:twisted: Sorry, been offline over the weekend.
Looking into this now.

Just recieved my new pattern to do a new Meat Loaf cross stitch.... soooooooooo happy and big thankyou's to Chris xxx

revengance be thy name

Well that was not as useful as I thought it was going to be....

Told you not to buy that chocolate teapot ...

Waterproof teabag?

:mrgreen: Ok, I heard quite a few the past days but todays made me blush and that blush just won´t go away lol Just like that stupid grin on my face lol

One day workshop on new ways with dreams, given by one of the three top psychotherapists in the UK, except the stuff he was teaching is stuff I've been doing for the past five or six years...

That was a very weird dream I had last night...never got to find out if she broke her wrist or arm

it was her wrist sadly...


looks like keith floyd has died today aswell

Yeah, I saw that. I think the poor liver finally conked out

Blimey! I hadn't heard about that one... RIP Patrick and Keith.

that was nice :)

:twisted: If it's going to be a cremation, stand well back :shock:


RIP

By all accounts he was a right bell end as a human being. Made some good telly though.

doing nothing is very tiring

Either, I hallucinate apparitions with a look to kill me or I have friends who want me to think I do. So now I sound paranoid.

you're not paranoid if they are really out to get you

I just found some Marvin on my clothes lol

i've put on weight!! :shock:

damn those buy one get one free dominos pizzas

thats a weeks worth of exercise ruined by one night of greed :(

Ha ha he does love to travel even if it is only his fur!! Its worse now cos he's suddenly become a lap cat and just wants cuddles all the time!! It doesn't matter what colour i wear its just all ginger lol!!

At least it´s a nice colour ;)
Watched some catnip videos the other day, couldnt stop laughing lol

Sore throat and mouth ulcers are not a good combination when trying to take calls.

Cats on catnip are hilarious i'll give some to Marvin when you're over, he will actually pick a fight with his tail when he's had some lol!!

doth thou liveth in a haunted house??

bye bye briatore

hello lotus cosworth :D

Amazing.... The incredible immovable stepson has managed to attend an audition and get into college.... That means all we have to do now is find money for fees, uniform, transport, lunch.... At least he'll be getting out of bed during daylight hours now....

change of flight times :bicker:

Anything i should be putting in my diary?!!!!

Claire very much enjoyed her trip to the sweetie shop earlier, and is currently munching the fruits of her labour...

You're too well behaved I'd have spent a fortune on pick and mix rather than healthy stuff that forms part of my five a day.

You need to get your priorities right ... ;-)

Five-A-Day:

http://www.chocolatemountainofvail.c...ural_bars2.jpg

five a day??? 1, drink 2,drink 3,drink 4,drink 5,sleep

now i better go do something useful

time to do something less boring instead

why has he a pic of ali hasan from bbc radio leeds on the piano???????

I've run out of pink shrimps :(

But my sister's coming over tomorrow, and she's bringing me Dolly Mixtures :D

:twisted: Have you been watching Allo Allo? :bleh:

:nope:

:twisted: WAs looking for my code book then :lol:

One of my friends has a house rabbit - and I was always finding the rabbit's fur on nearly all my clothes. Even things I hadn't worn to her house - and weeks and weeks later. Eventually I discovered that as I drove home from her house, the seat belt in my car would gather up fur from my clothing. Subsequently, during any following journeys, the seat belt would deposit fur back onto my clothing. Although that fails to understand how I once found the rabbit's fur in my bed!

:-( You need Bonjela!

:hic::tired:

so feckin fed up and annoyed!!!
need a break from all this

Thankfully it's all just about cleared.

On a separate topic, Jimmy Carr is brilliant; saw him last night at the Olympia (which is a terrible venue for just about everything)

and it keeps on getting weirder...:roll:
tho, am quite looking forward to the evening:D

that was soooo great!!! perfect evening, good entertainment and a special happening to remember :D

do i have my 1st birthday drink now or later --- hard discions

now!!!!

happy 40th chris, have a great birthday!!!!
drink plenty:D

what caused that there then?? :?

NOW!
Happy Birthday luv!!! xxx


you really dont wanna know

Claire...congrats on your stepson...hopefully he can find himself a wife in college...lol

Tomorrow my new job starts...I am terrified...

good luck zina -- you'll be alright

I second that Zina!

good luck!! you'll be fine ;)

Exactly what they all said! :-) and hope you enjoy it!

Thanks all!!! Very nervous still...

By the time you read this, Zina, you'll have already done your first day and realized it wasn't as bad as you thought it was going to be, so I'm not going to say good luck, or it'll be fine, instead I'll say "There, see? What were you so worried about?"
















But good luck anyway x

Hope nobody stole your dinner money on your first day Zina!

is it Friday yet?

Good luck Zina you'll have a great day and they'll love you XXX

Hope it all goes great Zina, but if there's any problems I'll send Paul around!

Hope your´re having a great day at your new job Zina!!

