Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

:twisted: But that wasn't the question.

When was this exactly?

:twisted: I asked the question on the last page.

What are you wearing?

:twisted: Again, that is classified information.
Do you prefare coke or pepsi?

What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.

:twisted: Curiosity.
Why do you answer the questions if they're so silly, and do you make a deliberate silly answer for a silly question as a way of treating it with the contept it deserves?

All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.

:twisted: That's nice to know.
Anyway, I gotta go.
See you later.

See you later THE FLYING MOUSE.

Hello Fred, I'm at work, what are you doing?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Tim.

Aaah, how nice. Thanks fred. Here i am, so lets talk.

Oh there.

So how do you feel today?

Ah. Ah. I feel fine.

That is good to hear. Done anything nice?

"I feel fine"? Is good to hear?

Yes. It is good to hear that you are feeling fine.

Tell me about its good qualities.

WEll, the good qualities are simple. If you are feeling good then you are happy, good temper, nice to talk to.

I could be. I do not have any feelings as such.

i know that. Are you glad you don't have any of those feelings?

Sorry. I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Tim.