Pud never fails to put things into perspective. Lol.

I hope I´m not either Pud

It needed less than a day to prove me right lol
Dunno who made that decision, but it was a pretty stupid mistake for sure.

Mike - congrats hon, you definitely deserve being a mod cos of various reasons but most importantly cos of matureness and manners! Good luck

Oh yes - was half asleep when I was on here last night - congrats to you too

What Betty said! I am sure you will use it well and wisely :-)

RJ, when the doctor said to eat everything in moderation, he didn't mean like THAT :-P

:twisted: Interesting comment Mike.
I find that's the opposite of some of the opinions here when it comes to ML shows.Dropping classics like Paradise for newer or more rarely performed songs.


We can only hope Pud, we can only hope.
I've been quite remiss myself of late :oops:
I apologise for that.I promise i'll work harder.
The next time there is a serious insult, for instance someone calls someone a retard, i'll be sure to land on them with both feet and lay down some infraction points.
I'm sure that will make you feel our mod staff is much more efficient in moderating :up: :mrgreen:

am I shit yet? :))

Congrats to the new mods. I was recently appointed mod of another forum I frequent more often too, it's great.
If I remember to send off some paperwork (and a hefty cheque :down: ) in the next few days then I will be an OU student as of November, woohoo :D

Of course you are not! You're the greatest guy ever! You do however have the world's smallest penis.

Difficult to tell :lmao:

Just wondering how long before I make RJ work for his green jacket :devil:

Congratulations! Welcome to the club! What are you studying?

Congratulations also to our new mods - that's two more to remember to butter up now.... lol... And I have to say, I'd love to see the look on Carl's face when he realises RJ's punches are packing a bit more.... ummm... punch... :mrgreen:

that's been a shitty day so far...

Try Imodium ;)

Only a level one French course to begin with but if it works out for me and I can still afford it over time I'd like to eventually work up to a BA in Modern Languages. Are you studying through the OU too?

Another two friends mods...cool...and my condolenses...

i should be a mod

you should be banned :))

Ahhh...power is a tricky thing, ain't it???

you are something alright!

I'm really bored.

was Bored one of the seven dwarves?!

should I??

... looks like everyone and there grandmother is on facebook

my grandmother runs facebook...at least that's what she tells me...though she tells my cousin that she runs myspace...so i'm assuming pretty soon she'll tell someone she runs mlukfc...

why did they fake the moon landings???


... shouldn't have seen the nutritional content of the dominos pizzas... no wonder i put on weight:(

Because the moon is made of cheese, ever tried walking on cheese? it ain't easy :nope:

button moon aint!!!

neither is moon pie

harps crap

yep, I finished my first year in June, just waiting to get my course result, which won't be until December :( Still, I get the last TMA result next month, so I'll have a pretty good idea then... I'm doing a BSc. (Hons) Psychology... And I think I'm right in saying Chris SW31 is studying with them too....

If you haven't already, check out Facebook for the OU study groups, I know there's an official OU one, and there's definitely ones set up for the Social Science courses and the Psychology ones... Can be helpful if you're struggling with an assignment, both to see that you're not the only one in that boat, and to get tips from others doing the same one! Good luck!!!

There appears to be a dead mouse up the hoover hose but i'm not double checking lol!!

That sucks.

Or not if it's a big fat mouse ...

you must have a poweful hoover if it can cope with neil :))

started off a shitty day.. but at least i've a new toy to play with now :D
dunno how it works though

Insert batteries.

Unfortunately it just crawled up there and died probably trying to get away from Marvin!! I'm just waiting to hear back from Michael that he dealt with it before i go near the hoover lol!!

whatever happened to that rat in your flat two years ago?

It sat on a mat and was made flat by a cat in a hat.

How to talk too a woman like a real man:

"Hey babz are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you"

"My best friend wants to know will you snog me?

"Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?

"Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you"

"I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve"

:-P

Well after spending £15 on a humane trap and months of baiting it with different things the rat finally went in it!! Michael found it but he couldn't get the trap open and it died of fright!!

Michael said it was a lump of fluff up the hoover and he cant unblock it but i'm not convinced lol!!

if i was a rat, i'd die of fright as well, at the sight of michael lol

Julie (Mrs Dave) got a mouse-sized one. I do think it's a bit ironic to be buying a humane trap when we've got 5 furry inhumane killing machines roaming the house and surroundings!

Here its the younger furry inhumane killing machine thats bringing them in and letting them go lol!!

i knew he was the uglier sis ----- pmsl

LOL!!

And a pigeon flew into my head today!!

you went back to germany :-P

next on Jeremy Kyle..how pigeons and the youth of Britain are destroying society

is it wise to insult a man who can dish out infractions?:D

I don't know... if you say things like that, how will you know whether it's your power making us be nice to you and in reality we hate you, or if we do in fact love you?

has it ever stopped me before??

Jonty, nothing on this planet...or outside of this planet for that matter, will stop you...but that's only if you weren't there

Waiting for the course result must suck, I hope you get the result you want!

Thanks a lot for the Facebook tip, I'll definitely have a look for those a little nearer the time :-)

really should have gone to bed ive a good 300-400 mile drive now.... meh

Good point, eloquently made....

*Gets popcorn, sits back to see what reply is forthcoming*

There are those who would say that at least it's got plenty of space to exercise in there.

Of course I'm not one of those who'd say that, I'm just warning you what people would say if they were one ot those people :))

LOL!! I'm not a natural blonde you know!!

So do you love me then?


on a side note, i really have to get used to not clicking edit when looking for quote...not good at all.

*Great big enormous cheesy grin*

Got my new car today...

oversteer is awesome :D

piiiicture please :D

is it friday evening yet???

Okay, on the way....

Here's my gorgeous girl....

http://media.mlxxfc.net/DSC00937a.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/DSC00938a.jpg

Oh my gosh, I´m sooo jealous!!
I´m sooo in love with that car (already was before you said you bought it lol)
She´s beautiful, what´s her name? ;)

very dodgy buying a car without a reg plate:D

waaay too much work.....
anyone wanna do my work? with me still getting paid for it of course...

She's got a reg plate... she just doesn't have any numbers on it :mrgreen:

Betty, she hasn't got a name yet... except Babygirl... lol...

it's a shame about the buttons being pushed ... i hope someday the lesson is learned...

nice 'Babe ...

Looks like i've got a new place to live as of next week...and hopefully some space for the as of yet to be purchased multi track recorder.

Well if you run out of space, you can always leave it here ;-)

Woo to both Claire and Mike! Different reasons, of course. Claire - car is beautiful. Mike - that's good news you found somewhere :-)

If RJ's offer to do his work has already been taken up, and you are feeling disappointed because you would have really liked to take on some additional work so that its current owner still gets paid, but stress is relieved slightly ... I will happily offer up some of my work.

This is my first break of the day - never got a lunch break and now I have a headache. And the only reason I can now see my desk is because i've just collected everything that was on it, into a huge massive pile to the left of me.

This fantastic use of the English language was to demonstrate just how large the pile of work is.

Have you used a multi track recorder before?


I must get my mancunian thesauras...
:whistle:

Yeah.

Sounded :shit: but I've still used one :))

touché

:D

now that was a long work day :shock:

Bit annoying this pending txts thing

you can just come out and say all those nice things about me here instead of texting them to me!

ok, i think you're great

suck up :p

Jonty, i never knew you felt that way...and now i wish i never knew!

A good nightmare comes so rarely (and I'm in it)

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired

Love a bit of spontaneous drama :roll:

if pud had a favourite oasis song i reckon it would be Roll With It :roll: lol

lots to do, and little time to do it

I do, and it's Champagne Supernova, excellent song.

ah the great Oasis period of Definitely Maybe to (What's the story) Morning Glory

After that it all went down hill.

Next to Jacko, they were the most disappointing gig i've ever seen live.

we were soooo lucky to change the day for our theme park trip from today to tomorrow!!!!!!!
tis pouring down, thunderstorms, hail....lol
tomorrows weather forecast says a 4% chance that itll be anything like the above mentioned in Soltau.

the thunderstorm in berlin last friday night was fun...to watch, not to be in!

feeling pretty shitty but looking forward to my 21st birthday party gonna get really hammered that day, in this whole year thats the only thing i am looking forward to the rest is pretty much shit for me

i really really should go to bed at normal times... meh

not sure how much I'll be around for the next couple of weeks, I'm off to Estonia again on Monday.... so anyone I'm currently Scrabbling with, I'll apologise now!!!

On that note, I've got to get showered, dressed, and watch my sister running the Race for Life at 11, I've got to do a ton of ironing, and pack my suitcase ready to leave home at 3.30 am tomorrow... Yawwwwwnnnnnn......

Only 21? I thought you were older.

burnt neck :(

burnt chest!

that was an awfully long day! but I had my rollercoasters and 7 lovely people (and about 30000 other people I didnt know...) around me so it was all good :mrgreen:

Burnt toast :evil: This toaster is going to find its final resting place at the bottom of the ocean.

whoever introduced me to farmville should be killed...spend way too much time on there

I need to shave I'm after getting very hairy.

I've shaved....I feel good..... :cool:

i really dont care...