Or what...

He posted his birthday in a wrong place...then saw a thread, put his birthday on the right date and said go and read a calendar...like I pulled it out of my butt...

make a good trick though

Well...that'll teach me for sure...

You pulled Markham out of your butt?

Did you change your mind???

600 quid for car insurance, poor

I pulled Markham out of my butt? Excuse me...but I have a better way to have children...YOU pulled something out of YOUR butt

Actually I take it all back...

Does run off your feet means anything like...run over by a car???

Ok I looked it up in my school book and THAT ain't the way you get children, I'm sorry to burst your bubble but I'll send you the pics of how you need to do it if you want

I did say I take it all back...at my age??? You can't pull them out of nowhere...

im knackered

Is that something like knickered?

Gonna wake up tomorrow to the reality I've been trying to forget, at least my friends here have delayed that til tomorrow, cheers all!!!!!

And I have EXACTLY the same thoughts...

Thank you all...

Isn't an internet reality great, it's what you want it to be

For a little while...yes...and then like you said...you wake up to reality...and reality bites

Reality bites, youjust gotta ignore it and be you

Maybe that's my problem...I am ME...

My thoughts are now 40% proof

I don't even have any thoughts...

Just one word flying around in my empty head...

Why, why, why, why, why, why...

Like there are any answers to THAT...

I'm off to bed, offered to goose someone and they said no so I've nothing else to stay up for

Well, you haven't offered to me...

But anyway...good night...take good care of yourself...

G'nite all and thank you for a fun night

Thanks to you too...it was fun...