is in love with Pingu

was turned down by Pingu

Married Bessie the cow

is afraid of clouds

likes fish in bed

is often seen out and about in the wee hours dressed as a mongoose

isnt welsh but english

lives on a diet of pickled eggs and apple sauce

Is Meat Loafs real son

is a relative of dracula

Is a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren

Cannot abide chocolate

saw the light on the night that he passed by her window.

Is gods second son

is distant cousin of Nellie The Elephant

Standing on the outside...looking in on you...

Is really meat loaf

Is really 76 year old grandma

was born yesterday

Was NEVER born...is a fetus

hasn't cleaned her ears in four years

(how did you know???)

Doesn't know what e-bay is

PMSL

Never goes on this site when bored at work

Thinks that Amazon is a really tall woman

(who sells camera's)

Has abstained from alcohol for many years

Has NEVER touched any type of alchohol

ears are the size of an elephants

never postwhore's

Thinks that every girl named Sabrina is a teenage witch

oooooooooooooooo, naughty lol

Hey...get your mind out of the gutter...I was referring to the Sabrina, The Teenage Witch show...

What did you think I was referring to? :shock:

Has never gone off topic in a thread (PMSL)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that was WAY below the belt...uhhhhhhhhhh...gutted here...

Has never had any lengthy discussions in Post Your Thoughts Thread

never outplayed on this thread lol

Never got drunk and posted bulls--t on all the threads...

never had a sick-day from school in her life

Never heard a song Paradise By The Dashboard Light

can't count past eleven without taking her socks off

Is Michael Jackson tribute

is Flying Mouse in disguise

Got one hell of a leather jacket stolen from him yesterday

Is someone the police want to talk to!!!!

Is someone police arrests without even talking to...as soon as they see him...

is in the America's most wanted

Approached Meat at Hyde Park and told him that he has a condom with his name written all over it...

had a meet and greet but Meat left when he saw her

Speaks in a lovely falsetto...

doesn't look like her pic

Has the word "Monstro" printed on his toilet paper

unfortunately that's true so try again

Has the word Monstro cross stitched on his underpants???

sews a use by date on her condoms

Has a 20 year old condom in his wallet...STILL didn't get a chance to use it...

wouldn't know what to do with a condom

Very true...never had use for one PERSONALLY...

Is preggers...

thought the female orgasm was a week with the boyfriends credit card

(That is so correct...you're WAY off topic)

Is a stripper

Is secretly dating Monstro

Has told evryone the results of the tests last week!!

Has never read my blog

Is illeterate

spells perfectly

Enjoys open air dining at 100 mph

Has 12 fingers

Was the 2006 Belfast Regional Scrabble champion, but this year was defeated by a Blind Deaf Mute

Is a blind deaf mute who's really good at Scrabble

Is a circus clown

did a bungee jump naked

Bought Brooklyn Bridge for one million dollars

works for a fee of 1 pence per hour

Is a shoemaker without shoes

invented the mile high club

(how did you know??? :shock:)

Invented the wheel...

LOL

swings through the trees like tarzan

keeps baby chipmunks under her eyelids

Eats chipmunks for breakfast to make his voice sound better

can't get through the day without a fix of Westlife

can still eat a bucket of chicken while he´s riding on a motorbike

isn't a virgin

IS a virgin

lives in virginia

has Virginia for a middle name

has virginity for a middle name :p

Sacrificed a virgin or two...

sings madonnas like a virgin 24/7 without a break

Hasnt not had relations with blow up dolls

has his own collection

is a tiny fairy

is anything but tiny

Is 600 Lbs. without shoes

is looking at herself in the mirror

HATES sweets and NEVER eats them

travels to work on a donkey

Works in a space ship

works underground

Lives with his mom

Is own grandparent

Hosts tupperware parties

Lives in a yellow submarine

Is a natural blonde