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Yes .... just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water *cue Jaws music* .... I return :lmao:

Your like a gold fish compared to me Caz!! mwhahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!! :twisted:

Well, i may be a goldfish but some of us have had to work all week Heli :lmao:

Been too tired to wander on here at night but i'm back :twisted:

I'm guessing there will be trouble then.

Who's a postwhore :D

I am!

i was once :lol:


good evening one and all :D

Bren
The Bat

Who remembers tis song (I shouldn't but mum dug it out of her LP collection)

Hey Fatty bum bum
Sweet sugar dumpling
Hey fatty bum bum
let me tell you some'ting

just because your so big and fat
don't belive i'm afraid of that

(sing it in a jamaican accent mon!)

OMG ........... I REMEMBER THAT *goes into hiding* :lmao:

How old and ancient am I :oops: :oops:

I am :!:

I'm back again Keb. Hopefully should be in chat tonight. Glad you enjoyed the film.

I prefer the term Post-tart, thank you!! :D

No you're a Helihound

I was thinking more along the lines of Pop Tart :lmao:

I like the Helihound one,

*Feels all proud and stuff coz I named her a Helihound* :lmao:

*Makes mental note - come in here more often as i'm now starting to lose the plot*

Yes, yes, I know, I never had theplot in the first place :lmao:

Proves we're all in agreement here

helihound is on your trail... kinda catchy, dontcha think!

Five more posts...

Yes very, need nicknames for others now, :twisted:

You did have some of the plot in the first place.

Airhead- I have another 401 posts to go.

what about meeeee?

Hmmmmmm we'll need to think on that one *consults with bd on this*

Waaaaaa hooooooo I did have a plot *does a happy dance* thing is ... I just need to find it again :lmao:

I have never had the plot, even as a toddler.... (recalls some very scary yet funny memories)

I've got a plot! :D

http://schools.bcsd.com/franklin/alb...rden1/plot.jpg

It's not very good though is it? :cry:

....bitta Cabbage then..... :wink:

hello blackdog, keb, airhead, caz......

and postwhores all :D

how are you all this lovely sunny evening?

Bren
The Bat

cabbage tastes like bin water. i hate it.

It's okay for a plot ... tho i can't help wondering .... who you got buried in there :??: :lmao:

Hi Bren,
I don't think I'm a postwhore yet.
I have nothing random to say right now.

Hiya Bren,

I'm fine ... but my god ... is it really Thursday??

I need a day off to get my postwhoring total a little higher :lmao:

Its a nice plot of land, I suppose someone could've jsut explained a plot of a story and then you would have a plot.

:lmao: that's way too simple for us lot, isn't it :lmao:

I thought of that ages ago but I was waiting for someone else to come up with it, so what story would you like to have the plot of?

Miserable Life
Falls in love
Betrayed by woman
brainwashed in a famous room
cage of rats on the face
becomes a regular drone

There you go, you now have the plot to 1984!!!

Actually it is friday!!!

Hmm, not sure thats the knid of plot I wanted to give Caz, but it will have to do.

At least I won't have to read the book now. I've never fancied reading it somehow.

:roll: it was thursday when i posted that message chris :lmao:

Never fancied reading it myself Black Dog, taking me long enough to read Lord of the Rings :lmao:

Caz Wrote
I know what you mean. Its taking me forever :lol:

I'm a little postwhore, small and stout,
Here's my handle, here's my spout.

Okay, it was random but I got to do something to up the total :lmao:

I've started reading it about three times, and then I realise I don't know what I've just read, gots to run lesson bells just rung.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
It's off to work I go

*no rest for the wicked* :twisted: :evil:

Where did u find this pic Heli?

Don't think my sister has seen it yet! Emily, where are you........?

:P

Mmmmm 8O 8)

I can't remeber now!! it took me a while tho!!! :P

How many posts till 10,000?

Long way to go .... but we will get there :lmao:

Maybe by the time I'm 98 8O :wink:

Well if we keep filling it with random remarks ... i reckon we'll get there be 2005 not saying which month :lmao: :P

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :?

One more.

:wtf: :bicker: :lmao: :angry: :mrgreen: :nuts: :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) 8O :? :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :??: :arrow:

10 past 2 in the morning.....im bored........

Random works for me :twisted:

I think we all like Random

RANDOMNESSNESS!!!!

Blah blah blah!!!!

I love meat Loaf

Blah blah blah!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

WEDGIE...

BUM NUGGET!!!! :twisted:

hi all, :D great to be back after a week of computer problems, :( just off to work now to rock, 8) sorry i missed you all but will cu all soon tc guys best wishes Carol Mouse xxxxxxx :wink:

Where is Rob? if you want Random he is the guy for it, he is so random he makes me laugh.

A duck is merely a posh chicken!!


(is that random enough for you!!!!!)

:D Carol

Good to have you back, damn computers eh? :roll:

Hope u rocked this evening..........which I'm sure u did :wink:

Take care :D

I feel like being random, I am bored so:
Who has read these poems:
'Stop all the clocks' by W.H. Auden
Its a brilliant poem it is deep and I don't have the words to express myself tonight.
'Sir's a Secret Agent' by Tony Langham
Its a funny poem, really funny.

As you can guess I am reading poems, just finished the book in fact, need another book to read.

Told you it was random.

:lmao:

I've always wondered what coffee mugs tasted like

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coffee mugs? the coffee or the mug?

No just carrots and peas!!

What? Heli you are confusing me, not that its a hard thing to do but all the same you are.

Sorry I was reading a book and this joke was in it, I know its the wrong thread but its random,

Did you hear about the new mag for married men by playboy? It has the same pictures month after month after month...

I don't get it! :?

sooo bored

me too, :zzz:

hey carol, howz u chuck?

Don't worry then Heli, heres another, we were talking about this the other day:
Whats the maximum penalty for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

I don't think that ones very funny.

Lolol!! I remember that convo...........almost!! :? :D

Yeah, I remember it, I don't know why.

Isn't it such a lovely day, I thought it was going to rain, I didn't want to say it out loud, I don't it to rain

Postwhores.......nothing better to do with their time :roll:

I have plenty to do with my time, like sit on the net, play guitar, read a book or poems, and write songs, not in any particular order.

I know....

Great fun isn't it!"!! :lol:

I am working on a new song... inspiration is on its way.... ooooh, my first song in a month is on its way.....

Right now I'm finding it hard to sit and write a song, I give up and then come back later thinking what was I thinking, I wish I knew. My teacher loves them but I don't know what to think.

Good Luck airhead.

broken promises... I think it'll be called.... It'll come to me...

Thats good, I can think of loads of lyrics now you've given me a title, i might just have to write one now.

what can I say? I'm an inspiration!!!!

hmmmmmm.................so very bored.....

So am I, so lets say something very random

and

As you can guess, its Meat

If we talk about random things too often, does that take away the randomness?

Hmm, thats hurting my head thinking so hard, I think it so long as its random it doesn't matter.

Great! Can we talk about llamas now?

no, we are talking about camels.


I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!

FIRST THIS THREAD, THEN THE FORUM, THEN THE NET, THEN THE WORLD, THEN WHO KNOWS... PERHAPS INFINITY ITSELF HAHA!!!!!

One hump or two?

please minion, I am trying to cackle!!!!

HEEEHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
*liz runs away and cowers in a corner in awe of eddies superiority*

Oh my God, what's happened in here since last time I visited. We seem to have been taken over by a witch