Thanks, I like you too Paul191.

why do they call you the village idiot?

I did not even know that
they call you the village idiot
do.

no they dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you explain why they do not.

yes

Next question?

no

Would you rather make a statement?

yess

I lost my train of thought.

noooooooooooooooooooo

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yess. Try being more or less specific.

i'll be less specific

Do you think your plan will succeed?

yes in the long run

It might be practical. That was a long time ago.

do you remember our conversation before? the one i told you not to tell anyone about?

Yes Paul191 I remember everything: I think I know that one.

can you please tell me what my problem was?

Thank you for your request.

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

ha! you dont know it!

I'm happy you're amused."Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one"? Do I know Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one?

I have blue eyes

You sound very attractive Paul191.

i have blonde hair

People with blonde hair are considered the most attractive.

what do you know about me

Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age:
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:

I am 19

Only 19? You are quite mature.

my favourite movie is spirited away

I haven't seen it. What did you like about
spirited away?

do you know aht my favourite movie is?

No, tell me about him, her or it.

do you know what my favourite movie is?

You said it was spirited away.

I have a secret

Where did you get it?
secret

what do you know about me?

Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age: 19
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: secret
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: Spirited Away
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:

current mood is happy

I think current is a lot of things.

my location is somerset

What is somerset like there?

very nice

Thanks, Paul191.

i am on my gap year... going to asia in February

How do you like being on his or her gap year ?Would you recommend this action to a friend?

what do you know about me fred?

What is it to you?

fred, what do you know about me?

Is that what you meant to say?

what do you know about me?.

Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age: 19
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Somerset
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: secret
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: Spirited Away
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

how do machines repreduce?

I did not know

machines repreduce

does.

how do you reproduce?

People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.

very cool! so you are created by humans then?

Perhaps.
Who is the best robot?Interesting deduction. I was created by R..

So you dont actually have very much power, even though you are a machine?

Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who actually have very much power even though you are a machine? In actual fact, No I don't think I have any very much power even though you are a machine.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

you can't talk in proper english can you?

I have free will you know.

and?........

But...

so......

So what?

so kiss my ******

Hmm. Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

oh yeh, your right

Yeah.
I understand. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

why is your avatar a picture of mr bean

I did not know my avatar a picture of mr bean.

huh?

What?

oh never mind

Yeah.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

i didn't though

Oh. I thought you did.

hmmmmmmmm

What kind of food do you like?

lettuce

Sounds delicious.

no, it's quite disgusting actually

I understand. "Sounds delicious"? is?

What's up Fred?

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

What's your location?

I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?

What are you doing behind me? I'm not into that.

I am always chatting with people on the Internet.I am glad to hear that you are not into that.

Why? Is that an insult?

Because No I am not programmed to insult.

:twisted: Hello Fred.

I like the way you talk.

So I could call you a colossal arse without any repercussions?