sounds like a plan :D

poor, hasnt worked... stronger alcohol might...

but i cant do that this time

tramadol sounds like good gear

vicodin

i was kindaa right... more alcohol has worked :-)

i shouldda been a doctor

It's doing sod all for me!!!!!!!

did you mix it with alcohol?

this could be my last day

when did thursday become the new monday?

alternate reality universe rules declared it law in 2008

4 more working days, including today, then it's off to London and Paris

:twisted: You should say that in a Leslie Philips voice, only adding "and very friendly girls they are too" :eyebrows: .

i'm sure they are...when in Paris i intend to see can i find Jim Morrison's grave in Pere-Lachaise Cemetery. So I'm not in a position to slag you off about your grave habits:D

Not difficult to find, fair old Metro trip out though

:twisted: I feel a thread coming on :bleh:

"Who's gravestone are you reading right now" perhaps :idea:

Yeah I've been reading up a bit about it, also saying the best time to get there is early in the morning before the tourist crowd hits.

by the way, how's the back?

could be one of your better threads...dead men don't tell tales so there will be no reported posts:D

We got there lunchtime/early afternoon and it was fine, worth a walk around as there's a few there worth seeing.

Back's still not good, better than it was but still can't do anything, painkillers aren't worth a toss either.

You just want to be all drugged up with no place to go:lol:

Would suit me right now

But that's nothing new is it? :lmao:

Andy, you'd be perfect for working in our health service with that bed side manner!

Bedside manner? Sympathy? I don't do that soft southern shite I'm from Yorkshire :))

so any role of a doctor or nurse in emmerdale is played by a body builder then?

Having caught an extract of that travesty (it's never been decent since dropped the word Farm form the titles!!) any role in the show is played by someone from darn sarf with a very didgy accent.

Had a rather eventful start & end to the day lol, graffiti in the morning & an attempted break in thwarted by little ol me :) in the evening

:twisted: That plane has a lot to answer for huh? :mrgreen: :lmao:

No no, just the office lol, but yeah, was a bit dodgey

:twisted: Just play Man & A Woman, they'll run screaming into the night :panic: , either that or fall asleep on their feet halfway through the first verse :zzz: :lol:

:twisted: I just can't get into it.

Are you sure that rating thing was here and not another ML forum?

I've done every search I can think of and can't find anything that matches :shock:

Don't you mean White Of High's thingy?

:twisted: That's the first thing I thought of, but no post from Meat on the thread :shrug:

:D

feeling VERY proud!! I´ve been asked to become a witness to a marriage, or bridesmaid or whatever it´s called lol :D whoaaa! exciting!!

Congratulations!

congrats

todays top tip.. dont spill drink over laptop and other gear... not good

and the keys aren't easy to reassemble!!

Thanks muchly :) !!!

had a lovely week so far,dont want saturday to come

Varm øl med flødeskum - I should try that while waiting for the fridge to be repaired. :hic:

Weird Al is doing his first ever european show in London on dec 6....and tickets are not even 30 pounds. tempting....very tempting...

wellllllllllll, quite obviously youre fishing for accomodation, as you said earlier you might be in london on 6th dec

tis been nearly 4 years, and almost 170 good posts

beer with something... my danish aint that good lol but its good enough to order en stor fad øl :D

MANFLU :tired:

Got an hour and a half (At the best) drive to go play indoor cricket today.... suddenly cleaning the house seems like a brilliant idea

go on then...offer me some

It's warm beer with whipped cream. Since the bloody fridge decided to stop working during the soccer championship :wall: and I don't know when the technician will show up I have to look for alternatives to cold beer. :lawl:

It's called "football" :bicker:

:twisted: Not what the England team are playing, or so I hear :lmao:

I'm spoiled by U.S. English, sorry. :p

Duke knooby's new avatar makes me thirsty.

im partial to the odd guinness ;)

but with 3 bats night... my posts just disappear into the background

Still got manflu :weirdo:

:twisted: Jo has just seen the vid of me in the school panto from 1990 :facepalm:

She found it "cute" :bleh:

You should be in bed resting then, it's serious stuff that man flu. You need blankets, chicken soup and a comic!

:twisted: Have you read THe Beano lately?

tell you, storytelling ain't what it used to be :nope:

And the PRICE!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:

pls let tomorrow be a better day... not sure if i can take two todays in a row:(

tomorrow will be better, as it cant get any worse

true, but it can be as bad as today was....
oh i like the optimistic me :?

whys it so bad?? whats happened?

That went really well tonight...She's got a great voice that fits the song perfectly

I have a gym hangover. My arms are screaming. And normally it's the second day they start to hurt. It'll be fun driving tomorrow. Ugh.

I need whisky, a good hot curry and then more whisky.

What's stopping you then?

Happy Wednesday meatie peeps ...
 

Roll on Sunday ... :-)

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PMSL, nice one Dave

looks like we're gonna kick british ass once more :))

Oh blimey. 943 new posts since I last logged in.

Well done, commiserations, great, hope you feel better, and happy birthday - for all that I've missed!

You reckon? So far, France have forfeited, the USA turned up late, and England are left to fight the Germans. Sounds familiar ... :lol:

:twisted:

Really? The British didn't make it to the World Cup, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales failed to qualify, England did though :devil: Lets hope it doesn't come down to penalties :facepalm:

gotta admit that was a good one lol

Anyone want a German dog?

i think i might own one already ;) bloody fuel injectors and pumps and etc etc

meanwhile... still aint decided what to do... as more news leaks, the common sense answer is to stay with the same firm, and move to the new big place, and continue to do what i do

but common sense has never really appealed to me

however im pretty damn sure, if i switch companies we're all out in 2 to 5 years:twisted:

:hic::whistle:

honest i am in a good mood... lol ... :-))) ...
 

It's the world cup ... the fridge can't break!!!!!!!!! :bicker:

mmmmmmmm, warm beer!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the freezer is still ok, so it's ice cold beer and warm food ;-)

Sure. What's the wurst can happen?

OMG !!!
 

Go away :p

Don't remind me of the fridge. I had to complain today because the technician hasn't shown up yet. :bicker:

Do you want the number of the guy we used? Phoned him yesterday afternoon, he arrived at lunchtime today ... and pronounced the fridge dead with no hope of recovery. Maybe you'd have better luck?

He'd have to travel a long way. I can already hear my bank account crying for help. :angst:

another example of poor german efficiency

I suspect German efficiency is nothing but a myth. :twisted:

East Germans waving U.S. flags :shock: - only Bruce could make that happen. :D

it's called FOOTball, because it's played with the FEET. Unlike a certain other sport, where the ball is only kicked occasionally...