So many things in your life that you're bound to regret
"Why didn't I do that? Why didn't I do this?"
So many chances you lost that you'll never forget
"Why didn't I make it? Why didn't I take it right there?"

I've got a fantastic fridge magnet that sounds like it would suit you too Helen... says "My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance".....

Can I go back to bed ?!!

I'm in the middle of a tornado warning. Better shut this thing down and unplug.

Happy Monday meatie peeps ...
 

since when are metro style no. plates illegal???

the legal ones look shite :(

Meat is the 60 second interview in today's edition of the Metro...so it should get some good exposure since it's handed out at every Bus and Luas stop around Dublin

got told today that I'm one of the "bad guys" :metal:

I do like the sound of that a lot!

However, as it happens, I did housework (well not all of it, obviously - just enough of it), I finished some minutes for work and then painted three walls, half a door and a windowledge *insert angelic emoticon here* (and then spent a whole hour cleaning brushes and rollers :-( ) Overall a productive day :-)

Who is the other one?

that depends, is he Jake or Elwood?

:elwood:

Or both ... maybe RJ is the one in the middle? ;-)

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...ing_kids_8.jpg

from the inferior Blues Brothers 2000, but yeah now that you mention it, it does look a bit like him!

well that's settled then, off to glasgow for a day trip to Celtic Park this saturday...finally MBNA does something good for me!

the price was too good to be true... now they want another 28 quid

I'd haggle with them, i'm sure you can get that kidney cheaper on the black market!

DIY could be cheaper still ...

delivery for england/wales 12 quid, delivery for me.... 40 quid

sod that

It's the weight of all that ice they use.

You can get it delivered here and we'll keep it in the fridge till you're ready to collect it.

Very generous! That's a lot of beer-space you'll be giving up ...

You haven't seen the fridge ...

Sounds like an offer to me ... :hic: :cheers: :lol:

He meant to say lots of room in the fridge cause empty...

:-(

I know...come to America, I'll buy you a drink!!!!

If I caused offense I'm just trying to talk sense...

forgive me if I'm too direct (or politically incorrect)

LA LA LALALALALALA RUNNIN' AWAY FROM ME!

LMAO

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe...ex.html?hpt=T2

I got dissed by 2 members of mod squad here in one day today...

Where do I complain about mods? Pressing the button defeats the purpose

You know we love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll :))

Don't you sweet talk me...

I am waiting for the decision of the admin of this site...*peers closely at AndyK*...oh...

Never mind...can I at least complain about mod then?

You know where ... Complain away ... :))

I feel I should be able to complain for my money!!!!

And don't ask me what money...none of your business!

Go on then fill your boots!

Should have seen my face...jaw dropped...fill your who who what???

What does it even mean????

I just horribly misread that part

*mumbles something about damn foreign feckers*...

dont take up thread digging as a hobby then!!

Leave it to the professionals? ;-)

nah bodie and doyle are busy with CI5

theres a new nightmare on elmstreet??? awesome :D

its funny who you see in the street... walked down to the cash machine for drinks tokens, and met someone i haven't seen or spoken too since about '94... it was great too catch up... but yet again got... YOU SHOULD JOIN FACEBOOK

lol

1994? WOW...you can still recognize people from your kindergarten class???

Is wondering if she will ever get through her requests on facebook, I had over 100 so I thought I'd better start working on them only problem is people keep returning the favour so it's not condensing !! Not to sound ungrateful but if people would stiop just for a bit to let me keep up that would be great :shock: :roll: !!

Also feel like I got quite a bit done today :cool:.

Pearl featuring Scott Ian From Anthrax & Meatloaf's Daughter

This is an advert in American Ticket Master for Pearl's concert...LMAO...

yup. with the guy from watchmen playing freddy

Am hungry.

Ignoring message left on answer phone by boss, think she's trying to get me to go in this afternoon but I've already made plans to meet mum and see Gran, going to play ignornace and say I didn't get it til late :bleh:.
Also joy recieved my letter telling me to attend this disciplinrery for time keeping... Wonderful :roll:.

Another reason I don't want to return the call !!

Isn't it ironic that those "please do not print this email unless it's really necessary" paragraphs that some companies attach to all their emails are just long enough to make the email print over two pages ....?

Why have I got MJ's 1993 Grammy speech in my head ?!!?

LOL Random I know but there you go :lol: !!

spag bowl or pasta bake???

