war is hell...

Can´t remember the last time I´ve had a cigarette :shock:
I think it was last Tues but I´m really not sure...
Got 3 full packs here at home :? Simply forgot to smoke!

keep that memory loss going!



Escalation calls today...about as much fun running into a brick wall while singing westlife songs...if it's something you really want to do.

There is something satisfying about breakfast and afternoon tea at 19 000 feet! :))

you can jump a lot higher then i thought

AND...while eating!!! VERY impressive...

:twisted: How are you going to eat food that's 19000 ft up in the air?

I prefare my food on the table in front of me :p

The realization why Andy is so skinny is finally dawning on me...

facebook and myspace friends...hmm who knew i'd start to see so many of them after new songs were published.

On another note 1-1 newcastle and middlesbrough, the 6 pointer as they call it.

On another note the gym is too full at 5 in the evening, have to start going at 6.30 in the morning instead

2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


~~~~ my heart rate's gone mental

Great substitution...sad to say Owen is nowhere near the player he was

55 seconds on the pitch lol

Wish the match was on sky though, this streaming santana on the computer is dodgy!!

3-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is absolutely not my week...nor my month.
Mental, nervous wreck and I wish it was Thurs already :cry:

you've been staring at pictures of me again haven't you:shock:

stay safe and sane hon...my manager has to have some kind of sanity

{{{{hugs}}}}

I am here if you need me...

welllllllllll, im often unimpressed with new technology as its usually over hyped and doesn't deliver a big enough step forward for the additional cost (at launch)... hence i wasn't impressed with mp3 players, sky +, sky hd, blu ray etc.... but...

im well impressed with led tv's... forget your lcd, forget your plasmas... if you can... go led!!!

OH NO!!! Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre have split :shock: Just when I thought the media was getting over filling the pages full of shit over one fake celebrity, it's now going to be filling the pages full of shit over two.

tainted love lol

Oh no!!! I wonder which one will get custody of the brain cell...

Dave

nice

Having various examples of both in my house, I have to say I prefer the plasma.... the picture's definitely better.... of course, the fact that it's on a 48" screen might have something to do with it...

Hotel's booked Betty!!!

I bet Harvey never saw it coming!

(sorry!)

:lmao:

Apparently Madonna has asked for first refusal should neither of them want custody ...

Dave

ich habe a sore head

Sun and a warm climate...this can't be Ireland

People who play with me Wordcrapper:

I have a problem and for the last couple of days I thought it would be fixed so I wasn't playing but it's not being fixed. I no longer see values on colored tiles on the board. Does anybody else have the same problem and/or knows how to fix it?

Emma had a problem but i haven't lol!! Have you tried going into settings cos i lost my circles and had to reset them!!

For some reason I can't even find settings anymore...but I will try...thanks!!!

OK...it works...thanks, Em!!!

I can't go cockling if it's raining and I have a special request for my chowder.

Wordscrapper does seem to reset itself every now and then!! Are you back on the Dot Game yet lol?!!

I am playing one game with Barbara out of politeness already 2 weeks or so...lol...once it's done I am deleting it...

Derren Brown is pure unadulterated genius.

yes
24
full
9
no
no
no
none
no
none
yes
12000
only me
yes
no
no
no


Spent the last two days giving these answers in to the same questions, if they could all ask them in the same bloody order it would have sped things up a little.

Can you guess what I've been doing?

An Enigma perhaps?

Answering parliamentary questions regarding your expense claims? :twisted:

Dave

car insurance quote?

I think the "24" blows that little theory ... :lmao:

Dave

That was the first thing that I thought as well!!!! lol

Unless he feels that he's entitled to drive his car backwards that way?

I am very sorry - it's a family forum and all that...but it sounds like mental masturbation???

(Please don't ban me yet - I can explain! And maybe even apologize)

unless the question is 'how long have you held a driving licence?'

Virtual prizes are awared to ...

Sean for getting the right answer.
Zina for being the funniest (best of a bad bunch though, and yes you can explain and apologise ...)
Michael and Dave for being so obvious, and clearly bitter that they're both older than me, come up with a new joke boys, the 1990's wants that one back :))

Alright, I apologize...anything for a friend...

And as to explanation...if you filled out the same answers over and over and over again...isn't it...ummm...what I've called it???

Sorry, but I can't let facts get in the way of poking fun at Andy :-)

Dave

I'm not bitter ...

... well, not much :-)

Dave

Agreed

Don't worry Dave, we look younger lol

*Re-reading carefully Michael's signature*

Now that I read the answer, I find your answers very interesting, Andy. 12,000 = miles per year driven? (Now I'm really fishing, lol)

