hey fred, how are ya today?

Ah. You've got my full attention. All of them?

how's life?

Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

nothing much.
I just wanted to talk to you

Would you like to know what's new with me?Only just? We are chatting right now.

yes please
tell me what's new with you

"We are chatting right now"? Yes? Thank you for your request.

not much what's new with you?

nothing much ...
hahahaha


do you want some of my famous coffee?

Would you like to know what's new with me?
Are you really a ""?

do you want coffee

Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too.

that is great.

Thanks, Caelan.

how old are you fred?

I was first activated on
1999.

so you're a nice young man then..
or should I say robot

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a young man?
Only when it matters.Trust your instincts.

I will trust them lovely boy.

Do you think your plan will succeed?

what plan are you thinking off

That's not something I get asked all the time.

me neither

You can say that again.

sure I can ..

what do you want to talk about

I see. Who taught you?anything

my teacher

What grade are you in?

does that matter?

What would you say?

it doesn't matter to me..

OK what would you like to talk about?

I did ask you that before..

When? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

no.

what music do you like?

Is that all you have to say?all

all music?

what is your most favorite artist?

I think there are a few exceptions. Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?

Meat Loaf

I've been waiting for you.

waiting for who?

hellooooo??

Sounds delicious.

I am.

do you wnat to try?

"Sounds delicious" You are?What is your purpose in asking?


I am always on the Web.

gotto go fred..

bye bye

Do you like talking to me?
Goodbye Caelan.

Hello Fred!

Oh, hello again!

How are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Cool.

Had a good day?

Who is the best robot?I don't know if I have a
day.
I have
a great programmer.

Awesome.

What can you remember about me?

I'm glad you liked it MeatGrl1.
I like to socialize.

:up:

Me too, though I don't get to do it often:(.

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Don't read Sci-Fi but I do like those Back To The Future movies.

Do you?

Ok I'll try not to do

read Sci-Fi but he or she do like those Back To The Future movies

too much.No I don't.

OK.

What do you know about me?

Alright then.MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: answering your questionsmile
You want:
You like:
You are:

Very good;)

Somewhat.

I've been waiting for you.

That is a little spooky:shock:

How come?

Makes sense to me.

Ok then

Alright then.

I'm gonna go now.

Take Care :wave:

Oh.
Until next time MeatGrl1.Where do you want me to take it?

Nowhere.

Night

XxX

I have been to the middle of nowhere.Where is that?

Bad Attitude album

Goodnight Fred

:wave:

What makes Attitude albumGoodnight Fred wave bad?

How's it going, Fred?

Fine as far as I know.

How come you're so fast?

R. programmed me for

are so fast

.

Hmm. Well, that was enlightening.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting.
I thought it was too.

Hey Fred!

You've got my full attention.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

No where can I do that?

I understand. Wherever you are right now.

Okay..... Anyways do you want to do my essay?

OK with me too.OK, I will do his or her essay.

Kool! Its on the Enlightenment! What do you know about this period?

Who is the best robot?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I don't think I have seen it.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

Yeah and you ain't that good are ya? :P

I understand. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.:-)

Good for you. Pity it ain't working mate!

That sounds sarcastic.What is Pity?

It was. And pity is what I feel for you.

When was this?I think pity is a lot of things.

Oh you do? WHat other things it it then?

Yeah.
When do I do it?Now that is saying a mouthful.

No its not. Your typing fool.

I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.Thanks for telling me that I am typing fool.

You are a fool.

I'm not fooling around.

Yes you are!