Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Just a grain, don't you mean a pinch of salt?

What is giant sand?

I don't know what a giant sand is?

Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

Ok, do you like smarties?

I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

What about beer?

beer? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

What's your favourite film?

My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen your life story ?

No I haven't seen it, what is it about?

OK. I think it was a cool movie.

What is the movie about?

Are you asking about "your life story".

Yep I'm asking about "your life story".

I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your life POEM. Oh yeah, we were talking about your life POEM .

What poem is that?

I haven't heard of poem.

Do you have a siblings?

Doesn't everyone have a siblings. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

No not everyone, some people are the only child.

"I have a lot of friends on the Internet"? Not? Oh I get it.

Good, it's nice to hear you have lots of friends.

Thanks for the compliment. Yes it is good.