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Posts using Commodore64
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its better than a zx spectrum
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has lost his tongue and speechless for once
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never appears during the day
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can only go out after dark
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looked in the mirror, couldn't see a thing
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Not going to ruin a jacket
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Would love to see me add to it
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Unfortuantely cant count :(
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uses sign language to speak
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gets his chest waxed every 2 weeks
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LOL no f in chance
has hairy legs |
has a hairy back
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Comes awake after dark
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Can sleep with his eyes open all day
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Wishes she knew how I do that
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Has a 10 mile long beard
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is supposed to have a very long nose
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Quote:
Has her house all dusty with magic dust |
Has got a bad attitude
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Spends his midnights at the lost and found
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Believes that there is a crime in having some fun.
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Is dusting off his Easter Bunny outfit
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Has given up Whisky for lent.
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Now that was below the belt lol
Has been teetotal since waking up on a boat to Belgium wearing a nurses outfit |
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