indeed

Can I have some motivation please?? :pray:
Worn out completely.

"Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come." —Homer Simpson

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/S...nuts_Shirt.jpg

Here's your motivation...depending on the weather, either have a duvet day or a basking in the sun day...do nothing today but sleep, eat, read, watch TV and listen to music...whatever you do have to do...you don't really have to do it...PLUS...you have a lifetime to do it all...so who cares...

got me tickets :D

two late nights in one weekend...not good for me. must have early night tonight. zzzz.

Friday...JD and Beer...bad...Saturday...rugby and boxing and beer...good...Sunday time with family and watching Liverpool win 5-0 brilliant.

Oh yeah almost forgot, Man Utd lost;)

im beginning to think this country is becoming a police state...big brother is watching you !!!

Course it is, and if you're not being watched by big brother, chances are you're watching big brother (or I'm a Celebrity or Dancing on Ice or The Apprentice or X Factor or American Idol or ...)

PMSL........

Wow, Betty...Duke is coming to Germany...geez, I envy you guys...

Facebook just offered to put Jesus on my profile...I wonder how he feels about it...

(ignores his signature)




cross?

Not as cross as I am right now after finding out that every fart I've made on new facebook supposedly created and sent notifications to some random people...

and the bbc radio 2 record of the week is...... :D

Jonty, have you seen this??? LOL...

http://www.youtube.com/dukespecialofficial

yeah but... doesn't look like that page layout

He has his own page now on youtube...official one...

If there´s one thing I´ve learnt when it comes to ze Duke then it´s gotta be "Don´t get too excited when it´s announced that he´s doing gigs in another country!" lol

no no... only the us has screwed with him

:wall:

What's Your Mental Age?

Result: 7 Years Old
You're all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you're seven years old.

Gee, I could have told them so myself if only they've asked...

[Northern Voiceover]It's Day 3 in Heaven, and already Jade is up for eviction.[/NV]

Dave

p.s. yes I'm probably going to hell for this one :lol:

:twisted: And he's me thinking her next telly deal was Most Haunted :shock:


(Dave, if you're going to hell, you might as well travel 1st class express :wink: )

Still, she did the best for her kids, so good for her.

i often wonder why all the to**ers in the world attatch themselves to me !!!!

i am now waiting for the little men in white coats to come and get me...ha ha he he

They are nice, I know them very well ;)

me too

Oh ffs...who doesn't???

Me!

I get visits from armed guards who transport me about like this ...

http://www.empireonline.com/images/f...s/photos/5.jpg

Yeah...that actually looks just about right where you're concerned...

Glass of Chianti anyone?

Lovely, but can I pass on the liver?

On second thought...there are a couple of people whose liver I wouldn't refuse with nice Chianti...or without nice Chianti...or without any Chianti at all...*goes all dreamy*

head colds...not good

off to dublin to see ze duke... bye bye

Is your liver in a fit condition to pass on, though?

I'll have a kidney if you've got one spare ... ;-)

Dave

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, knooby is coming to see you - that should make you feel better!

Have fun and enjoy the show!!

I have a bit of a Christmassy feeling... (we´ve got loads of snow over here today :mrgreen:)

I was about to say that but then envy and jealousy just took over...:(

I know the feeling...a week or so ago we were closed for severe snow storm...lol...actually, we had also snow on the first day of Spring..

ok, just how spooky is it that you´ve bought tickets for a concert, then remembering that a friend likes the artist too, you tell him that the singer´s touring again and the friend tells you that he also has bought the tickets and guess what?? his seats are right next to mine :shock:
weird things do happen lol

Do you remember where Mitch was sitting at WWRY? That ticket was bought easily a month later if not later than all our tickets..that's weird...

another night in front of the tv....oh joy...

surrrrralan's back :yay:

:-)

I saw one diamond amongst the rough. One of the suits made a very astute comment ...

"We're looking like a bunch of complete prats" :lol:

Dave

Surralan is fabulous...butt ugly candidates but I love Surralan :lol:

Ladies PM holds up a duster - "What's this?"
"A duster"
"Do we need it?"

:lmao:

And seeing their pitch technique for the Hummers, I think they'll get what Nick called "a spanking in the boardroom" :lol: :twisted:

OK, been watching for 23 minutes now, would anyone like to join my Bring Back Raef campaign?!

