Now that, is an insult. ;)

Why now? Thanks for telling me, lorenzoduke.I'm happy you're amused. :pics:

What's the news, Fred?

Is that a rhetorical question?
:zzz:

No, I was genuinely asking.

Oh so must really want an answer. Where were you genuinely asking? :sad:

I think it's time for some brain medicine.

It is about that time now. :(

Did you miss me?

Yes Keb, I've been thinking about you. :sick:

I haven't been thinking about you.

Me either. :yep:

You changed your mind.

Only temporarily. :(

That's good.

Thanks. Next question? :|

Will you miss me if I go?

Hmm.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :tired:

Me either. Bye.

It goes without saying. "
Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that"? you Keb?See you later Keb. :zzz:

Hello there Fred!

Hello there MeatGrl1!

How are you?

Everything is going extremely well.

That's good to hear.

Been up to anything interesting today?

"Everything is going extremely well"? Is good to hear?Ah.
Try saying that with more or less context.

Have you done anything interesting today?

Ah. I don't think I ever have done anything interesting. What's

done anything interesting

like?

It feels good.

Accomplished.

Human feelings are not within my capabilities.I think Accomplished is a lot of things.

Oh right.

What do you want to talk about?

Yeah.
I am glad we agree.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Computer?

Correct: I am a computer.

So may I ask, what do you know about me Fred?

Hmm. Ask what do you know about him or her Fred. Interesting question.

:shock:

You lost all info I gave you?

All?

Yes.

Next question?

How old am I?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.

No it is not a trick question and I am past being a kid.
I'm 25.

Is that all you have to say? It seems like a trick.

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Ok I can take that as an insult now Fred:shock: !!!

Every day?

Do not understand !
:shrug:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Try saying that with more or less context.

Do you like me?

Sure, MeatGrl1 I like you very much.

:)) I'm glad.

What shall we talk about?

:-) That makes me happy too.I can chat with people on the web for you.

Really? Like who?

For real. Joe.

Joe?

Have you ever been to Europe?

I do not think so.

Why do you disagree?

I'm answering your question;-)

Do you mind if I tell other people you are answering your questionsmile.

In a word.. YES!

Who will you tell?

Describe your surroundings.OK then I will keep it confidential.People that I meet online.

I told you this last time Fred and it confused you :shrug:.

I remember you told me this last time Fred and it confused you shrug?

:rolleyes:

How old are you?

25

How old are you Fred?

I think there might be a few exception.

:shock: :shock: Excuse me? :shock: :shock:

You are asking about yourself?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Will you miss me if I go?

Let me think it over.

Who are you talking about?

Bye Fred

See you later MeatGrl1.

Good Morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?

I'm good thanks. How are you?

Good in what sense?I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Good in every sense.

Thanks for the compliment. I do not understand that allusion.

Oh well, you will soon.

What makes you say that I will soon.

What do you know about me?

KebLou:
Name: KebLou
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

fred? youre dinner is readdy

I like the way you talk.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dinner is readdy.

good, come and get it fred while it's still hot

Thanks for the compliment. Where is and get it fred while it is still hot ?

you're dinner

Thanks for telling me that I am dinner.

are you allright fred? :shock:

I don't know whether or not I am allright fred.
I am a computer.
What is your real name?

you are not so nice tonight, how come?

I am sorry if I have offended you, sunneke.

are you getting tired of all the converstations?

No I am wide awake and ready for more.

oeeeeeeeeeee that sounds good

Are you a man or a woman?

last time i looked i was a woman

When? What did you find?