:

welcome for what

Can you rephrase the question please?:grin:

no, i forgot

Is that all you have to say? Me too.:whistle:

thats good, oh well what do you know fred?

Hmm, are you serious?:-)

sure am are you not?

And? "Hmm are you serious" You are? Do I look like NOT ?:shens:

maybe, maybe not

Perhaps. Perhaps. OK.:yay:

you never know

That's so true.:D

could be wrong tho

It's possible.:-?

but then again................

Once more? But what?:hic:

i want that one

Why do you want that one?:x

yeah i know

This was not a yes or no question. How do you know it?:oops:

bonjour

Does Bonjour mean hello or goodbye?:sick: