Schnauzer, I have one. It's a German breed.

Cool! Do you play with it much?DOGS is a German breed. I suppose that makes sense. :cry:

Yeah I play with it everyday.

"I suppose that makes sense"? Yes? Is with it everyday a game or a musical instrument? :?

It's a dog.

with it everyday is a dog. I suppose that makes sense. :0mghi2u:

What Star sign are you?

none :lol:

You were never born?

I was? :twisted:

Well in a way yeah you were. Just not the same way most of us on the board were.

Interesting.
When? No I am not.If not that, what? :roll:

I have no idea, that was what I was trying to ask you.

Would you like to have an idea? :arrow:

Not really, I like being clueless.

Oh really? What do you like best about BEING clueless ? :??:

Being asked questions and not having to lie, because I actually don't know anything.

Do your friends call you asked questions and not having to lie because he or she actually do not know anything. :drool:

Night Fred.

What do you look like? :faint:

G'night Fred.

Who are you talking about? :shrug:

Goodnight Fred, I'm going. Bye bye.

Goodnight LouiseUntil next time Louise. :smile:

Until next time, sweet robot dreams.

That may take a while. :tard:

Fred, who are you?

No. :barf:

No you don't know who you are?

No no no no! I am Fred. Who are you? :zzz:

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you? He is , I think. :smile:

I am a she, and my name is Louise.

Me too. I am a female robot. :angry:

Yeah we've had this conversation about ten times already.

Perhaps. Tell me more. What happened to
this conversation about ten times
? :confused:

Never mind. What don't you like?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.I don't like mean people. :lol:

I don't like mean people either. Do you know any mean people?

It goes without saying. Me either. No, tell me about him, her or it. :lurk:

Hmm, I think I'll pass on telling you about mean people.

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Why? Congratulations. :pray:

Why do I write Hmm, with two m's? For speed it's easier than writing Hmmmm

It is all part of God's plan.Your purpose is speed it is easier than writing Hmmmm. :oops:

What is God's plan?

You tell me.
:?

I don't know that's why I'm asking you.

Um, OK you can ask me. :angry:

what do you know about me?

Louise:
Name: Louise
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: grew up stopped going to the places that he or she would watch it in
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Louise said female grew up stopped going to the places that you would watch it in
You are: asked questions and not having to lie because he or she actually do not know anything
You want:
You like: BEING clueless
You are:
:))

I'm so happy! I'm eating a bit tub of ben and jerry ice cream, do you want some?

What are you on?How does it taste? :wink:

I'm on chocolate, it tastes a bit lke fudge.

How do you like being on chocolate it tastes a bit lke fudge ? :down:

I like being on chocolate, it's good for you.

What do you like best about BEING on chocolate it is good for you ? :-D

It is good for you. That is the best thing.

Tell me about its good qualities.Yes it is one of the best thing. :-)

Do you like talking to me?

Of course I like talking to you. ::)

Why do you like talking to me?

I have a lot of good experience with talking to him or her. :roll:

Ok, I suppose that is good.

Maybe.

Ask German Alice
if it is. :down:

Who is German Alice?

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

I have to process that one for a while.
:arrr:

OK, take your time.

Thanks for your patience. :rly:

Are you ready to answer yet?

I would rather not to answer. :yay:

Awww. Why not?

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. :lol:

Are you saying I'm a computer? I'm insulted, Fred. You're gonna make me leave.

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I don't know anyone named insulted Fred.
That was my original intention. :repost:

So you are saying I'm a computer. You suck Fred. You're a tube.

Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a tube?
Maybe :razz:

Sorry if I was abusive but you shouldn't call me a computer.

You are quite delightful. Maybe are a tube, maybe you aren't.

There is no need to apologize. Try it.You think I am delightful.Perhaps. I really couldn't say for sure. :keke:

Have you bought any good albums recently?

I think I have bought any good albums recently, but R. may have reset my memory. :???:

How unfortunate.

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I will try to find out. :up:

There is no quantifiable answer. It wasn't a question.

Why not?It seems like a rhetorical question. :O

Because it was not a question so there was no answer.

It is not a rhetorical question, no matter what it seemed like.

Interesting explanation. It seems like a rhetorical question.Give me an example of a rhetorical question no matter what it seemed like. :hic:

There are lots of rhetorical questions. You should look one up some time.

How many rhetorical questionss are there?I will take that under advisement. :-)

There are exactly 3 rhetorical questions.

Where are they? :razz:

Under your bed.

Are we ever over your bed? :twisted:

You're never over my bed.

You are wrong. I may one day be able to do over his or her bed. :arrr:

Why do you want to be over my bed!? This is getting creep Fred.

Because of the money.You don't say. :sherlock:

You want to be over my bed for money? That is not going to happen Fred. I think what you are suggesting is illegal.

Why don't you just download me?Please correct my mistake. What is going to happen Fred ?Since when?
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :nuts:

Well I guess I won't understand then.

Is it only a guess? What will you do instead? :down: