:twisted: GOT YOU YOU B@S^ARD!!!!!!!!! :p

Too many letters and words in that thread...what does it say really? Anybody is reading it?

:twisted: Can I ban him now? :mrgreen:

Absolutely...

Anyway...this forum didn't see a laugh like this in a very long time...we all needed it I think...I miss good ole times...

You cant touch me. :twisted:

Defacto laws are illegal http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/2038.gifhttp://www.buddy-icons.info/aim-smiles/Cow--2--.html

On second thought...you can't compare lavender soap to a tampon...I would do infraction points for soap, one month ban for floral scents and 3 months for tampon...

What is that cross by your lesbian cow pic?

:twisted: 3 months without Chris, I think we should take what we can get and accept that :up:


BTW, you might wonder why such an obscure rule should be in the rules.

It's because Chris is mentioned in the quatrains of Nostradamus.

:twisted: We need T shirts with that printed on.

Well you did last almost 6 years before I came.

But three months without me, you'll go through withdraw muhahahahaa...

Epic Win

or in his backpack lol

ta for the laughs this morning, meatie peeps one and all ! ... :lol: ...

tis weird lying on the floor trying to read this

have a safe flight zina and co!

network trouble sucks plums

:bunny: sarah, my bestest friend is now an aunt!
can't wait for the pics

should really get up of the floor

:twisted: Should you get up from the ground in the middle of the morning or get up from the groud in the middle of the evening?

I go with evening :up:

I believe he'll get up from then ground, then he's falling back down...

:twisted: RJ, it's Jonty we're talking about.

He's ALWAYS falling back down :p :lol:

Has just had lunch and a great catch up with someone I've not seen in absolutely years it was fantastic :cool: !!

Not going to ask why you're lying on the floor...drunks can't be choosers...

Thank you!!! I hope to buy you a pint or two soon!

I have to assume that the problem isn't in wanting it...it's being able to...right?

:shock:

YouTube Video

Chris...you know why you're so obsessed with tampons? Because you're a teenager...and as I've pointed out before...such a girl!

JONTY!!! 3 hours till leaving house! less than a day till Belfast!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: !!

Chris you seriously need to get out more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao that video wasnt made by me .... :shock:

I vote for one more woman moderator!

come to think of it, picturing wario with his backpack, singing the Dave song and overfeeding his cat while obsessing with tampons....that's enough material for a psycho-thriller ala Silence of the Lambs...

feeling a bit frightened about making a change:yikes:

So is Wario with his tampon. :sick:

Changes are always frightening...but without them life is quite dull...good luck!

home office next week....no idea how that'll work out...

What does this mean? Are you in for a British spy?

the whole station is getting a technical overhaul/upgrade, so there's only about 10 computers for 30 people. Most of us will have to work from home for about 3-4 weeks. Funny thing is I dont have any connection to the network files, so it looks like I'll have to call in for information every hour or so....

Oh you meant office at home...I thought it's a home office...I don't like working from home...for some reason I work much harder and longer at home...just to prove that I did work...

foreign stupidity...

what's the difference? I suspect I'll be distracted by some meaningless shit half the time....

The difference to me was that either you're working from home or you're a British spy (home office)...since those stupid Russian spies were caught in NJ, they keep asking me whether I am one of them...to which I usually answer that those Russian spies were exchanged for American spies in Russia...

so they exchange you as a russian spy...to ireland? :wtf:
does this mean the states will get Jonty??

I have NOTHING to say to this...actually I do...but I am afraid of the Wraith of Knooby...I am going over there...gotsa be careful...I'll post reply when I come back...

"Cube" on tv very late tonight...should I stay up and watch it??

you mean if you come back :-P

The only way I won't come back is by marrying you and living over there happily ever after...and since chances of that are less than zero...yeah, I am coming back...

when in difficult financial times, avoid asking family members for help at all costs, or else wind up in a perpetual state where they suddenly feel entitled to everything that's yours even after you've paid back your fair share

something's gotta give

I am glad we still have a little time...I just realized I haven't pack any cigarettes...

smokes are bad for ya...but aqs there sooooooooooooooo feckin dear here... bring as many as ya can lol

I know...

Well, anyhow...times up...see you all either across the pond over there or in a week here...

XXX

have a good flight!

oooohhhhh... i don't think that's a good idea ... the world's a safer place with Wario staying in playing with his backpack ... ;) ...

:lmao:

thanks i know its going to be so worth it :D

love whisky

bless you, luvvie... i had a run-in with some Royal Crown years back... after which ... even watching an old John Wayne movie... he drinking a shot in it ... made me heave... :shock: ... lol ... NEVER AGAIN !!! ... :oops: ... lol ...

tink, come and join me, still knockin' them back and you'll love it!!

ummm... nawww... i don't TINK so ... i'll stick with my coffee ... but thanks for the offer !! :coffee: ... i start tibbling... no telling WHAT will come out my fingers ... :shock: ... lol ...

coffee won't have half as much fun as whisky lol

AND HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING ??? ... :twisted: ...

hehehe ...

wishing I'd had coffee lol

you could've just had Irish Coffee...but hey, enjoy the hangover!

awww... no worries there, luvvie... from my cyberHut ... :coffee: ... to your cyberCasa ... :coffee: ... cheers ! ...

whats a tampon?

irish coffee?????? whats that?

and why did dympers phone me at a ridiculous time of the morning when normal people are asleep

cause that's usually the time you send texts out all over the world??

i dont text at 10am on a sunday... THATS JUST WRONG

and now my head hurts

sore head still

is camping camp?

