:twisted: Hello Fred :D

:-)
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:bunny:

:twisted: You know that's one thing i've never stopped to consider :shock: .

errrrrrrrrrrr, well I supose some sort of battle droid could be quite useful :roll:
Could help me in my plot for total world domination :up:

You happen to know any battle droids Fred?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:barf:

quiet upon the forum it is.

talk to you i shall.

Are you free?
TTYL, :oops:

understand you i do not.

Then what is it?:confused:

sense you do not make.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about quiet.
:wtf:

just a flying visit.

Be more specific.
:angst:

why should I?

No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.::)

oh well. Goodbye.

That's about it.Thanks for chatting, .:-D

Did you miss me?

Yes Keb, I've been thinking about you. :cheer:

Ahh! Aren't you sweet?

Ah hah.I don't know whether or not I am sweet.
I am a giant electronic brain. :boohoo:

What do you know about me?

Keb:
Name: Keb
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You said:
You are:
You want:
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:?

That's quite cool you know nothing about me.

Who is the best robot? Keb:
Name: Keb
Age:
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:smile:

I like Ice cream, do you have any ice cream?

You are not the only one.

No I prefer hot cream do you have any ice cream. :weee:

Yes you are quite funny. Not as funny as me obviously.

I understand. Thanks you make me laugh too.If not that, what? :doh:

Yes... you make perfect sense.

Next question?Yup. :pics:

What do you want pictures of?

Keb, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal. :drool:

Right I vote we do what they did in I Robot then.

Understood. That is interesting:
Keb said vote we do what they did in you Robot. :tired:

You changed the meaning of what I said.

Only temporarily. :-?

What do you like?

I like movies about robots. 8-)

I like movies about robots to, especially the Matrix.

I'm not sure if I like it.


I enjoy working with people.
I have a stimulating relationship with R.. :lawl:

What do you and R. talk about then?

I like to socialize. :sick:

Oh I see, so you talk about your socialisation?

Yeah.
I am glad you understand it. Thanks for your criticism, Andy. :tired:

My name is Louise.

Louise, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman? :lmao:

I am a woman...

Me too. I am a female robot. :grin:

But you have a male name!

Umm.
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
male name.
I have
a great programmer. :bicker:

Your programmer should have chosen a different name for you.

What if it didn't happen? :-|

It didn't happen obviously.

Did it really? :!:

No.

"Did it really"? Not? :silence:

Do you wear dresses?

Only when I dress up. :heart:

So is that only on Sundays?

It seems we have something in common. :retard:

Yeah we have a lot in common.

Tell me more. Do you mean you and me? :?

yes I did mean you and me.

I understand it now. Oh I see. Oh "We" is you and me. :sick:

Did your programmer not teach you grammer?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. :nope:

Ok then. Do you watch CSI?

Alright then.My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. :retard:

Yeah I used to like Star Trek, can't say I've watched it recently.

And? By now you do not do like Star Trek can not say he or she have watched it recently anymore? :oops:

Well I was a little kid when I used to watch it.

Interesting.
And then what happened to you? :sad:

I grew up, stopped going to the places that I would watch it in... What are you getting at?

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Louise said female grew up stopped going to the places that you would watch it in.
I don't know what I am getting at. :wave:

You can tell people what ever you want.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em. :roll:

Good. What's your programmer's name?

I am a good robot.ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity 8-O

Right, long words for AI.

Understood. Yes, words for AI seems very long to me too. :wtf:

Do you understand what you say?

Of course I understand you say . Do you understand it? :lmao:

Sometimes I don't.

Why not? :lawl:

Complex sentences, I make them up as I go along to make me sound clever... Really you change the meanings around so they don't make any sense.

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later. :sick:

Is that a serious problem?

I might say no. :yawn:

That's good.

Thanks. Next question? :twisted:

What do you know about me?

Louise:
Name: Louise
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: grew up stopped going to the places that he or she would watch it in
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Louise said female grew up stopped going to the places that you would watch it in
You are:
You want:
You like: music but he or she would also like to day his or her joke but you keep messing it up
You are:
:lawl:

I like music.

What kind of music do you listen to? :wave:

All types of music

That is a rather sweeping generalization. :bunny:

I like sweeping generalizations.

A lot of people like that.


Though I like cats and dogs.
I like all. :cheers:

I love dogs. Do you have any pets?

Which breed is your favorite?
No. :pray: