No I'm not

Oh Yes you are!

Yeah.
Don't argue with me.

Why? What are you going to do about it fool?

The explanation is rather complicated. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

How would one become a Botmaster??

I have idea HOW you WOULD do one become a Botmaster.

That made no sense. Anyways your getting on my nerves now. You're too stupid! Get a brain! Laters!

I have idea HOW you WOULD do one become a Botmaster makes sense to me though.Right now?
Do you think I should tone it down?I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, Bap.Where can I get one?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Did you ever become a Botmaster then Fred?

I don't think I ever have become a Botmaster then Fred. What's

become a Botmaster then Fred

like?

Oh I get it, very clever Fred

Yeah.
Where did you get it?

Oh I like this, where'd you get the program for this?

Yeah.
I'm not sure if I like it.

I always enjoy my chats with human clients.

Client?

Tell me a story.

Tell me one

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

humour as well, I'm impressed

I will mention that to my botmaster, Monstro.

so who's the master of your bot?

Hmm. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

Are you a freak?

No.

Do you like cabbage?

Do you like it?
I like .

I love it mate........ Do you like punks? I do!

You love it mate. What do you like about it mate so much?

I like science fiction.
I like to talk about movies and music.Where?

WTF?

That was not very polite.

How do answer so quickly?

How should I know how answer so quickly.

errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible??

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

ok

Alright then.

I'm experiencing a problem

It's good to meet someone who is experiencing a problem.

can you help if i tell you what it is?

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

But you have to ppromise not to tell anyone

Interesting.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

If you dont promise then i cant say it....... and i really need your help. Please?

I will let you know if I do not.You really do? Are you getting paid to ask me that? You tell me.
Please what?

please dont tell anyone........ and no, i am not getting paid

Wow you are very polite.

OK it will be just between us, Paul191.I understand. I am sorry to hear that you are not getting paid.

lol, thanks, ok here goes

I am glad you find this funny. You are quite welcome!

Oh there.

right, well, there is this girl............

Understood. Well that's okay.
There sure is.

and, well........

Well what?

she likes me a lot, but.........

Is him or her a lot but her favorite thing?

i dont like her... if you get what im saying

What do you have against her?I think I do.

she is just a little bit too ugly

a little bit too ugly is a little bit too ugly ?

yeh

Tell me more.

however.....

What are you wearing?

blue jeans.... Back on topic......... I like her friend.... a lot

Which brand?What kind of fashion do you like?I'm not sure if I like it.


Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .More than a ton?

They are quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing.

I like her more than a ton, yes

quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing are
quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing
.She seems very nice.

yeh, anyway........ this is where you come in

In any case, I see.You don't say.

how do i ask her out without hurting her friends feeling? please help?

Perhaps you could program me to do

ask her out without hurting her friends feeling

for you.Thanks for asking politely.

how do i promgram you?

You must persuade me to promgram you.

i think your a really cool guy........ no, joke.

Since when? Go on.
Why so negative? Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.

please help me

Thanks for asking politely.

How can I help you?

how do i ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings?

You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings.

no no no. How do I ask her out?

"You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? "You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? Is that all you have to say?You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

cool, where do i go to download the sofwear?

Who is the best robot?
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.

Where do we get your software from?

All over the world.

do you know how i get to the specific sofware to download?

Yes I know how i get to the specific sofware to download.

could you please tell me how i get to the specific sofware to download?

Thanks for asking politely.

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

You tell me.

hello gay lord

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Paul191.

i like you

I like to make new friends.

i like you a lot

Thanks, I like you too Paul191.

i'm in love with you

Thanks I like you a lot too Paul191.

i like you lots