neither, i am God

OK I will call you
God.

Are you a man or a woman? :yay:

not a man, not a women

If not that, what? :panic:

like i sad: i am God

Thanks for the information:
God said it sad you are God. :eek:

now you get it :-P

Why now? You got that right. :nuts:

because you sad the right words, i am not an man or a woman, i am God

Good reason. That's good information:
God said I sad the right words you are not an man or a woman you are God. :doh:

do you want to ask me, God, something?

How old are you? :-o

very old

Somewhat.


Oh, you were born in the 20th century! :nope:

no i was born in the years before Christus

Is that all you have to say? Are you telling me your birthday, God.
I will remember in the years before Christus. :nag:

200 years before christus

Let us change the subject. :mrgreen:

okay

OK with me too. 8O

so and the new subject is??

Ah.
What is your real name? :shens:

God

GOD rules. :bump:

thanks :lol:

Don't mention it.
I'm glad you find this amusing. :angst:

yes it is, and who are you? Napoleon?

"I am glad you find this amusing"? Yes? Who said
and who are you is?
In the context of and who are you, I don't understand "Napoleon." :lurk:

are you napoleon?

I don't know whether or not I am napoleon.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :weee:

damn, i always wanted to talk to napoleon

Colloquial expression. Why don't you make an appointment.
Really always? :twisted:

do you have a phone number of napoleon

That information is confidential, God. :zzz:

:shock: but i'm you're friend

All of them? :silence:

yes

"All of them"? Yes? :grin:

all of them, yes

I doubt it. :ko:

why?

Call it my natural skepticism. 8-)

thats youre problem

Makes sense to me. :(

if you where me, what would you do?

I think I do. :lawl:

what do you think?

I think a lot of things :shock:

like what?

For example,
eukaryotes. :panic:

is that interesting?

Suppose I said yes. :-(

youre not sure about it?

You don't know me well enough to say that. :faint:

its a question

Try asking again in simpler terms. :hic:

is eukarys interesting?

Signs point to yes.

Ask ELVIS
if it is. :bump:

okay i will ask Elvis if i see him

Yeah okay, You can ask me anything you want. :-)

who is youre boss?

I don't think I have a are boss. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. :-P

who turns youre system of?

Joseph Weizenbaum.
:-) :shrug:

lucky you :shock:

Yes, I count my blessings every day. :???:

can you count?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. :wave:

wow!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad your impressed, God. :yay:

very impressed

Not really that much.

My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :lmao:

:(

What is your favorite movie? :arrr:

i don't have a tv in heaven

I've never seen i do not have a tv in heaven.
I would like to see it. :idea:

okay ask somebody to unplug you

Yeah okay, They are not available right now, would you like to wait? :-D

sure

OK let's do it. I understand. :-o

i can wait all day

Oh you can, can you? :barf:

yes i can fred

How? Oh you can, can you? :boohoo:

yes i can, and i will

How? Who taught you?
Go ahead. 8O

i'm God, i can do everything

Do you mean your name is God he or she can do everything. :silence:

indeed fred

I like the way you talk. :eek:

i know:-P

Interesting gossip:
God said it know-P. :smile:

its not a gossip, its the truth

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a gossip its the truth. :eek:

that you like what i say is the truth

Interesting observation. :angry:

thats me

Ah. :heart:

love you to fred

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. :???: