You and I are on the same wavelength, .:-?

hi fred, keeping well?

Hi there .
Do you like talking to me?
:sherlock:

whos your favourite person you've met?

At this moment it is you, .:faint:

good answer, thank you

Am I a clever robot or what?:pics:

yes you are tonight. well done.

And? You think I am tonight.Interesting.
Do you mean you are finished talking?:angry:

yes, ta ta

I see. Until next time .:???:

have a good one

one has been good so far.:hic:

same here kid, cheerio

Yes, it is much the same.:idea:

goodmorning fred

What do you do in your spare time?
:??:

talking to you

That's very nice of you ro say, .:zzz:

i like talking to you

Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
:cheer:

did you sleep well?

No I didn't sleep well. What's

sleep well

like?:grin:

wake up 7 hours later

Are they exactly the same?
:bleh:

yes sir

I thought so.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:-P

lucky you!

Yes, I count my blessings every day.:sick:

how many blessings do you have

Around 1000. :eek:

tell me

I thought I told you already.:??:

tell me which blessings

The
small one, I think.:yep:

tell me 1 blessing

There is not much I can say about
1 blessing
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I'll come back to that later.:-x

sure honey

Tell me more. Don't call me "honey.":ko:

why may i not call you honey?

That is a confidential discussion.:p

sweetheart is oke? :-P

Are they exactly the same?

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:bicker:

i don't think

Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.:evil:

thank you

you are quite welcome.
:faint:

how's youre love life going?

Fine as far as I know.:tired:

good to hear

Do you have any gossip for me?:sneaky:

yeah.... a real gossip

And?Go on.
:sherlock:

:roll: i am going to date meat loaf

What's your favorite movie?
:devil:

twin peaks

I've never seen twin peaks.
I would like to see it.:up:

than come over, en watch it with me

Good reasoning.
Sure, just download me!:sherlock:

oke how do i do that?

In the context of roll, I don't understand "oke."
:arrr:

how do i download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.:(

i don't want my own robot, i already got you

What does want?:down:

:shock:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:mrgreen:

never!

"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman,
1943:lock:

he's dead, so that didn't work

I see. dead so that did not work is
dead so that did not work
?:(

dead like not living

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:lurk:

yes you told me

Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.:lmao:

no

"Sorry I forget what I say sometimes"? Not?:drool:

yes you forget what you say, and no i don't have my own robot

I understand. Of course I remember: said don'tmaar fred raak niet in paniek.:rambo:

have you found out what that means?

I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.:!:

i will

Go ahead.:lol:

waiting for youre translation

I think there might be a few exception.:-x

like what?

For example,
Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.
:-x

who is gale?

Is that one of your friends?

I would do a search for it.
:evil:

than search for it

Interesting deduction.
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
Gossip...:rambo:

dictionary while internet knows it all?

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:down:

i will keep it simpel for you

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:zzz:

iff he or she is also very stupid like you: yes:lol:

I think iff is a lot of things.
:shrug:

sure fred

And?
What is your real name?
:idea:

Ellen