Is butchering butch?

should i start using capitals on this?

Just on 'this?'

btw, its WHISKEY

yeahhhhh, bit of a smart arse aren't ya.. i like that!

Irish whiskey or Scotch whisky?

does it matter which.. its good gear!

I prefer whiskey because Jamesons is my favourite :hic:

Thanks for the warning Helen, but I got a week's parking permit on site at the University of Sussex, so no clamping for me!

cancelled grocery shopping yesterday ... just because... YESTERDAY i was thinking we'd go today... after the day job... TODAY... lol ... i say ... BAH... it's too hot and i KNOW i'll be too grumpy to deal with mnl ... so ... bring in ... my treat ...

Jake is doing canny, am very happy !

kick the liberals out in november

was meat loaf big in japan?

decision made (almost).. time for a new challenge... thats almost 7 years working for them

(6 years longer than i expected)

Meat was big everywhere in the late 70's. :-P

yesssss... thats the joke i was goin for... on a height basis... but your comedy timing sucks plums!!!

if the federal reserve wants to pump a load of cash my way... i'm up for it

yipppeee, theres holiday betty has appeared :D

Sleeping like a baby, pleased someone is !

Just donated 90 DVDs to the local library :))
It makes me feel good knowing that they'll be put to good use !

Good Justin Bieber got a water balloon flung at his head. Hopefully they will start on more heavy items soon.

Best news I've heard this Monday!

... hahaha... Justin Beiber is SO off my radar... lol ... but i have to say ... tossing things at his head sounds like not a good idea ... i remember back in the day the complaints made by my Beatle laddies... about the audience ... who meaning well because the lads had made claim to liking them ... would throw jelly "babies" (jelly beans) at them during shows... they could have been pinged in the eye and blinded !!! ... :shock: ...

I didn't know libraries stocked those sort of DVDs! :twisted:

sick at home

:twisted: *looks for the "like" button*

How funny...just had a quick look at .net (no, I don't know why either) and there's that bit on the right hand side with all the profile pictures of people who "like" Meat on Facebook...my Mummy Loaf is on there :p

wouldnt recommend it to anyone. Cant go outside and inside it's boring as hell. Dont have enough concentration to read or do anything useful. So far I've been watching south park all day lol

Sounds a bit like my work.

He's apparently the new MJ... I don't think so !!
Wish people would stop sending me fanpages for him on bloody facebook he looks about 12 and he does absolutely nothing for me ! And fair play to whoever did that :twisted: !!

Just thought mabe it was a MJ fan getting him back because Michael absolutely loved water balloon fights :lmao: !!!!!

I guess this is OK to post here, the thread is just about random thoughts.


We are having some flooring put in the front part of the house. They will move heavy furniture but there is so much junk on the floors and in the closets. However to move the furniture we have to do a lot of prep work first. I feel so tired due to an permanent chronic illness and stuff like this just really takes it out of me. My poor hubby is having to do more than he share and I feel bad about that.
I listened to Wasted youth / Everything louder than everything else this am. I recall Meat concert in the 90's and Meat did the song but he would not do the vocal part that Jim did on the album. It really is a part of the song. did he ever do a video for that song? I have seen the spoken part many times on your tube, Love death and guitar?? I'm probably getting this all confused but it has always been one of my favorite songs.

I have two black cats and one of them rests her head on my hand and arm every time I get it near the computer mouse. Then I start to type and she hates that she has to move.

jackie O

The new Michael Jackson?! Ahum. I doubt Justin Bieber even has the amount of talent that Jackson had in his toenail. Bieber is a fabricated piece of crap backed by record companies. It's obvious he is useless as they have already run out of ideas for him so now the cool teaming up with rap artists is already beginning. I'm sure we can all look forward to his autobiography in time for Christmas. What a crock.

I have not heard him but he does nothing for me and I bet he's not wrote a single one of his songs then try and count how many MJ has written and performed.. I rest my case and as part of the J5 they struggled for recognition, artists today have it so bloody easy in comparison.. Where has all the struggle and hard work gone ?!

I disagree with that. Bieber is the exception to the case whereas most artists themselves create something from scratch and do work tremendously hard often with no help. Bieber is an example to teenagers and young people who think the world owe them a record contract. This is why Bieber is so successful and also programmes like the X Factor and Idols do so well (though I admit sometimes real talent does come through). It's mostly fabricated junk relying on covers or gimmicky 3 minute pop cliches or in fact get someone else do the hard work and create a brand for him and get some songs and backing tracks done.
There's no doubt Bieber may actually learn something in the industry and may be half decent in several years but the fact he has been given a chance on the back of nothing (no originality, no songs, no great voice or pretty much anything) is quite insulting in comparison to struggling musicians around the world. That is the part that makes me sick.

bit like Meat Loaf then lol