Raef and The Badger are what's needed!

If either team offered to clean my car I'd run them over!

I wouldn't even pay the girls for a bikini wash :lol:

What a bunch of muppets. Less than £200 profit for 8 people working for a day. Remind me, what's the minimum wage?

Woop Queen Convention on Friday! Muchos excited!

:D

knackered :tired:

Hope you had a great time!!

For me it's Leonard Cohen in May and now Joe Cocker in July...so far...excellent...

Elvis in August?

Yippeee, my concert marathon starts tomorrow!
3 shows in 6 days!
Especially looking forward to the P!NK concert:cheer:

I guess I deserve that cause I didn't mention you in April...:|

well there is that as well

Can't wait to see you again!!!

How many adverts are there on this DVD?????

6.5?

and Zina, it's mad that it's only 3 weeks away.

Crazy

very jealous...my friend and i spent ages rechecking online for tickets for manchester but every time it still keeps showing as non available

Yippeee Marvin has kept his dinner down for 30 minutes so far!! Hopefully i wont get woken up at 6am again being puked on lol!!

Awww poor Marvin and poor you!!!

Thank you hon it was a bit of a rude awakening lol!!

I bet it was Emma lol! Oh that's just made me really chuckle!!! But I do sympathize ... honest!

Luckily for the 2nd wave i managed to get his head over the edge of the bed!! You get a lot of warning cos they make such a song and dance about it, that bit in Shrek 2 is in real time lol!!

LOL!

was excellent :D
duke and chip with a special guest or 2

:cheer:

Is he sick?

Glad you had a great time!!! Who were special guests???

He was but judging by the way he howled at me this morning for his breakfast and the way he's begging now i'm eating a Double Sausage McMuffin i think he's better now lol!!

Did you have to walk through the drive through to get that?:lol:

No luckily they open the restaurant for breakfast but i would if i had to lol!!

:lmao:

Well, I am glad the cat is better...god, I will never forget stamping our feet near the microphone imitating the car...cause it wouldn't work if it ain't the car...lol

Ha ha i'd forgotten about that and i dont think we'd even had anything to drink at that point either lol!!

No..we were just trying to figure out how to make that remote order thing work...lol...we had to finally walk around and find live guys to order from...although I think we scared them half to death walking around in the drive through...

will coulthard be racing for red bull this weekend??

1/3 concerts done... And the opener of the concert marathon was definitely a good one :D
2nd show tonight. Can´t wait for the queuing ... (it´s pouring down:evil:)

the new F1 cars look rubbish... massive front wing, tiny rear wing... looks soooo wrong..
like a parts bin special

well done to brawn gp though!!!

got tickets for WWRY in a fortnight...yeaaaah!!!

Uuuh, nice one. Enjoy it Helen!!!



Tonights show was fab!!

that was a well needed sleep

Jonty, you're still a very very funny guy...just thought I remind you that I get it...

As every year, the new time setting takes a while to get used to.
But it´s great that it´s still bright outside at this time of the day :D

Well done Jenson!

Going to be an interesting season ... even if the diffusers are ruler illegal then we still get a Brit winning the first race!

Jenson wins anyway - the results of the 1st races will stand even if the "confusers" :lol: are deemed illegal.

Barry Cello did OK despite having a McLaren bend his diffuser, and two of the non-diffuser cars would have had podium places if it wasn't for Germany invading Poland. :lol:

would love to see formula 1 become a sport again...

whats that??? i delete most of the good ones???

Well, considering the "bad" ones you're still funny...

the revamped one was it??

:lmao:

Bat the Symphony was amazing! Had second row seat in the center and he actually sang to me a couple of times lol, well worth a watch

this is not good

Missed that bit, probably due to Jonathon Legard's "BBC British" commetnary style, dull as ****, TV pictures and Radio 5 for the live coverage in future I think.

Loved his comments to Ross Brawn after the race ... "great car, but I think I broke it"

:panic:

Got to agree with this, no more Mr Monotone for me.

On a seperate thought.....I'm really beginning to hate Monday mornings

That went rather well... fingers crossed!!!
The whole results that come along with the crisis are just shocking:shock:

excellent song