whens zina and family arrive?

how about me and you :))

MonstroWario ahoy!

a 602, 802, or a 2100???

soooo tempting

100% is the new 90%

:lawl:

<--- Someone's been reading this :twisted:

and 'everything is permitted'

plagerism is soo under used

where did the old poll go? never got a chance to vote

what happened to your post of not liking the new poll ? ... :shock: ... which way did it go... which way did it go ? ... ;) ... polls polls everywhere and not a chance to vote ... lol ...

my post of not liking the new poll was amended to become the didnt get to vote on the last poll, with the addition of a question in the thread which already contains the new poll... which i still havent voted on either

stick with me, random gets more random after a few shandys

it'll all make sense never

not sure what i was thinking when i passed out in the laundry basket

lol, this looks like a nice place to sleep, i imagine

FFS ! Ate too much ket !

stupid ~~~~~~~s from the german customs!!!! :bicker: now i dont only have to deal with them work wise but in private life too... grrrrr
they should start taking care of illegal stuff and not retaining paid and fully legal merchandise:evil:
time to display the advantage of my work power tomorrow methinks

:??:Does anyone have much knowledge about parking tickets??:??:

Here's my question...
Can parking wardens ("Civil Enforcement Officers" as they now appear to be called) issue 2 separate PCNs for same offence in same location 10 mins apart - when vehicle has not moved in between - then only inform you of 1 of them?

I.e. issue first at 10:13 & issue no physical notice. Then issue second at 10:23 and place physical notice onto vehicle. Therefore you pay the second one (issued 10:23), because you are aware of it, and believing this to be end of the issue - yet a month later receive a "Notice to Owner" demanding even higher payment (due to failure to pay within 14 days) in reference to the first one (of which you have not been informed).

To avoid completely taking over the screen with waffle, I have posted info on the circumstances around this in my mlukfc blog for anyone who cares enough to read it ;-)

No, I tend to read the signs and look at the road markings on where and when I can park legally :saint:

I hate Paradise. I think ill be cutting it from shows I upload to youtube.

Warwick Castle is a great gig nevertheless.

Wish i had a magic wand !

i'd lend you mine ?... but it's on the fritz ... ;) ... lol ...

LOL....;)

I have one. Touch it and it gets longer. :p

:shock: Are you mad ?!

Paradise effin rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by 24K
Wish i had a magic wand !

I have one. Touch it and it gets longer.

somehow... i saw that one ...

coming ... :twisted: ...

gawd i miss listening to Howard Stern ... ;) ...

not my favourite song in the world, though this version is pretty neat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WucEkxTqbns

Too f&cking funny ! :D:shock:
LOL..

got up at 5am
been at work 6.30am
got home again 2.30pm
started working on my bachelor thesis 3.30pm

now (10.15pm) I think I'm finally done....

:wall: :zzz: :faint:

i've been bad

i need a good spankin

spankin

SPANK IT!

I'm really tired and ideally should go to bed. But for reasons I cannot explain other than perhaps complete insanity, I for some reason just wasted half the evening watching a chick flick (which only really annoyed me), and consequently all the things I was supposed to have been doing this evening, I need to do now. Argh.

I know that feeling.... Am off to Brighton for a week's residential school on Saturday, and despite the fact that I'm sure there's a load of stuff I haven't yet done, I've spent the week so far either reading, playing Cookie Dozer or knitting.... (well it's the law for us Grannies, don'tcherknow....)

ugh... the humidity is back... think think a happy thought... okay ...

i'm ALIVE ... :D ...

Some places are poo

Sewers usually

And some other places

Dog waste bins

ha...you piker... i'll one up you... CAT poo box... omgawd... :barf: ...

t ... who is on office cat detail this week ...

lol ... detail... de-tail the CAT ! ... lol ...

Tink - I remember someone from here once saying to me at the start of a ML-show 'It just doesn't get any Better in life than this'...

... cat poo box ... well, it could not get any worse lol ... Hate it with-a-passion!

I thought these types of posts expired in 1997...

I am totally terrified and panicked about vacation...WTF???

Shouldn't I be happy and looking forward to it? I think that bedrest is getting to me...

why do most babys look the same?

i wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of an mlukfc lynch mob

its amazing how some comments gets analised, pulled apart and villified :twisted:

They don't...they all look the same until you see yours...

no no no, theyre nearly all the same... small and bald

You forgot toothless...

No, it's girls that are mostly bald...boys usually have hair...it's a payback cause they lose it much faster later on anyway...

My mind just went to the gutter :O

handed in my thesis today....spent 165€ on printing and binding ffs

went????

Correct...it WENT this time...because otherwise it's just not present to go anywhere...

he meant to say wnet

I beg to differ... My new granddaughter has lots of dark hair....

Word of warning then, Brighton & Hove City Council's Parking Enforcement Officers work Sundays. And have either memory loss problems or really high targets for ticket issuing ;-)

why does my dog get a swinging boner when he takes a dump?

Quite or people may think we are sharing an account

I do not know why, but I have observed the phenomenon :-)

(on my dog)

oh yea. me too :D:D

Why did I start this?

Hold fast to dreams.
For if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
James Langston Hughes.
My thought at the minute.

LOL...my friend sent me yesterday a picture of her new grandson and he is as bald as my knee...I do stand corrected...

My sincere apologies to you and your granddaughter! xx

Happy Saturday meatie peeps ...
 

thank the powers it's Saturday !!! ... a couple errands to run and then... i'm pretty sure the entire WEEKend is miiiiine... hehehe ...

Dan is playing Plants vs. Zombies (don't ask!) and just found reference to Meat in that game...cool...

that's funny, a friend of mine always plays that and constantly tries to get me to play it too......lol, what references?

For once Fanfire do something right (although what they did was wrong!) Thy've sent an extra copy of Springsteen's Hyde Park Calling DVD, with an extra T Shirt and poster :))

I'll have the t shirt!

it was a wonderful day :lol:

'Fraid that's been claimed.

Same here (though not my Granddaughter you understand)...when I was born I had a full head of black hair, looked like I'd just been born into the Adams Family** Then it went much lighter, closer to blonde, then back to dark - never could just choose one!

**ONE word from those here who've met my family... :p

Never........

Was wondering if you were born wearing red shoes though lol

Da da dada
Da da dada

If not physically then certainly in spirit :p

And you're not allowed to comment on my family, my Mum bought you pease pudding!!! :lol:

apparently I accidentally lit an old lady on fire...

shouldda known better:evil:

But I dont so HA :twisted:

Roadie is a really good film

'oh daddy, you'd rather squirt girls and watch tv than see your daughter get married'

'oh i think they're about neck and neck'

whys wario gone invisible?

so I can check you out. What other reason is their?

ive no idea.. maybe youre embarrassed to be here

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...ghost-7584.gif BOOO I AM NOT INVISIBLE ANYMORE BOHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAA

Ok ... so my thoughts...

I'm very tired, and have millions of things to do.

I'm awake for a few reasons - but on here because I was hungry (due to being up so late AND tired, no doubt) and therefore decided to have cereal. But then realised I can't do the things I'm supposed to be doing whilst eating cereal. So I'm here whilst I eat the cereal.

VERY excited as about an hour ago had a text from my friend's boyfriend to say that their daughter had been born - along with a photo of the gorgeous little girl. Thirteen minutes past midnight which I believe means she misses out on £200 of Child Trust Fund by 13 minutes ... typical!

One of our friends had the smart idea of putting together a compilation of soothing songs (known as "Soothing Songs for Slumber") and I don't know how but I found myself with the task of designing and producing the cover/artwork for it. Managed to get a few covers printed earlier today with a variety of dates on them (to allow for several possibilities) and have now cut down to size the correct dates and put on the cd. Then it's into the basket with the cd and the whole lot to be wrapped up in cellophane and a lovely big pink bow on top! Off to do that as soon as I've finished here so it'll all be ready for tomorrow when we're hoping to go visiting. :-)

Then early start tomorrow so I can fit everything that's essential into the day!

yeah yeah yeah... your're awake cause youre not asleep... thats the only reason

guinness :D

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired

I don't feel like dancing

Common baby just ride with me

Happy Sunday meatie peeps ..
 

... COFFEE ! ... please ...

Zombies sent note at some point saying...come over, we're having "meat loaf"...obvious reference to Rocky Horror...

Hallelujah!!!

Oy...

:twisted: I should get some sleep.
Got to go the hospital tomorrow to see mummy mouse.
Hopefully she'll be out within the next few days :pray:

http://thumbsnap.com/s/D6wMyxx1.jpg

Tut tut tut tut .... back to the old tricks again.

What's wrong with your mum? Is she ok?

apparently this is what I do at the office all day....strange thing is I dont remember anything of that picture being taken...:wtf:



http://media.mlxxfc.net/sleepattheoffice.jpg

You have one of those shitty old I-macs like I have at work too. ;-)

The monkey's are out of the barrels

At the moment i´m really shocked about AJ :(
This wasn't quite what I expected from a member and a real fan :roll:

Hey, I'm sure there are Meat Loaf fans in prison too. Lol. ;)

I had a long list of things I planned to do today and I have acheived ~~~~ all. :(

Sounds like my day, every day. :-P

If you can't beat The Stig fair and square on the track then wiping out someone who can isn't the way forward!

Glad to hear that he's got a 10 place grid penalty for that ... what happens if he only qualifies 20th? Does that mean he has to give them all even more of a head start?