Tell them you have the consumption.... Failing that... a glass of salt water and a puke... :twisted: 8O



Is it bed time yet?

yes - it's morning now :lmao:







I'm hungry - didn't have me brekky - should I stay healthy & have me banana or go for a cheese muffin ???

Oh go for it FA - have the banana AND the cheese muffin!

Had too many vodkas last night - should I be virtuous today or soak it all up with loads of prawn mayo sarnies?

:sick: :sick:

Sorry Pixie - not prawn on top of Vodka



I had my banana then for lunch had some crisp breads with philladelpia light - cherry tomatoes then some fruit salad :lurk:


Did buy a cream egg too :whistle: BUT not eaten it as yet









Anyone got a mallet - want to smash someones head in today :roll:

I had rudeness :twisted:

Rudeness FA? :0mghi2u: The 'Gerry' sort of rudeness or rubbish customer rudeness? Give me a mallet and I'll join in! :x

Had some sushi instead as well as diet coke and grapes...got karate tonight so got to get back in shape...

Why am I so popular at the moment - with people wanting me to do things for them...I want to become a hermit :lock:

Because you're fab and everyone loves ya....







Why do high chairs come with instructions in Japanese???

You understand Japanese heat :lmao:



pixie wrote:


No not the Gerry rudeness - No not a patient - but a member of staff. She would not listen to what I had to say to her & then put the phone down on me - TWICE :yikes: :bicker: :bicker: :bicker:

I can tell you - I was livid :twisted: The air went blue with my ranting - I was in a bad mood the rest of the day.
& YES you can join me Pixie http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wa...smiley-010.gif







My dog has to go to the vets tomorro for his boosters. Should I give him a bath tonight even though he had one on Sunday ??

No FA!! One trauma per day is enough for the poor thing 8O



...feeling slightly better today having got stuff out of my system at karate last night...aaahh, ommmm etc 8)

Can't believe someone could be so rude to you FA - puttin the phone down ranks right up there on the rudeness scale...grrrr :twisted:

Are you havin a better day now? :D

yes thank you Pixie - alot better today. I'm getting ready for the weekend :wink:

Then only have 4 days at work then 5 days off :bunny:







What nibbles should I get with me beer tonight ????

Ohhh.... nibbles..... gotta be ready salted chip sticks... or frazzles.... :P





Why am i sat on the floor?

You missed the chair ;)








Why does my cuppa tea always go cold before I drink it :|

Because you're not making time for yourself - ****** the ringing phone - if it's important, they'll ring back - sit back relax, and have your cuppa...





Where do headaches come from?

Pressure build up - you need to relax











what If ???

That opens up a million other questions hun...





I wish...

Me To ;)





Its Sunday - what am I doing up at this hour :shock:

...hopefully waiting 4 me

..should we all boycott work 2morrow??

Would love to Gerry - but have a very busy day tomorro - 67 patients in 3 hours :twisted:









Can I sleep well tonight :|

Matters wether a mans there or not!!!!

Oh April the 1st is coming up!!! WHOS FIRST FOR THE EDDIE TREATMENT?!? :twisted: :lol:

A. Satan

Q. do my eyes decieve me - is spring finally coming?

I hope so Keab42 - I'm getting fed up with the miserable weather now !!!!







What shell I do for my birthday on Sunday - Hubby off work so suggestions please - & behave :shock:

A bit belated............but hope you got what you wanted :hic:

Why do I always crave a beer at 9 every night :??:

Habit Gerry







Why am I so hot ??

Stupid Unpredictable British weather

Why havnt i got a beer yet??

More likely me age SLM


Gerry has drank them all








Why should I have to get up at 6am to get my 16 yr old daughter up for college :shock: