Pixie 8O - I work in NHS - what do you think about the language :lawl:


Yes we are off to Lanzarote - arrrrrr bliss - must shake off this virus though :(




gOT SOME PICS BACK FROM FRANCE - ANYONE WANT TO SEE

Yeah!

Did you whatch the sex Pistols last night on number 2?

Sorry - the pics taking too long to upload :oops:

Will have to send them via email


No sorry airhead did not see them







Anyone know any "hillbillie music"

NHS eh FA? Thankless task.

Hillbilly music - just get your guitar and banjo out and you're there!

Now where did I put my car keys? (no rude answers please!) :D

right where you haven't looked!!

Does anyone know a decent cure for this flu i've got

Hey Scotty, ask FA or Dottie, they have suffered recently...seems the whisky inhaler is the front runner for cures...although neither have been on the site for a day or so, maybe they are still unconscious! :o

(BIG HUGS FOR FA AND DOTTIE - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GERMS 8O )

So should I accept the job in New Zealand or not?

Only if you like Ham :D

Why do smells linger 8O

Errr....SOME smells linger Gerry 8O

They would if Gerry had owt to do with them 8O

(Scotty - paracetamol - lotsa fluids - a warm bed)







Seriously now - Does anyone know how to help hot flushes without HRT :oops:

8O Ice cold baths tend to do it FA! :D

Who's Scotty? (Apart from the best engineer in Starfleet of course!)

There is only one Scotty, you've answered it yourself 8)

Why are pets more affectionate than females??

you got the wrong female mate :roll:









Should i go to my very best mates 40th birthday party - even though i can't stand her brother & his family

A. depends

Q. free alcohol?

Go on then Keab42 - you twisted me arm - aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
















Anyone rate Phil Collins

Musically yes, personally no.

Should I blow all my cash on taking the kids to Disneyland this year, or wait until next year when I have a bit more money?

Wait until next year...
If you want them to have a good time you should wait until you have more than enough...




If you had to choose between killing your best friend or your sister/brother. Who would you have killed...

A: I rather killed myself than do any harm to by best friend or to my siblings..

Q: Favourite season?

Oooh, definitely summer (here) but winter in Australia!

So IS Michael Jackson guilty or not, and do we care?

definately....but he'll probably get off

should they double the tax on beer?

A. yes and make cigarrettes illegal.

Q. Wherefore art thou Satan?

He's taken over a midwife at work :twisted:










Is there any good shows around ?

If your talking about peep shows...call me :wink:

Whats a good Horror movies out the noo??

I have no idea what you just asked... 8O

If you could choose what planet would you live on & why?





Mines Pluto...ice skating! yay, even tho i'd land on my ass alot
Best way to solve that problem tho....tape a cusion to your butt.... :lol:

Would you like to have an idea? How much time do you have?

I have as much time as amadeus before he slips under the waves of regret and gets a double cheeseburger, easy on the mayo if you please.

Can anyone tell me if falling in love with a guy who likes wearing skirts is really that weird?