:twisted: It's new year's eve.

SET 'EM UP! :twisted:

:cheers: :cheers: :hic: :hic: :hic: :cheers: :cheers:

After a very long absence, make mine a scotch and lemonade please...

:twisted: Hi Dottie.
It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Scotch and lemo, large, and on the house :wink:

thank you my darling............:) make it a double actually...making up for lost time..

:twisted: A double?

You don't need to ask for a double.
I don't believe in singles :nope:

They are a myth.
Just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and Chris De Burgh.

hows about a tequila slammer, followed by a Bat out of Hell cocktail, yes honestly lol, go to Tenerife and the Meat Bar, absolutely delicious, mind you slaughters you very quickly...........:lol:

:twisted: Nothing beats "The Fishbowl".

Take a fish bowl.
Stick it over your head.
Seal the neck.
Put a hole in the top.
Fill bowl with vodka.

You want me to hook you up? :mrgreen:

Hey you can hook me up with one of them. That sounds good right about now.

:twisted: Goldfish bowls all round.

I'm out of neck sealant, so i'm afraid you'll all have to make do.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/fishbowl-head.jpg

I think its time I had another drink. Thirsty work waiting to see if this tours going happen....:wall:

Set them up Bartender....:beer:

:twisted: Jesus Tapdancin Christ, a customer :shock:

I don't know wether to pour beers or issue a thread dgging infraction :lmao:

Yes I do :mrgreen:

Bring on the beers :cheers:

OH THANK GOD!!! After my day at work I need a drink, Pint of BEER!

What ho, bar keep! Would you mind awfully if I was to request that you ~~~~ me sideways with an umbrella, Penelope, what?

:twisted: This I can do :cheers:

There are sites for that kind of thing :bleh:
All i've got here are those little cocktail thingies :shrug:

Gonna need a Patron on ice soon enough!

About time you dusted them cobwebs off and cracked open the bar........

martini on the rocks, please

Alcohol, anything, just GIMME A DRINK OK!!!!

I'd like an apple cinnamon Ale deluxe please :cool:

That'll do!!! Make it 2!

:twisted: Anyone can have whatever they want, except Wario.
He's bad enough SOBER never mind pissed :shock:

Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?

i thought he usually was pissed... explains the spelling, grammar and thought process.

thats a good differential diagnosis :D

:twisted: I never thought of this :idea:

What's the story with you then? :bleh:

Wario pissed, or us pissed, or both?

Mmm hmm, yes I know.:sneaky: Wait, why can't I delete this? :panic::oops:

I'll take 2!:shock: