I really liked the butt pinching theme up there...but guess I am too late for THAT...

Builds houses out of nutshells

is a flying burrito

Lives in Mexico

Bought Mexico on E-Bay

sold it

Lives in a shoe

has 57 children, all by different mothers.

|Plans to run the welsh assembly

Plans to run NYC marathon next year

Will bring devolved government to NI

is a secret welshman

Plans to marry a cat in june

is a secret Welsh woman.

Is a secret Santa

Shot Santa last year for breaking and entering

Bribed Tooth Fairy to take his tooth

(am I the only one who thinks the thought of an elderly, overweight man who creeps into little children's rooms at night while they sleep is a little disturbing?)

Shoots blanks lol

No shite, Sherlock...:shock:

Shoots cannons every night...just for fun...

raises hell everyday at 2200

I was replying to LK, but you got there first... oops

er, shoots heroin? :p

shoots pigeons

shoots crap

shoots thin air

has crabs... for pets

was the one who passed them on