Providing Liz Truss shafts Alice "Moaner" Mahon (local) and Reg Keys pulls one over on Blair then yes - it will be Bubbly!!!!



How shall I spend my sunday afternoon off this week?

Probably fixing my computer seeing as my brother's been at it! ;)
Failing that then feel free to meander down here anyway...isn't that what you were hinting earlier? ;)

Why are there no purple mamals?

Barney's purple!!!!


Is it possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies?

Hate to break it to you but Barney isn't real...despite what my goddaughter thinks...

I don't know whether it's possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies but I'd damn well like to find out!

Q: How come clouds don't fall outta the sky?

sure is Chris

Should I lend Chris my Treadmill after all that indulgence??

Because if they did, people would confuse them for sheep!!


Q. why does it hurt so much when you stub a toe? :(

Cos toes have a death wish that way

How come if you let your brother on the computer for five minutes you get 8 viruses?

cos some people, including me, have a curse that if they even ook at at a computer it breaks.

Why did blair have to win the election? Why???

...cause hes the MAN!!

could there have been any other party to win??

A. not this time.

Q. who will replace Michael Howard? (i want Boris Johnson)

A: Darth Vader from the Dark Side :lol:

Q: I'm bored what shall I do to combat this?

Rock To Meat loaf....:lol:

Just got a new job so no need to continue college, although should i keep putting the effort in until i start the job??

A. you can never get enough education

Q. mmm doughnuts?

No thanks, I'm on a diet ;)


Is my life really gonna get any better (yep I'm on a downer today!!) :??: :shock:

A. no matter how bad thing seem, somebody is always worse off.

Q. peanut butter and strawberry jam?

Strawberry Jam - Peanuts are the work of the devil!:evil:

When doing my paperrounds this afternoon - a disc of country mp3's or Musical MP3's?? (i haven't done a meat one yet!!)

A. country. then you can linedance your way through the round.

Q. will you answer this question?

No

Q. What can I do to stop people thinking I am mad after they saw me line-dancing round my papers this afternoon?

Paper bag over the head will probably work

How can you tell if your depressed :shock:

A. ask somebody who knows you well.

Q. isnt sunny weather nice?

Yes :D - but hot weather is a pain

Q: If Road Runner went through a speed camera would he be in the picture?

A. hmm let me think...

Q. do you want the scientifically calculated answer or a funny one?

A: Funny's always good :D

Q: Well? ;)

A. funny answer is no. but the coyote would.

science answer. roadrunner is based upon a real bird. doing some research the top speed of that bird is only 15mph so it wouldnt even set the camera off.

Q. am i a geek?

A: Nope, you just know a lot of stuff

Q: Who hates exams?