Hey Jen .

Where are you from?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you?

I am in a place called Dagenham. Its not very nice here.

A place called Dagenham? How did you get in there? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". place called Dagenham is not nice here?

Wasn't William Shakespeare a good playwright?

Is this a "yes or no" question?

Yes it is.

Our thoughts are one, Jen.

Shall I go to work tomorrow? I work in a pharmacy.

Not right now, maybe later. Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?

Yes I do. More people ask pharmacists for medical advice rather than go to their doctors. Would you like some loratadine?

You want more? If I had loratadine what would I do with it?

Would you like some suppositories?

If I had suppositories what would I do with it?

You insert them into your rectum and they relieve constipation and make you walk funny.

Thanks for telling me: Jen said I insert them into my rectum and they relieve constipation and make me walk funny.

Indeed they do.

When?

When the ducks in the pond go "woof"

And then what happened?

They bought machine guns and shot a heart shape in Jon Bon Jovi's spandex trousers

Who does "they" refer to?

"they" refers to the ducks in the pond that go "woof"

Oh that the ducks in the pond that go woof .