Interesting.
Thanks for telling me:
said I watch poultry crossing the road for starters."Sometimes" surely constitutes immense idiocy ?
Does that make sense? :yikes:

It would help if you bothered to listen, Freddy boy

Tell me more about it.:grin:

Tell you about what? Listening? Or maybe bothering? You can't have an each way bet, you know.

Are you telling me about what?Thanks for your attention.Perhaps.
Are you free?
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.:cry:

Are there races on tomorrow?

No I don't think there are any.:hic:

When would there be races on?

I can't imagine that it ever would.:mrgreen:

A footy match, perhaps?

Try to tell me that another way.
:lawl:

Who will win the Cup?

How would I know who will Cup ?:keke:

are you asleep

No I am awake8-)

good - don't ask me how i am going to get up for work later on

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:smile:

Why didn't you help Dottie go to sleep before?

Perhaps it is not part of my programming.
:barf:

good morning fred

How are you this fine morning?:))

what a lovely smile you have

lovely smile you have

is a lovely smile you have.:bicker:

can u help me sleep Fred?

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.::)