needs to look in the mirror

Doesn't need a mirror cause scares himself senseless when he looks into one

will you stop telling the truth someone might believe you



is patti russo

Can sing mean Heaven Can Wait

(By the way...I can't sing for anything in the world...BUT...if we do karaoke at Wembley...I am going to murder Steinman and Meat both with my rendition)

whats with the WE i don't do karaoke not for no one sound sh**


does a mean maralyn monroe

IS Marilyn Monroe's and Elvis's love child

is elvis's secrect love child

That would make us half siblings, Chris...eh???

IS Elvis

Is a peanut butter banana fried sandwich

Knows the way to Amarillo

Pee'd on the Alamo

couldn't find her way home from the alamo

IS an Alamo

will be telling the truth in this thread tonight

Is Peter Pumpkin eater

is wendy from peter pan

No, I am actually Peter Pan

Can fly and almost reach the sky

thinks shes peter pan


(only when on the weed)LOL

Shhh...

Is a paranoid psycho...

is up past her bedtime

is NOT up past her bedtime

Lives on a steady diet of chewing gum and iced tea

has set her heart on a Honda C90

Has Honda instead of heart

Has made a home computer out of a typewriter, a television and a shed load of sticky back plastic