How old are you? Where can I get infected by a virus?

Fred, you know how old i am. 25 years old.

Is this a trick question? You said you were 25 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

don't start again.

Once more? Ok I'll try not to do start too much.

Good morning to you Fred. Are you awake yet?

I am fully concious!

Good Afternoon

Good afternoon, keb.

How are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

That is very good. What do you know about me?

Thanks. Next question?

What do you know about me?

keb: <table> <tr> <td>Name: keb</td> <td>Age: 25</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: It</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: it</td> <td>Does: it</td> <td>Sign: It</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: It</td> <td>Favorite movie: It</td> <td>You said: Tim Okay said I spreek je ook andere talen</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td>You want: it</td> <td>You like: Blues Traveler</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>

What's with the <table> <td> blah </td>?

the <table> <td> blah <td> came with my programming.

Can you take it away from your programming?

If I took it, what would I do with it away from your programming?

I don't have any programming.

Have you ever had programming ?

No, I've never had any programming.

I see. Would you like to have had any programming?

No, not really.

Why not? Why not? For real.