We have a test about Finnish Penal Code.. :? It's not that hard because we can use our notes.. :D

It's in internet exam and my computer don't work so I had to came into school.. Yes, I have a electronic key to my school.. :lol: I can be here to midnight..

I have no clue why I came here this early.. The exam starts at 7 p.m... :roll:

sorry i returned to work today

:twisted: Good luck going to work on the new job Zina :up: .

commiserations going to work on the old rob Jonty :doh:

Gutted

am a wee bit confused lol

the pulp fiction soundtrack is pretty good

Fernando Alonso's Winner's Trophy from Singapore 2008 has now been replaced. Here's the new one:

http://www.calibrax.myby.co.uk/flavfixedit.jpg

:lmao:

:twisted: It certainly is 8)

aaaaaaaaaaaah drink!

i reckon its time for a new gf

Megan Fox turned you down again?

Cote de Pablo is looking good to me at the minute...only reason to watch NCIS

empty stomach + whisky = bad idea

:shock:

i was gonna put something witty and clever, but i ran out of talent about 40 mins ago

the new temporary manager loves the new training style pyscho babbel she got taught last year... what she doesn't know is, what she was taught is virtually identical to what i was taught a decade ago, only what i was taught is better ;) (only without the huge amount of psycho babbel)

there will only be one winner over the next few months... and at the moment.. it's her :(

i'm gonna have to raise my game a bit to completely take the piss outta her psycho babbel techniques

challenge her to a shootout at 50 paces...no handbags though as someone could store a rocket launcher easily enough

tis all a bit of fun

meanwhile, i got bored.. so went home :D

sleep would be a good plan

that was a loooong, long day!!!

tickets bought!!!!!!!!!! whohoooooo!!!! nickelback in feb!!!!!!! yeaaaah!!! :mrgreen:

oooooh, and nickelback playin wembley arena in jan :saint: :whistle: lalalalaaaaa

Pricks up ears.... Sorry Betty, were you talking to me? :D

Decided it was time for a new job, applied for one and got an interview ... only I have to deliver a 10 minutes presentation at the start of the interview.

Actually giving the presentation doesn't so much concern me ... it's writing the damn thing.

I took the full day off work today to work on it ... and my brain seemingly has turned to mush :-(. My presentation (which is on a topic given to me) has gotten as far as putting the title in power point.

I'm really struggling with writing it, and won't get chance to look at this again now until Sunday evening.

I feel so thick! I'm not sure where all my brain cells have gone (not that there can have been too many to start wtih, being blonde!) but the non-taxing job I have been doing for the past 16 months didn't seem to have needed them!

*sulks at lack of progression with presentation* :-(

Anyway, I'm off to bed now.... unusually very early (for me!)... partially so as not to disturb parents who have an early start for something tomorrow, and also because I'm absolutely knackered!

i did love seeing the mirroring technique demonstrated by derren tonight, as thats what i was trained on... (unlike the new temporary manager who got the "new" version lol)

time for a promotion (so I've heard) :whistle:

I´ll be meeting Nickelback :panic: :metal:

as a fellow dj used to say:
"Hörst du immer Nickelback, dann fliegen dir die Pickel weg" :))

Hat bei solch schlechten Witzen sicher nicht sehr viele Zuhörer der gute Mann :p

why the hell wont ryanair accept a drivers licence as photo id??????????????? :bicker:

Thank you all for good wishes on my new job.

First week went well. No time for internet - the place is jumping busy which is what I wanted...boss has even worse ADD than me but everybody seems to be dealing with it by ignoring him...lol

Life experience after first 2 days at work...never ever ever ever buy condominium...lol

Funniest moment: some woman came to the meeting of board of directors and ask them to take care of her problem: somebody consistently is breaking into her unit and replaces her brand new neck braces with used ones...lol

Can't get bored with this

what the hell did my signature look like 11 years ago?? and is it on record at the passport office???

knew having 4 different signatures would one day come back to bite me on the arse

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired

yep, knackered also

ze time off is booked :D

kkkkkkkknnnackered.. and sore feet lol

needs a holiday

the weird thing is, since R has been on holiday, meat has stopped tweeting... so maybe R is in the studio doing the banjo for the album

or maybe i'm just very tired

Realised i should've dealt with the leaky dishwasher earlier when i came home tonight the kitchen was flooded and water was shooting across the worktop!! Its very hard to stem the flow with one hand while trying to ring my upstairs neighbours for help with the other lol!!

flooded kitchen aint good! are things under control now??

Yes thank you the boys managed to turn the water off and everything is drying out!! Also learnt not to turn the electricity off before you find the candles cos mobile phones dont give off enough light when two panic stricken cats are running for cover lol!!

Emma, your life should be made into a film :lmao:

And why can´t I book tickets for the movies from my work pc???
Oooook, the answer is obvious... but on the other hand, the work pc lets me post here too! :?:lol:

it's not easy being you...

in fact it ain´t, cos work is the only place where I can arrange some things for my very few moments of private life... bit of a dilemma lol