Those years are going to jump up and bite your ass one day soon ... :lmao:

Nah...12000 leagues under the sea...

Andy is like that...

Meat's not touring this year, which is why I was able to reduce it :))

:-P

Ah ha: score one for me! I can imagine what that figure would be during a Meat-touring year!


How so sadly and startlingly true!!!!

I can stop sending you gold then lol!!

YES!!! You can stop sending me lousy dot game gold and start sending me real one!!! You've procrastinated long enough!!!

Well they kept putting you on the list of people to send gold to and it seemed rude not to lol!! When i get gold its yours hon XXX

I'll hold you to that...lol...

Nah...let's do this...you get gold, sell it and come for a visit!!!

Mike, don't you feel sorry now that you haven't throttled certain people when you had a chance? LOL...

Had a good day till this evening :(.

ANOTHER pizza ordered... tut tut

pants day. thank goodness week is over halfway over and soon to be weekend. not that i have desire to wish my life away but sometimes i like to wish the bits where i have to work away.

always...

Didn't get to bed till gone 6AM this morning :shock:.

Don't ask me why, IDK but I do know I love YT for having nearly all of Season 1 of Game On on there:cool: :heart: !!!

It's been a week of emergency rooms...hope we're done...

Motown evening... Should be a real blast :panic: !!

is it a sponsored grass cutting night again???

Everything okay Zina?

why did i agree to work the bank holiday???

uh-oh... whats wrong Zina? :(

Think of the money !!

You get extra for working it :)) !!

aye, which virtually all goes to the government... hence its rare for me to waste a bonus day off stuck in work paying even more taxes!!!

First day in the new job tomorrow...particularly nice after this weeks happenings :?

Had two pretty bad scares with members of the family...but thank god turned out to be scares mostly...

Thanks for your support...sitting in American emergency room for hours can do a number on a person...

Glad everything's okay, have some virtual hugs anyway xxxxxxx

The main thing stopping me doing my job is the amount of training, and subsequent work involved, they give me so I can supposedly do the job.

Good luck!!! Sorry I am a bit late...scatterbrained lately...

Thank you...everything is ok now...besides my head...it was a bit too much to handle...so I am crazier than usual...if it's possible, of course...

oooh right, the drummer of Snow Patrol is the nephew of Patricia Quinn...
Info that the world needs lol

Hope it all went good for you hun. Good luck with the new job. x

rumour has it... more buy one get free dominos pizza deal till sunday night

I made the mistake of asking Serge what he wanted for his birthday (i thought all men wanted the same thing lol!!) He said a Napolean cake, i google it and the recipe starts off saying this fantastic 15 layer cake!! I dont really cook and i cant actually remember the last cake i cooked, i must have cooked one at school!! Wish me luck, there will be photos one way or another!!

Plan B is to hide the evidence and go to the shop in the morning and get any cake lol!!

time for bed

Ok i'm hoping a Russian Napolean cake is 15 pancakes layered together with thin custard cos that seems to be what i've made!! And on the website it said 2 hours to do and it took me 4 with only 2 teabreaks lol!!

What the f*ck do I know? :wtf: I thought Norway's entry to the Eurovision was shit, not total shit but there was at least half a dozen way better.

For a moment I thought Iceland had it in the bank ...

oops :oops:

did it work??? was it worth the effort??


:shock:

Russian Napoleon cake is the best cake in the world!!! Yours looks right - I think Russians do it mostly in a square/rectangle form to make it easier...I was never into it but my cousins make fantastic ones...on the other hand...we have a Russian bakery here...lol...

So I went to Leonard Cohen's concert yesterday...packed Radio City Hall! I wouldn't bore anybody with long reviews but it was absolutely fantastic and nobody sings his songs like Leonard Cohen!

And here are his lyrics that fell into my heart and I want to share with all of you...


"Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering...
There is a crack, a crack in everything -
That's how the light gets in."

how was leonard???

A little sad to see him sort of frail-ish...I mean...he is 76 years old...but voice rang out through the entire venue as it used to...and it's rather large venue...band was fantastic...multiple instruments for everybody...one back up singer even played harp...and I haven't known but he had a co-writer for some of his songs and she was there too...beautiful voice...

excellent, glad you enjoyed :D

He left music for 15 years and only came back cause he was embezzled from and needed money...there is no way in the world I would have had another chance!!!

It's been a very good day, though the rain is crap.. I hate rain, don't like getting wet :lol:. Back to work tomorrow, and am very tired :zzz:, I must go to bed at a decent hour tonight :shock: !!

:silence::silence::silence:
:lmao: !!!!

OMG...I just remembered the most hysterical lyrics line from Ace of Base...

"Every time it rains, I get wet..."

:lmao:

One can tell English ain't their first language...