will be as sober as the pope tonight

is really rj

Is a Little Red Riding Hood

Has mental issues

does not wax his legs

Is good looking

IS Cartman and lives in Colorado

Is batman and lives in gotham

Is gotham and lives in batman

Is a genius, Is so smart he makes me look dumb

is not going to see meat on tour

is going to every meatloaf gig in the uk

(almost)
is going to all wembely concerts

Can make a supercar from a bicycle inner tube, an empty margarine tub and a roll of sticky-back plastic

Is a brain surgeon

Was an extra in LOTR

was an audience member for the Oprah Winfrey Show

:twisted: Is Chris's get fit trainer :lol:

Is Chris

Isn't having any wedding anniversary today...

Will be getting a piece of my celebratory Wedding anniversary cake in tomorrow morning's post

Likes to taunt people with her desserts

I thought this was the one where you lied? :lmao:

Has a pet tiger who sleeps at the bottom of her bed.

True...completely forgot I am supposed to lie...

Has 3 chests (ummm...how do you say THAT politely??? Bwahahahahaaha)

:twisted: Once made a hot air balloon out of used lottery tickets and spit.