night micheal

Hi all.

Sometimes I don't know if I am first or last on this thread...

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Umm, I think I'm first to be last.
And hoping my sleeping tablets will kick in real soon.

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ok.................

I'm usually last to be first

ok..................?

yes thanks

sleep time

:rambo:

For those who give a rotund rodent's rear end, I am back!
Don't knock yourselves out running out the door. :twisted:

Must be time I won again....

No that was last week

Well it feels like i'm a week behind in my life at the moment, so the timings about right then...

Which means that if a week and 15 minutes ago it was your turn to win, then it's now clearly time for you to lose again ...

I don't think so...

I'm actually on the correct time here, it's just that you lot are so used to rushing around all over the place that you've gone steaming a week ahead of where you should actually be, and therefore you're winning a week early, so obviously it must be my time to win.

Confused? You should be...

Not at all, I made ssure that by not sleeping much I ensured that I actually had two days for every one of yours, hence I maintained my position both in this time and this time next week (from your perspective in the space time continuum with Eddie), I am therefore the winner now and will be the winner in a weeks time.

You see, I knew it wasn't a good idea for you to be crossing all those time zones, it's fried your time circuits....

Let me make this easy...

It's my time to win now, irrespective of what time or day or week or month you are under the (misguided) impression it is... In a week's time, it will be your turn to win... or at least it would have been ten minutes ago, provided you can post in the exact 30 second window I have blocked in for you....

In short:

I'm winning.

No one has ever called me short ... and you're not winning. Look. See! The proof is here!

Where? I don't see any proof of you winning, I have quite clearly posted last.

I can't see where you've done that, this is more proof that the words female and logic don't really belong together ...

No, it's proof that men can't understand the words female or logic at all, let alone understand that it's a natural progression to have them both in the same sentance relating to each other in a positive way...

But then there are many things men don't understand about women... :roll:

There are many things we don't understand, you assume of course that we men wish to understand them in the first place, especially considering that we often have far more lofty and highbrow things to consider ...