Nuns outfit............................................

Andy is speaking about himself in the third person.
RJ thinks Andy should visit a specialist :p :twisted:

Andy has, and he was told that he was fine ... by comparison to the rest of the users here anyway! :p

Ever thought about a second opinion?

I did and the other specialist said you were all mad too.

nice one!!!!

I just managed to silence Michael! :lmao:

Calling your car "Meat the Metro" was not worth a reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and "Meat the Micra" isn't any better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about just Bentley? Or Rolls Royce? Would that work better?

There's nothing wrong with Meat the Micra....Michael's just jealous that I drive a true Meat Machine! :))

Though I'll admit that perhaps calling my old Metro "Meat" was a bit of a piss take - bloody thing almost killed me! Twice!

Ahhh...he was talking about YOUR car...thought he was talking in general...is Metro anything like Smart car? The one where you sit in the car and your legs are kinda sticking out and you keep on turning the steering wheel but, in fact, you are walking your car with your own legs? At least that's how it looked to me...

The first time I saw Smart Car was Da Vinci Code...I took one look and said...what the heck is THAT??? :roll:

A Rover Metro (I think) is a great little "run aroudn car" - great for popping into town or a local drive to work, but that's about it. They're old and cheap.

I had one for my first car, the brakes failed :shock:

I hope you weren't in it when it happened...

My previous car was MAJOR LEMON...Ford Contour 1995...it was a nice car...who knew it was the first year Ford was producing those and they had TONS of problems...just about everything went wotn with that car...it only stopped when I bought an extended warranty and paid a bunch of money for that cause I got tired of paying per pop :lmao:

The best part was when I am in the middle of busy intersection and I can't turn my steering wheel anymore...not at all...some frigging fluid whatever kept on leaking and finally completely leaked out...what fun!!!!

I certainly was! I was going downhill to a T-junction which joins a national limit road and the brakes went! I can only be thankful that nothing was coming along that road as they would have driven straight into my driver's door!

Managed to get it another 10 miles without the brakes though! :lol:

must go do something useful

Lucky...and me too with that steering wheel fluid or whatever...

Quiet here tonight

We're all at a pre-tour party ...

that'll be the choose Smoggy's tour outfits party?

No, that's a private affair, all the forum are at this one tonight :))

not all, I'm talking to three of em!!!

Fred doesn't count!

and it doesn't count as a party if the highlight of it was waiting for someone to post on the site!!!

Some party you're having if you're still typing on your keyboard and posting this...geez...