cause they're nuts :nuts:

Why is everything illogical??

A. because its actually logical

Q. what motivates somebody to steal your icecream from the freezer???

Nothing...ice cream r teh win.

Does anyone actually care that Britney is pregnant?

She might.

All in favour of killing Biter for using 1337 sp33k?

I don't know...i need to understand it first!

What should I do??

Learn l33t speak :)

Why are pharmacists the root of all evil?

A. i don't know i didnt realise they were.

Q. what is the point of l33t speak?

It used to be to stop hackers or whatever but everyone knows it now so theres no point in it....it should be banned!

Should everyone own a pair of glow in the dark trainers?!

Wrong, it's a language invented by gamers, the phrase comes from a ~~~~~~~isation of 31337 or, elite.

Why is it - when you want to go out for an afternoon - you can never think where to go ??

Tis Sods law FA...guranteed as soon as you get back to work you'll wanna go somewhere great.

Im now on a diet and already seeing good results *does pointy happy dance*...any tips?

Celebrate your achievment by going out and buying a box of Thorntons Continental chocolates :lol:

Q.) Do animals/birds that live abroad have accents? :??:

a: depends on how much beer you've had! :D


b: is your soul mate REALLY out there? :??:

Yes. You just dont know who until they are until its too late [/selfpity]

Anyone else love power ballads?

Sure do, good when having a beer for getting depressed :shock:

Should I book a holiday this year??

Ya - go for it Gerry - get those legs out






How do I get rid of an adware/spyware virus ????

Is there a free downloadable programme I could use ???

A. there is a free program called adaware available for download.

also if you are running windows xp i think microsoft has a free program that does the same thing.

Q. what do you think of the new pope?

Hes Catholic..........right ;)

Has the pope got ready access to God??

Well, according to the papers he's God's rottweiller! What an attractive picture :shock:

Who can say the alphabet backwards??

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba...I think...

Anyone know a good way to learn acoustic guitar all on your own?

yeah, a load of practise, patience and a proper self teaching video... thats how i learnt, as the neighbours in dagenham know...

ain't the cartoon invader zim hilarious????

"He was using the belt sander..."


Are you a he?

When I was little my Dad taught me how to say the alphabet backwards whilst writing 1-10 - in case I was naughty and the teacher tried to catch me out by telling me to do that....must be the Irish family showing through... :shock:

I was a girl the last time i checked... hmmm.... (looks down her top)

what was your finest hour? (mine was when i mooned the A13)