Talking to some people at our office in deepest darkest Zomerzet really is like talking back in time to someone form the 1970s :lmao:

not a popular tyre size anymore it would appear...

my BRAND NEW tyres were made in 2001 and 2003 :lmao:

~~~~ flights doubled in price over 24 hrs

Those are pretty volatile...just keep on checking different days and times...it doesn't make any sense but sometimes the next day is cheaper than the previous day and so on...

:shock:

just got a classic insurance quote for £9,999 lol

For one kidney or both of them?

if there'd really be such a thing as a Los Angeloser...


...he'd probably look like this:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Ronnysmall.jpg

the sunglasses give me that nice little douchebag touch lol

Let me explain something to you, RJ...even if you looked like American (I guess sunglasses put you into a whole new nation category)...the office where you sit will give you away in a heartbeat...for the most part our shitholes don't look like German offices...and where you sit is typical...

um... there appears to be a Mac next to you running WinXP?! :shock:

so, what does an american office look like?

are they heavy duty t shirts?

That picture is a perfect example of what we in the IT inductry call a PICNIC :))

I did write above that most offices here look like shitholes...not all...but most...at least in my area which is pretty darn old anyway...

I do know how German office looks cause I used to work for the company doing business with Germans...and when they came to visit us...they ran out in panic and furnished the office THEIR way...which was exactly the way it looks in your picture...

LOL - yes it is! It really winds me up that message too. So idiotic.

Firstly, I can't see why anyone would print out all their emails - doesn't that rather remove the benefit of them being "e"?

Secondly, if you did have a good reason to print them out, that makes it necessary! Surely no one would print it out if it wasn't necessary?

Please leave me alone to make my own decision about whether I want to print something.

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest :bicker::lol:

so...define shithole in this case? and what exactly do you do to make an office look German?

dont get it...

Sigh...I guess you want to visit me at work...

Clean and blonde furniture...(my guess would be to match the hair??? Dunno)

And another thing...

There is now a government TV ad paid for with my tax dollars telling me I should "drive 5 miles less per week to reduce CO2".

WHAT??? HOW? Am I supposed to park the car 1/2 a mile away from my house? What about the people who live there, if any? In fact I think that's probably a roundabout where it's illegal to park anyway.

Do they honestly think I add on a little bit of mileage to each journey just to keep the place a little bit warmer and burn some massively expensive fuel?

Idiotic tosh. The most stupid thing I have ever heard, and a massive waste of public money.


Sorry.

There is a possibility that now I have started I may never stop.

The good thing is...that we're all in it together...

NY State Governor proposed tax on soft drinks (sodas, drink mixes, etc.) to save people from obesity...beat this one...

So anyway...go on and vent....

I have a colleague who prints out each and every email sent between him and the boss and certain colleagues - then files them. He has a conspiracy theory that any emails that may in future be required to 'prove' anything would mysteriously vanish from the server the moment they are needed.

But yes, I suppose in his opinion, that makes the printing of it necessary!

I seem to regularly attend meetings with our IT department relating to various projects and we all turn up with files of paperwork. Just seems wrong to me.

It's just there to make us feel we are appearing to care about the environment... don't actually care if you kill the rainforests printing every email ... but at least we appear to care ;-)

Belated Happy Wednesday meatie peeps ...
 

im getting good at avoiding police road blocks now... but i'm dying to know why there was a tv camera there... just not dying enough to know with those tyres ;)

remember Meat Loaf's shiny gold shirt from Bad Attitude live?


well, then you know what I just bought lol

i could see you buying something weird... like this
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/70s-GOLD-mens-...-/370274415992

Speechless here...

There's plenty that could be said, I'm just choosing not to right now. :silence:

might wear it when i come over...oh and I also bought a silver one lol

Did Neil tell you that it was a condition of being a mod that you had to buy a strangely coloured piece of upper clothing? ;-)

HEY...OVER THERE...DID YOU BUY A FECKING AIRPLANE TICKET TO ACTUALLY COME OVER????

*coughs*...sorry...but since apparently you're my German adopted child...THIS IS HOW I TALK TO ALL MY CHILDREN...ie I scream...

P.S. Please don't bring that thing with you when you come...either gold or silver...we're not going to a aging queen drag show...even Meat wouldn't wear THAT these days...if you insist on it...I don't know you...

I absolutely blame R...the kid is a mod now so I can't even scream at him anymore...

I thought his eyesight was getting better??????????

:spit:

There are days on which I love this thread.

mr ake... i really think you should change your avatar, as i keep thinking of RJ after he's had a bad day at work!

did wario ever do a poll for whats meats heaviest album??

You mean after he's competed in one of his hamburger-eating contests? ;-)

aye, and the golden glow reminds me of his new shirt

Woooo hoooo just had a fab pm off Mark alexander!!

am i the only one not buying the concept/story/marketing???

typical cynical me

having mentioned psychology (above) suggestion, marketing and sales story

the good news is... derren brown is back on tv soon :D

You're not. ;)

im enjoying seeing this phrase.. "touched my soul" and its variations getting used recently on here :D

You think it's funny but now he won't talk to me....:(

I think it's funny anyway....

Yeah...

*Immediately moderates her own self and walks away*

I'm starting a new work on Monday.. As office worker on the administrative court.. :D Maybe I can also do notary public or assistant junior secretary..

I'm going to be a bureaucrat.. :lol:

ooooh youre so gonna get infracted for that when I get home lol
I was asleep and my pm box was full lol