is it safe to ask how r u now??

Yeah...now it's safe...I am...nostalgic...thank you for asking...

should i do wembley? or not

I reckon u should, after all you said i should:-)

4 weeks and 1 day to go...so bloody much to do!

Got so many deadlines rushing up to meet me... why aren't I doing something about them?

Dam computer... had to come back down to library again to log onto site..... got to get new comp

The coffee machine is broken on our floor, I've got back ache, certain people in the office aren't pulling their weight, and I'm tired. Is it any wonder I'm grumpy?

Kettle's on, Grumpy ;) :up:

You'll need to deliver the brew though, got a meeting in a minute :twisted:

I'm sure Ralph wouldn't mind me delivering a cuppa!!

Been gardening the last 3 hours, now I know I HATE physical work! I'm just not made for it! :angry:

lol why do I think I do painting and textiles?! :lol:

I dont know why YOU think that. :p

Aww God...yeah that just about sums up my morning!! :p

You know what I meant :p

It's official, I am surrounded by clueless people.

For the record folks, he's at work now :p

I'll post from home later ;-)

these new headphones I just bought are KICKASS! :drool:

I distust a chiropodist called Miss Choppem.

1. What is distust?
2. What is chiropodist?

No no no no...

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

Nobody wants to meet you and see you and it is a HUGE waste of your time!

(Let's see if reverse thingie works)

Suffice it to say it is illegal (even between consenting adults in 47 US States.

It's a small furry mammal related to the mole.

What about the other few states besides 47?

I don't think any man should trust a woman who calls herself Miss especially if she is a small furry mammal...oh wait...is that something like a mouse??? :shock:

Oh wait...I am not a mouse anymore...I am...let me look into the dictionary real quick...oh yes...

I am DA COUNTESS!!!

Sounds good to me!!!

Now I can be as evil as I truly am without feeling bad about it...

Distust is a form of distRust formed by a lack of decent cups of tea

A Chiropodist is what you yanks would call a Podiatrist. The person who chops off corns and generally cures dodgy feet!

And she is a Miss as she isn't married.