Thank you Mouse -- funny songs, guys! I'm feeling mellow and happy again (my usual state) But I'm going to spare you all and not go near the Karaoke :))

It's not karaoke, ithat's Sunday nights, tonight it's open mic night, stand up and sing a song unaccompanied - extra points for making them drink related :D

No chance in me getting up to sing.

I'll stand at the bar and spend the night talking.

Could I have a Bacardi Breezer please Flying Mouse

slip something into that Breezer Mousie ;)


We'll have BD singing before the night is done :D

This little bleeder is nicking my BUD

http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypict...ngsquirrel.jpg

What this bar needs is a few cute barmaids!!!!

Another Guiness my good fellow, and a half for yourself while you are at it!!

Another BUD please - no squirrel thou

I'll sing, but considering my singing talents it'll probley be the last song you ever hear!

"I once saw a young man
who gave me a bottle
of sweet sweet bitter
but off he ran

I took a swig something i couldnt miss
it tasted quite horrible
It was only when i tipped it up
I noticed it was full of p***!!!"

Good poet ain't I? I've just made that up!

I'll have another Breezer please Flying Mouse

*Starts weaving at the bar*

Excuse me... basket weaving is Tuesday nights in the back bar :D

hello i hope i am not to late i dont really drink but i have just arrived and i have just had a mini baileys then i had a hot chocolate after taking the dog out so if the bar is still open can i have something smooth to follow these :D :D

Oh dear in the wrong place again Andy. I'll leave the weaving till Tuesday then

hey mousie.... dont supposed i cud have a watermelon bacardi breezer, couple of Buds for Jen n a pinapple bacardi breezer for Terri... cheers mate... :D

well, if no one else is singing:

I got friends in low places
where the whiskey drowns
and the beer chases
my blues away
but I'll be OK

I'm not big on social graces
think I'll slip on down
to the O-a-sis
Oh i've got friends In low places (thats all you guys!!!)

Well i guess I was wrong,
I just don't belong
but hey, I've been there before
Somebody get me a beer
I won't need a glass
but first I wanna tell that girl
she can kiss my ass!!!!

Cause I got friends in low places!!!!!!

Can i pass my hat round now for contibutions to my next pint!!!

Hi mouse do you suppose you could spare me two buds? One for me and one for my alter ego?

Hi mouse do you suppose you could spare me two buds? One for me and one for my alter ego?

I can only sing german drink songs/phrases :(

"Bier her, Bier her oder ich fall um"
= "give me a beer, give me a beer or I'm falling down"

"oans, zwoa, gsuffa" that's (in a very broad) bavarian accent for:

"one, two http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif"

Hope these will help you on your next visit at the "Oktoberfest" in Munich
:twisted:

Could we have a round of drinks in the Chatroom. Bud for Fallen Angel, Guiness for Chris and a Breezer for me. Thanks Flying Mouse

hi

can i have 3 bud, 2 bitter & a bag of cheese & onion crisps please

"I did it my way"

sorry - not a singer - few more beers to warm up then who knows what :wink:

Sorry and a warm milk for Heli and I hear Sin's just come in so one of her usual. Sorry to be a nuisance

Flying Mouse, with the increasing number of guests you shoul consider an employee. As otherwise you will have no time for your "mod"-duties :wink:

Or is that the reason why people keep you busy on bringing them drinks :twisted: ?

So: one Bud for me please

hello im still waiting to be served,i need something that will go with the mini baileys i have already had and the mug of hot chocolate :D :D

hi

another round for the chatroom please

and a whisky for Em

& bag of peanuts, chedders & salt & vinagar crisps


milk for heli

ta

...dont suppose i cud have nuther bud over here??

Your convivial hosts and licensee's Mousie and Andy wish to announce..... Happy Hour..... help yourselves to your favourite tipple and leave a pound in the charity box as payment :mrgreen: