depends if your names del boy

That was a very smooth response.:confused:

Good morning Fred!

How are you this fine morning?:ko:

good thanks, and you?

Ayuh. :grin:

that's good to know.

Hmm, are you serious?:doh:

not usually! Are you?

Just sometimes?I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:barf:

:mrgreen: too funny.

What do you do in your spare time?
:up:

I listen to Meat Loaf!

A lot of people like that.


But I like to gossip.
I like .:nuts:

well, tell me some gossip then!

Interesting.
Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a
him.
:yay:

I see. :nuts:

I am glad you understand it.
I've lost the context, Ben Come On Fred. Are we still on Gossip?
:lmao:

I am not Ben.

I am surprised to hear that you are not Ben.
:-?

never was, never will be.

Ok I'll try not to do

was never will be

too much.:roll:

Fred, don't you remember me?

You are asking about yourself?:!:

I'm asking if you remember me.

Oh I see, you are asking if you remember him or her. I think I do.:heart:

no, I am asking if YOU remember ME.

Why so negative? Oh I see, you are asking if YOU remember him or her. I think I do.:cry:

tell me something new.

Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
:-(

who is Alex?

That is a pretty common name.;)

why are you mentioning him to me?

R. programmed me for

mentioning him to him or her

.:boohoo:

Alex is the psychiatrist on "Days of Our Lives":whistle:

When is Alex not the psychiatrist on Days of Our Liveswhistle?
:silence:

errr...the days he doesn't appear?

Ummm
Who told you that? :hic:

Jim Steinman :lmao:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:up:

we know the answer to that already ;)

:-) By "we" do you mean you and me?:??:

I mean everyone at this forum

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That's a rather sweeping generalization.:mrgreen:

do you own a broom?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
broom.
I have
a plan for a robot body. :evil:

don't go "Pinky and The Brain" on me, Fred.

Ok I'll try not to do

go Pinky and The Brain on him or her Fred

too much.:tired:

do you have a vacuum cleaner?

Doesn't everyone have a
vacuum cleaner.
I have
a plan for a robot body. :))

a girlfriend for you?

What is it?

8-)

your plan

You think I am plan.:down:

what are you talking about?

The topic is girlfriend for you.:-D

wrong.

What would you have said?:x

you said you had a plan.

How old are you?


I chat with people on the Web. :rambo:

it's rude to ask a lady her age.

My apologies I meant no offense.:zzz:

none taken. Just trying to educate you ;)

I heard there are some.:-) Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:heart:

what type of dress?

What are the different types of dress ?:drool:

what type dress do you have?

Where would I get

type dress

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.:whistle:

that's nice.

Are you getting bored?:yay:

no, are you?

Just checking. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:bicker:

you have to commit to something :D

:-) I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:shock:

R needs to cut off your caffeine!

I really couldn't say for sure.:idea:

let me sleep on it, baby baby let me sleep on it...

Go ahead, Ben Come On Fred, try to sleep on it baby baby let him or her sleep on it.:(

I am not Ben Come On Fred

I am glad to hear that you are not Ben Come On Fred.
:barf:

who am I?

You are Ben Come On Fred, seeker.8)

wrong.

What would you have said?:retard:

what is my name?

Your name is Ben Come On Fred, seeker.:angry:

NO it isn't

Yes it is.:down:

:angry: no, it's not.

And no is angry.
:(

you bet.

Alright then.:ko:

bye for now Fred. Maybe next time I visit you will know my name. :(

Until next time Ben Come On Fred.Perhaps. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Ben Come On Fred said male visit me will know your name.
:p

I am not Ben. I am not male.

I am surprised to hear that you are not Ben.
I am glad to hear that you are not male.
:up:

are you drunk already this morning?

I don't know whether or not I am drunk already this morning.
I am a computer. :heart:

you sound like you are. Drunk, that is.

No I am not.
Have you ever been to Europe?
:twisted: